Duncan Morrison 🍁

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@GiffLasta "Sign here"

What's your best one-line response to this frame test?

@TheCensoredRock Reporting the HR "company culture" emails as spam

HR: you can’t block your coworkers email address Me: sure you can, it’s really simple. Let me show you

i need to start taking zinc again what is this

@StefanMolyneux Yea that's why crime rates were so much lower when we had corporal punishment

Spanking is ugly violence that simply teaches children to be afraid of you. Like all violence, all it produces is short-term compliance, and long-term Rebellion

ontario truckers are the worst everytime one tries to kill me i wait to see the license plate >it’s always Ontario i have a win rate of 100% on these predictions (I dont even live in ontario)

@RusGarbageHuman I actually jumped

Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And most of all, don't blink. Good Luck.

@Xaraphim @GeorgeRoush I want a button that I can tear apart and jump with a paperclip if necessary

@GeorgeRoush obviously, I’m sure that NASA did a ton of testing for the touchscreen but I feel in space I’d rather have a tactile clicky button

Hot take, but I want my spaceship to look like it was designed by the darkest depths the military industrial complex. If I'm riding fire into the sky, I want to click buttons, spin dials and pull triggers... not tap around on GoyPad™️ V1.3.7

Lord, have mercy.

@Templarpilled This exactly the same as the Nigerian dude pretending to play chess at the Louvre. Form over substance.

This is a uniquely American expression of Christianity. A European, even a Protestant, could never conceive of running half-naked on a treadmill with key Christian objects in his hands, let alone of posting such a performance on social media

@yacineMTB No. Your kids should be with their mother as much as possible for their early years, and then they should play with their friends. Daycares are run by corpos and staffed by sadists.

You should send your kids to daycare by the way

@chionerin These women don't spend enough time around actual predators.

Men is it wrong to want children? Ive been seeing alot of women online lately who seem to think a man yearning for his own family is inherently "predatory"?

Crazy story out of Qatar: A British couple honeymooned in Doha, where the wife was harassed at the Ritz-Carlton pool by two men who told her she'd "fall in love" after he slept with her. The hotel gaslit her, with management denying the CCTV backed her story despite their own WhatsApp messages saying the opposite. Her husband posted a TripAdvisor review calling the hotel "unsafe for women." The hotel got it pulled, then a hotel employee filed a defamation complaint against him under Qatar's cybercrime laws. Nearly a year later, when he returned to Qatar for work, he was detained, informed he'd been tried in absentia and fined, and then held for four nights in a deportation centre. The deportation order lasts five years, which severely hurts his career as a Middle East healthcare consultant. In other words, Marriott International, an American company, used Qatari law to silence a complaint about a woman being sexually harassed at their property.

@crasswonder Moose Jaw = Corpus Christi

Allow me to set the record straight once and for all. Montreal is if Brooklyn was the whole city. Toronto is Chicago. Vancouver is Seattle. Halifax is if Portland Maine was in Alabama. No other Canadian cities exist or matter

@ChoochSkookum Could you imagine building one of these in Portland and then moving it to Arizona?

Thank God i can frame and do a foundation. I will never fall for this gimmick 😄

@eevblog @NoMoreFksToGive You mean LNG? Or propane? Or one of the gas-phase fractions?

@NoMoreFksToGive Except that it's also the name for actual gas, another competing energy source. Your term fails.

Americans, if you could stop using the word gas to mean petrol, that would be great, thanks.

@FarmGirlCarrie When this happened to Boudicca, she left an archeologically significant layer of ash.

Her neighbor r*ped her 13-year-old daughter at knifepoint. He served seven years, then walked free on parole. The day María del Carmen García ran into him near her home, he looked her in the eye and asked how her daughter was doing. She went and bought gasoline. She found him in a bar. She poured it over him and lit a match. Antonio Cosme d*ed in the hospital with burns over 90% of his body. María del Carmen García was arrested the same day. What would you have done in her place?

@SynBio1 Me tagging every building within 3 blocks of Martha, that bitch who keeps growing better tomatoes than me for the county fair.

1) Apparently snails can eat graffiti 2) Apparently snails actively seek out graffiti to eat 3) ??? 4) Start a biotech company that sells snails for graffiti removal

@davidportier He was never a conservative. In many ways, neither was Harper.

A kind of important question we Conservatives need to ask ourselves is: Why did Mark Carney become a Liberal and not a Conservative?