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@carlatcole Yee That will be our chance to scoop a house or two.

I cannot wait for the AI bust 💥

@carverfomo Your math doesnt make sense

A Chinese computer science student posted a photo of a $2 USB-C chip on a dev forum. Blue LED. Smaller than a thumb. Said he set it up with Claude Code in 15 minutes to blink when his AI agents are running. The comments roasted him. Bro spent an hour building a night light. Most useless thing I've seen this week. One guy said his toaster has more compute. That chip is now connected to a wallet worth $4.5 million. 432614799197. $4,526,176 profit. 4,548 predictions. Joined January 2026. → @432614799197?via=carverfomoo" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">polymarket.com/@432614799197?… The chip blinks every time Claude Code fires a script. The script does one thing. Tracks odds that move on the other side of the world 2-3 hours before the platform updates. By the time most traders open their laptops the gap is already closed. His chip catches it while they sleep. Fast blinks. Script running. Dark. Waiting. Fast blinks again. Another entry. The pattern repeats all night. Every night. Even when the laptop lid is closed. The wallet doesn't make small bets. $824K on a single match. Payout: $2.2M. $1.13M on another. Payout: $2.4M. Every position six figures. Every result green. Someone tracked his IP to a dorm in Shenzhen. Shared room. Bunk bed. The chip was taped to the side of his laptop with electrical tape. He didn't delete the post. He edited it. Added one line at the bottom: the LED knows before you do. 307K people watching the wallet now. The chip costs less than a coffee. The LED is still blinking in a dorm room in Shenzhen. The bunk bed is still the same. The balance isn't. The guy who compared it to a toaster deleted his comment. The student never replied to any of them. He didn't need to.

@Stoke0Newington @hktsre @DanielleFong Eat them, crush them, kill em. purple urchins are invasive and destroy our kelp forests.

@hktsre @DanielleFong Do you eat them?

you can just harvest 7-8 trash bags full of invasive sea urchins from California shores, they won't stop you, they cheer you on actually

@Tomsconcepts @hktsre If you see one, kill it or eat it or both.

@hktsre Any tips/tricks?

@fljczk @hktsre They are invase. Purple sea urchins are invase to california kelp forests. Kill em on site

@hktsre (they aren’t invasive, just overpopulated bc there aren’t enough sea otters to eat them bc of people killing them for their fur (in the past) and domestic cat shit in the water and fishing line entanglement (now))

@Ericrse37986 @SwannMarcus89 And likewise, we cant take you seriously, eric.

@SwannMarcus89 ^^^^^ This guy had defended going to war with Iran and thinks Democrats need to be more pro-Israel lol. Don’t take him seriously.

It’s funny how everyone arguing the Democrats need to court Hasan Piker to win young men is a woman Really makes you think.

@boldleonidas That means you gravitate to and hang with fucked up people

Every self made rich person I know, at some point, did something morally questionable to get there.

@marcjoffe Endless boba assault

As of tonight, downtown San José will have just two Starbucks down from a peak of eight. Does anyone know why?

@sfchronicle Uh. Paris sucks to live in....

OPINION: Paris, though about the same size as San Francisco, manages to house more than double the number of residents. It does so with one building type — six stories, no notes. sfchronicle.com/opinion/articl…

@agraybee You are spot on. Which is why dem favorability is declining. Social media represents about 10% of the views held by the general social culture.

All the Hasan stuff is downstream of the larger issue that Democrats are captured by staffers and activists that are not only ideologically out of step with the mainstream but also preoccupied with what is essentially internet stan wars.

@getpeid @nothing No thanks.

We just signed the lease on our San Francisco home. 🌉 Part showroom. Part office. We need someone to run it. Someone who genuinely loves the @nothing story and wants to help us become part of the city’s fabric, not just another storefront. Apply here: careers.nothing.tech/?gh_jid=478662…

@abc7newsbayarea How much money has Bonta spent on his face in the last year?

California Attorney General Rob Bonta sues Pres. Trump over mail-in voting executive order abc7ne.ws/sVKOKs

@katewillett SF sells weapons now?

I can’t back anyone in this race unless Connie Chan comes out unequivocally for an arms embargo and this is why. Saikat’s platform is great but I can’t believe it when his actions run contrary.

@BigfootHeavy @katewillett So You are anti nuclear.....

@katewillett Have you read his platform? It rests on a massive expansion of nuclear power. This will benefit the military and the corporations the military serves. He refuses to address serious concerns about the safety and efficacy of small modular reactors

@sf_mills Garry is a dipwad. No amount of money can fix that

It’s hilarious to see people claim you don’t exist, claim you don’t live in a town you do. Poor Garry.

Oh I do, @garrytan, maybe I’m your neighbor.

@PippengerHarlo @samuraiemily Yall are intentionally fucking up SF arent ya... Dumbass kids

Connie Chan should oppose all weapons sales to Israel. And Saikat should apologize and make amends for his role in ousting Dean Preston, the author of the Gaza ceasefire resolution. Furthermore, Scott Wiener must be defeated.

@Scott_Wiener Youre not getting elected to congress

Speaking at some Saturday night galas means Muni getting me where I’m going. Let’s keep her strong.

@sf_mills @SFHTUnion @saikatc Who is michael lai?

@SFHTUnion @saikatc He didn’t really though. To me, the donations to Michael and Bilal are the same and follow the same pattern.

If @saikatc thinks his campaign contribution to secessionist Network Stater Michael Lai was a mistake, he should explain why and how it happened.

@stars_inmybelly @joewrote Good

@joewrote Centrists: “Our tent is big enough for everyone, welcome” Also Centrists: “Sorry Newsom doesn’t like tents and took it in an encampment sweep.”

Centrists: ‘It’s us or Hasan’ Voters, without thinking: ‘Hasan’ Centrists: ‘This debate is pointless. Who even cares about Hasan, really?’

@joewrote Who the fuck is this idiot?

The smearing of Hasan is a taste of the ratf#cking the Democratic Establishment will pull in 2028. joewrote.com/p/the-democrat…