Jonosan Dolwin

TikTok should have an auto mute feature if it detects you’re in a moving vehicle so you don’t annnoy other people on public transport.

I prefer Bibi Baskin to Bibi Netanyahu.

Every time I see the phrase uniformed gardai, my brain autocorrects it to uninformed gardai.

@IrishTimes I wonder if there is a newspaper more anti-public transport anywhere in Europe. irishtimes.com/opinion/letter…

@jacobreynolds @clashreport How is that your take on what Spain is doing?

@clashreport Step 1: Legalise hundreds of thousands of illegal immigrants Step 2: Restrict access to the internet Step 3: Ban young people from using social media ... Where is Spain heading?!

Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez: Starting next week, my government will implement the following actions: First, we will change the law in Spain to hold platform executives legally accountable for many infringements taking place on their sites. Second, we will turn algorithmic manipulation and amplification of illegal content into a new criminal offense. Third, we will implement a hate and polarization footprint system to track, quantify, and expose how digital platforms fuel division and amplify hate. Fourth, Spain will ban access to social media for minors under the age of 16. Platforms will be required to implement effective age verification systems — not just checkboxes, but real barriers that work. Fifth and last, my government will work with our public prosecutor to investigate and pursue the infringement committed by Grok, TikTok, and Instagram.

@DavidGr12185197 @DarraghOBrienTD Not sure where you’re going with this, walked from Drogheda station to Dyer St in under 15 mins. Nothing to complain about for such a large town.

@spacetweek @DarraghOBrienTD Have you tried walking from the town centres or bus stations to the railway stations?

MetroLink is moving forward. Cabinet has approved the next stage of the tender process, with pre-qualification questionnaires to issue in February. With funding and planning in place, we’re progressing this transformational project for Dublin’s transport network 🚆

On Sunday night I stayed up till 2am writing a Sudoku solver in python. Then was so wired I couldn’t fully get to sleep until after 3. This is why I usually go to bed at 11:30.

@RailUsersIe The amount of people that boats would carry per hour is laughable compared with trains. Small capacity and very slow boarding and alighting.

Another politician who hasn’t a clue, time wasted better spent on real problems. Commuting by water is a common approach used around the world and should be considered here, say two Fine Gael representatives. thejournal.ie/water-ferries-…

@Globalstats11 Why is Oman marked in green?

World Life Quality Compared to the USA

@RailUsersIe Notice? It’s probably policy to do it with the aim of cancelling out future delays

Any train which departs early should be considered cancelled from a performance measurement point of view How did no one in Irish Rail notice this?

Saturday 31 Jan 2026 A total of 599 occurrences of a train leaving a station 1 minute or more ahead of published time occurred Worst offender, an incredible 7 minutes 12 seconds early leaving a station Thats just northbound DART services... We have all data to back this up

@Javoudria In terms of value for money, signs could last decades but that pothole would form again a few years after it was filled. Endless soul destroying task.

Belfast City Council has the money for one,but not the other.

@elonmusk You left out “right wing media”. What do they ever get right?

Nobody has fought harder for full release of the Epstein files and prosecutions of those who abused children more than I did, knowing full well that the legacy media, far-left propagandists and those who are actually guilty would: 1. Admit nothing 2. Deny everything 3. Make counter-accusations against me I knew that I would be smeared relentlessly, despite never having attended his parties or been on his “Lolita Express” plane or set foot on his creepy island or done anything wrong at all. Nonetheless, the extreme pain of being accused of being the opposite of who I am was worth it. The strong must protect those cannot protect themselves, especially vulnerable children. I will gladly accept any amount of future pain to do more to protect kids and give them a chance to grow up and have happy lives.

@DavidGr12185197 @DarraghOBrienTD In what way are the train stations in Drogheda and Dundalk not in those towns?

@spacetweek @DarraghOBrienTD It's a town, and the catchment area is the whole of mid- Louth. The station is in the town unlike Drogheda and Dundalk.

@CharmedGardener @DarraghOBrienTD Zero sympathy for people who harm themselves intentionally

@DarraghOBrienTD Just saying

@DavidGr12185197 @DarraghOBrienTD Tiny village, why should people travelling between two big cities have to spend time stopping there?

@DarraghOBrienTD OPEN DUNLEER RAILWAY STATION.

@derekryan2026 @DarraghOBrienTD Metrolink rethinks how you see transport. Instead of subsidies for fuel just don’t have fuel or cars wherever possible, let people go car free.

@DarraghOBrienTD What have you done to help struggling irish families with crippling energy bills? What have you done to lower diesel and petrol taxes? Food costs? Your government improves nothing

@JeanlucBB0 @RaoSumukh @viktor_roamin She looks great as do I. We’re both extroverted, no problems.

@spacetweek @RaoSumukh @viktor_roamin How awful does she look?

Hot take: solo trips are extremely overrated and boring. I'm saying this after taking 3 sepate solo trips, just because I wanted to understand the hype. If anything, they just made me realize I only enjoy when my close ones are with me.

@fesshole Nothing wrong with ginger hair. Own it.

Started using anti grey beard shampoo in the shower. Does a good job. Run the remaining foam from my hands through my pubes. They aren't grey, yet, but are less ginger. Double win.

@Waddlegazza @fesshole At that age, they actually mean it.

@fesshole Learnt manipulation through positive affirmation quickly. He'll be a great middle manager 🤣

The biggest boost to my self esteem comes when my 3 y/o gives me a bed time cuddle and tells me he's proud of me, normally for doing something quite straightforward like getting him a drink for bed.

@fesshole Total non-story. Artist probably didn’t mind.

Went for a tattoo on my forearm yesterday, with the weird ways artists have to sit my hand kept touching her boob, by accident, usually me and my friends boop each others boobs, I accidentally did it to my artist without realising, we sat in silence for the last five hours