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@statesman @FBugenhagen_ wait. It’s shut down forever? Forever ever? Forever ever? Or just til this construction on I-35 flyover is complete?

P. Terry's Burger Stand co-owner Patrick Terry announced that the Austin-based chain's location at Capital Plaza will close in late June. The chain built the flagship location at U.S. 290 and Interstate 35 roughly 10 years ago. statesman.com/news/article/a…

@Skriptkeeper17 This Grease cast looking 50yo high schooler gotta be too old for prom too.

17 year old millionaire banned from Prom

I love this for timothée chalamet. Kid has had a string of bad luck recently and he couldn’t catch a break. He needed this. Things ‘bout to look up for him.

@barstoolsports The verse to the song most don’t know

EVERYONE IN NYC IS SINGING EMPIRE STATE OF MIND

"It helps if the hitter thinks you're a little crazy." - Nolan Ryan 43yo Nolan Ryan pitched his 6th no-hitter of his legendary MLB career on June 11, 1990.

@EmmaScott You LOooOoooove Chocolate. We know.

I don't like chocolate.

@_JiggityJohnson Whenever you get that one bad wheel on your shopping cart. That’s a baddie. People are like, “oh, noOoooo. I got a baddie.” Then, they get a new cart.

What is a baddie to you

@ThisThirsty The pilot with the lady that comes to visit. The Chronicles.

What's the most skippable Seinfeld episode?

@Breaking57 I was waiting for her to read; “You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall --you need me on that wall. We use words like "honor," "code," "loyalty." We use these words as the backbone spent defending something.”

Sovereign citizen people are mentally ill

@Ravious101 Nice Christmas music

Who taught this kid to be like this?

@GoodVideoBye You mean, this?

DEEP FRIED STEAK!🤯? Will@It be good?🥩 #fyp #fypシ #foodcritic #chopelasreviews #foodie #tiktokfoodie #foodvlog #cooking #steak Dollar Jerky Club

@FreyaHawkin2914 That dude is always involved in misunderstandings. He has the worst luck.

She “accidentally” STOLE my car 🚙🤬😂

@TheShiftJournal Why would it take you 60 seconds to answer if you’re close to your dad? Seems like Hector is the weird one if that question stumped him.

How Steve Jobs tests if someone is competent or not

@alphafox Donald teaches Mickey how to say No

Australians are physically unable to say 'no.' 😆

It was next to the Asteroids. Makes perfect sense.

@_JiggityJohnson “Let’s see him get past these bricks.” - Jes

I asked the mailman if he would stop delivering me junk mail and he said no so now he will not be delivering me ANY mail

You're SOOOoooooo Good lookin'. #Seinfeldism

Nobody breaks the fourth wall quite like Julie Andrews. One look at the camera and she can steal an entire scene.

America during the Bicentennial was a completely different place

@SethWickersham BEN THAT HILL. …. BE N THAT HILL.

Galleys are here. Preorder now! penguinrandomhouse.com/books/826777/b…