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Visiting my frat brother in Charlotte, first thing he says when I get in the car:
“Trump really fucked up this economy.”
ME: “Says the man driving a $60,000 car to the new house he just bought.”
HIM: “That’s because Trump’s economy got me working an additional 30 to 40 hrs/week driving rideshare to keep from being homeless.”
ME: “How is it his fault you overspend? I don’t make anywhere near what you make and I’m doing fine.”
HIM: “Yeah well, you got a rich aunt.”
ME: “True, and she helps out but I live fine on what I make and I’m naturally thrifty, so Trump isn’t harming me at all. You’re a black man living in America with three cars and a home. How is Trump holding you back?”
HIM: “Well anyway, let’s not ruin your vacation with politics.”
Logic is their kryptonite.

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