Ryan Maxwell

@BCDreyer De-sha-vu! De-sha-vu! Every morning you greet me

@BCDreyer TIME FOR GO TO OBJECTIVIST UTOPIA

@BCDreyer Eponym, go on home you're not needed in this.

@BCDreyer "Again with the Grammar" would be a good title for your next book...

@lindaholmes @BCDreyer Closer! Wordle 601 3/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟨 🟨🟩🟩⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

@BCDreyer Spring Awakening had to wait for rock and roll and wireless mics to be invented.

@BCDreyer I saw a matinee of the original production of I AM MY OWN WIFE at Playwrights Horizons on Pride Day when my my mother was dropping me off at NYU for a summer theatre program. After that, I had no questions about what I was doing with my life.

@TheRealHoarse My phone still thinks my child's name is "Malaise," "Manager," or "Maoists." For close friends, I've stopped correcting it.

Dear Spellcheck: If I retype the same word the exact same way after you change it, that’s the word I meant. For the love of god, stop. changing. words. over. and. over. and. over.

WOMAN: Misogyny is common MAN: I never see misogyny WOMAN: ok let me point it out MAN: If true I will punch it WOMAN: there’s some over there MAN: shh stop drawing attention to it WOMAN: but you sai— MAN: pretend it doesn’t exist WOMAN: but I— MAN: see you’re causing it

@dloehr Don't be so obtuse.

I'd go off on a tangent.

@MorganJerkins Deep Impact

@LizerReal They just wanted to prepare kids to accept a panopticon/surveillance state in which you always assume you're being watched even though you can never see the watchers. Like Santa's list, but with more rope climbing.

those presidential fitness tests in school were some kinda bullshit. i grew up thinking the president knew how slow i run.

@ddiamond Verbing weirds language.

when the pre-write still needs a re-write

@OldHossRadbourn I continue to have no idea why Alex Rodriguez is talking about anything if it's not "gobs and gobs of steroids over multiple decades."

@jaysonst somethingsomething FOUR PITCHES THREE DOUBLES somethingsomething

@OldHossRadbourn They just lost their chance at a Werther's.

@BurnJonJonBurn I found this video of you on the internet.