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@VivekGRamaswamy Bro you’re not and never will be an American. The current “citizenship” arrangement is not the final arrangement, bet on it.

You can travel to Italy, but you’ll never be an Italian. You can travel to France but you’ll never be a Frenchman. You can live in Germany but you’ll never be a German. You can pack your bags and live the rest of your life in China or Japan, but you’ll never be Chinese or Japanese. Yet you can come from any one of those countries to the United States of America, and you can still be an American – so long as you work hard, you play by the rules, you make your contributions, wait your turn, pledge allegiance to the flag, and obtain your citizenship.

@owenbroadcast My wife is incredibly jealous right now.

a possum in my driveway. i called a number: they said it was too small to be alone. probably orphaned. so i put it in a box with food. but when i picked it up it played dead. first of all: not going to work. second of all: im your only ally now. lets have some honesty between us

@glusac1488 @SSuper_Stryker @RAWigger Christians still can enforce borders and law. Sorry Jew. We are back.

@SSuper_Stryker @RAWigger Can you explain what was wrong with my statement? I thought christians loved their nonwhite and jewish brothers in christ?

@glusac1488 @RAWigger You’re Jewish. Bummer man.

@MiddleearthMixr My wife and I have a rain gauge and geek out with every 1/8 inch gain. She’ll call me at work to report the rainfall.

in just 1 week I have both talked about how we need rain, and how unironically excited I was for the new supermarket that opened up near us

@BowTiedRanger The more assertive whipped men have the Imperial March ringtone set for their wife.

Saw a white guy wearing a shirt that just said “Let me ask my wife” in big bold letters. Tough to not blackpill when you see that kind of stuff in the wild.

@uubzu @treblewoe Lol

“You know, the American riverboat pilot who wrote satire under a pseudonym and became the subject of controversy for using the word nigger?” “No, the other one”

@duncanrmorrison @Slatzism @Charlie__Mart Gotta “hire” the elephants orphaned by poachers.

@spl38357 @Slatzism @Charlie__Mart We're probably pretty close to the point where we could create an AI translator to explain the crime of the condemned to the elephant and then just let them do whatever they thought was the most fitting.

to be clear: two gay men applied to adopt a baby boy and then raped him to death within 3 months of having him in their home

@Pablolinguist7 @Rightanglenews You’re probably not going to like what happens when the government inevitably collapses under the weight of its own corruption and evil.

@Rightanglenews You dont get to batter someone because you set them up. Illegal vigilante behavior- and they filmed it.

Child predator hunters in Minneapolis ran into a Somali child predator attempting to meet up with a 13-year-old girl at a South Minneapolis Walgreens and gave him some major street justice, beating the brakes off him until a white liberal stepped in to save him.

@FoxFoxM3 That’s a lot of words just to say “I’m a pedophile”.

Im a gay christian conservative. My husband and I will be adopting kids. Theyre gonna have great lives. Your cope and seethe is really quit sad.

@WattKilla89507 @Slatzism @Charlie__Mart I’m a Christian and don’t believe man can deliver justice as well as God can. We can expedite their day in court. I’m more interested in the hygienic aspect of killing the worst in society.

@spl38357 @Slatzism @Charlie__Mart Medical technology has advanced to such a degree we could mutilate, torture and abuse them for years to come if we keep them alive. Death is too easy and an escape. Make them suffer without remorse and only offer medical assistance to keep them alive to keep the torture going.

@Slatzism @Charlie__Mart One peanut for every pedo.

@spl38357 @Charlie__Mart it’s a shame we don’t use elephants in the criminal justice system anymore I think they’d still be really good at it

@ComeAndTakeIt @wigger The low thinkers are always over emotional women and predatory men.

The average "live and let live" clown defended gays buying babies until a couple days ago when they actually saw it in action. Many people can't visualize an abomination until you actually hit them over the head with it. The entire PRIDE movement relies on tricking people that it's about "love" rather than perversion, and overemotional low thinkers struggle to see past the deception.

@Aelthemplaer “Active Self Protection”

@spl38357 Despite having no idea who this is or what it's in reference to, I get it.

"Describe Brazil in a single security camera clip"

@Aelthemplaer Hahaha you’re missing out. It’s a firearms defense YouTuber who reviews real life cctv defensive encounters and all his material was from Brazil to the point of comedy where he finally had to acknowledge it with those exact words. Eventually it turned into “Houston”.

Two takeaways from this: 1.) He blames all Europeans, not just Germans 2.) He calls it “our land” as if he’s an Israeli

@JohnnyDough82jb @shortmagsmle Hahaha that’s above my pay grade. I was at chute shakeout.

@spl38357 @shortmagsmle Oh. And my oic miscounted chutes at green ramp. By like 30. So I had to rush back in a panic and figure out he was a retard while I had 2 hours of believing I lost 30 chutes I signed for and counted. Lol

“DZSO said zero knots”