David Sheerman

@nikon users… looks like the Z9 update has cut comms to my e-z adapter. Not working at the moment. Maybe hold off updating until the adapter manufacturers catch up #nikon #z9 #megadap #viltrox

@elonmusk Starlink $139/month for 20-220mbps downloads, Aussie NBN $139/month for 1000mbos downloads. Not defending cost of FTTP, but there’s more to the story than the top line as always.

Doesn’t seem to make sense

@sportsurfing Sure sounded like it. Only sounded more like it when I played it a second time.

Did the commentator just say 'Newcastle just about fucked it up again' 😂😂😂 #NRL #TIGvKNI

Hey @Telstra - what’s going on with phone service at Smiggin Holes. 200m from the tower and getting less than 1Mbps down most of the day.

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

@RicFinlay I would be interested in seeing how Lyon compares to Warne and McGrath (and other leading wicket takers) against the top order. Maybe spinners against top order? Help settle an argument with a mate?

@iloadit @iiNet So frustrating dealing with @iinet - I’m about ready to ditch.

@iiNet any chance of you providing me with a service that I'm paying for

Great minds…. 😂

Surely it’s time to at least try taking some pace off? #ashes #Ashes23

If Ali goes off injured and can’t bowl, then it’s safe to say without the rain and Moen’s injury, England would have won 5 - nil. #Ashes23

This is so cringe. What the hell is going on #f1 #F1 #F12023

I will always be grateful to the incredible Al Jaffee for taking my irreverence virginity…and all it took was one quick fold… #madmagazine 🐐RIP

90min on the phone today and countless hours arguing with chat bots and I’m still no closer to getting a simple question answered by @united - bit frustrating!

@timsheerman Use a trolley… pack it after - Franklins style.

I know Aldi is like a cult thing but the small stress of having someone throw my groceries at me as fast as they can while I scoop it into my own bags, or what have you, isn’t worth the savings.

@RicFinlay When’s the last time No10 top-scored in any format of 1st class cricket? Surely not that common.

Don’t miss the post-credits scene in the #Andor finale…. Epic!!

“I can’t swim”… heartbreaking. #andor

I find it fascinating how many people think James Corden writes all his own material…