Emma Scott

This is my pinned tweet.

Y'all guess what!

Is it wrong to promise sex in exchange for an ice cream sundae? Asking before I send this text message.

Lady types: What are your thoughts on Halara? I have impossibly long legs, and their stuff comes in extra tall, but the prices make me nervous that it's junk.

@jrsydevyl 😂😂😂

Relationship goals.

@dan420247 @Dad_2_The_Bone My grilled cheese game is on point 🤌

@Dad_2_The_Bone @EmmaScott That’s love right there! ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

That cheese pull on @EmmaScott’s grilled cheeses, though…

@EmmaScott Hot fudge or no?

@okayestpoet I love using "yer mom's a ho!" at them.

@EmmaScott Most importantly to my own kids

Life is short. Say "your mom" whenever you want.

The fact that all of these MAGA troll accounts keep tagging the FBI and DHS in my replies to "report" me to them just shows that they have as much confidence in the skills of those agencies finding anyone on their own as the rest of us do.

@ZombiePenguin23 There's loads of them

@EmmaScott But no one has mine 😭😭😭

Establish dominance by following everyone with the same name as you and then replying "me too" every time they tweet.

@thenerdyhuman_ Every single Adrian.

@EmmaScott Just first name or first and last?

Don't bully me online I'll cum.

@Suzierizzo1 Celebrity deaths have never done anything to me, but Jane Goodall's passing hurt in parts of my soul I didn't know existed. It was hard.

Which one was the wordy for you?

@kmaglione27 @AngelaLovesNY At the very least, they were mentally abused in a sexual nature. Just takes ten minutes of watching any episode of that TV show to witness that.

@AngelaLovesNY @EmmaScott They were probably all SA growing up

Just toss all the Duggars into the sea.

him: "It's not a war. It's already over." also him: "We need $200 billion for the war in Iran."

@Megchi84 Happy birthday! 🩷

It's my birthday today 🤪 🥳🎂 42 and fabulous 💅

Oh, this is what you voted for? Are you always this gullible?

@DiogenesAdams @yourunicorn42 Not my pickle bae, but my pickle mistress.

@EmmaScott @yourunicorn42 Like it’s not your main pickle.

Ordering my lunch.... Who the hell says "no pickle?" 🤣🥒