UncleHive

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UncleHive

UncleHive

@unclehive

It’s Uncle❗️

参加日 Eylül 2022
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UncleHive
UncleHive@unclehive·
“No you can’t put in there!” “Just breathe bro” “Noooo that’s my anus!!” “You’re good bro” “No stop fucking me!! I do not consent!!” “It’s almost in bro, just 6 more inches” “God damn my anus is torn!! Noooo!!!” “Gonna cum inside you bro” “Nooo please no!!”
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Romega TV
Romega TV@Romega_TV·
#Viral | Un sacerdote de Blumenau Brasil se hizo viral en internet durante la misa del lavatorio de pies. 😮👀
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Uncle Gary
Uncle Gary@unclegarytrucks·
This is Misty the last time i took her to the golden coral
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UncleHive
UncleHive@unclehive·
Has anyone considered making a movie based on the “Batman” comic book❓ It might be a good idea to try. Just #UncleThoughts
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UncleHive@unclehive·
Imagine thinking you’ve let your weight get away from you a bit, you overeat sometimes, & you sign up for my 600 lb life. And when Dr Now finally sees you at the hospital bedside he just says “oh my god” as the camera zooms in on him
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𝔦𝔰𝔞𝔞𝔠 ☻
𝔦𝔰𝔞𝔞𝔠 ☻@cafeopen247·
guy who’s twice my size at work tried to attack me today :) anyways lunch — 28 cal
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saguaro ghost@saguaro_ghost·
every thriller book is called “the other woman never lied.” every feminist book is called “doggystyle: outbursts.” every lit-fic book is called “the 14 delightful fortnights of dorothy dopple.” and every romantasy book is called “flood of bones” or “a court of scars and blades.”
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Become Unsearchable 🏳️‍🌈
@lolopantz I KNEW i could count on you to speak truth 😭 Aside from going with too much hope, I made the interesting decision to fall for this gimmick called "4Dx" so not only did I have to endure forced sentimentalism over an unfunny pile of rocks,I was constantly jerked around by my chair
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lolopants
lolopants@lolopantz·
project hail mary...a movie written by reddit mods. heckin epic moments compilation. hamfisted sincerity that is syrupy thick, nauseating. tries to fill the gap left behind by mcu at its peak. somehow worse than anything i was imagining. sandra huller singing harry styles was 👍
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UncleHive
UncleHive@unclehive·
This video has 44M views btw
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UncleHive@unclehive·
REMINDER EVERY DAY FOR THE MONTH OF APRIL, ANALINGUS BEGINS AT DAWN
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John Dory
John Dory@johndory1914·
Roald Dahl's wife recounts her first date with her future husband:
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Spencer Thomas
Spencer Thomas@byspencerthomas·
lena dunham is a generational talent and i am tired like pretending she is not. her pen is lethal and GIRLS is a testament to modernity and will continue to age well with the passing of the decades. no one can do it like her... anyways her piece in the new yorker is fabulous and i do want to attend her book tour. sue me (i wanna be uhh)!!!
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largest rodent
largest rodent@capybaroness·
@beeofstagnancy yeah unlike most social media (this website for example) it's so easy to just hole away in 10ish tiny and hyperspecific communities that have nothing to do with the culture of the site at large
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largest rodent
largest rodent@capybaroness·
at this point i've seen "reddit" used to describe not only every kind of political alignment but also every form of artistic expression. it's just shorthand for "something i feel superior to" now. whatever culture once denoted by the reddit slur no longer exists anyway.
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