UncleHive

“No you can’t put in there!” “Just breathe bro” “Noooo that’s my anus!!” “You’re good bro” “No stop fucking me!! I do not consent!!” “It’s almost in bro, just 6 more inches” “God damn my anus is torn!! Noooo!!!” “Gonna cum inside you bro” “Nooo please no!!”

@Romega_TV Did the toes oops slip in his mouth a lil❓

#Viral | Un sacerdote de Blumenau Brasil se hizo viral en internet durante la misa del lavatorio de pies. 😮👀

@unclegarytrucks That food was all going to go to waste anyway

This is Misty the last time i took her to the golden coral

Has anyone considered making a movie based on the “Batman” comic book❓ It might be a good idea to try. Just #UncleThoughts

Imagine thinking you’ve let your weight get away from you a bit, you overeat sometimes, & you sign up for my 600 lb life. And when Dr Now finally sees you at the hospital bedside he just says “oh my god” as the camera zooms in on him

@cafeopen247 And now you’re more & more petite by the day ✨

@unclehive i come up to his chest

guy who’s twice my size at work tried to attack me today :) anyways lunch — 28 cal

@stevemorris__ This is a man who podcastmaxxes

I've never quite seen anyone speak and move like this. Really not sure what to make of it

@saguaro_ghost Would you like to read my book, it is a true memoir of my life

every thriller book is called “the other woman never lied.” every feminist book is called “doggystyle: outbursts.” every lit-fic book is called “the 14 delightful fortnights of dorothy dopple.” and every romantasy book is called “flood of bones” or “a court of scars and blades.”

@SomeLatinWord @lolopantz The chair stroked your rock hard cock during the film❓

@lolopantz I KNEW i could count on you to speak truth 😭 Aside from going with too much hope, I made the interesting decision to fall for this gimmick called "4Dx" so not only did I have to endure forced sentimentalism over an unfunny pile of rocks,I was constantly jerked around by my chair

project hail mary...a movie written by reddit mods. heckin epic moments compilation. hamfisted sincerity that is syrupy thick, nauseating. tries to fill the gap left behind by mcu at its peak. somehow worse than anything i was imagining. sandra huller singing harry styles was 👍

@fru1tl0v3r Bulimia killed Karen carpenter

bulimia should not be romanticised

This video has 44M views btw

@StampersCampers @StampOutStamper

@StampOutStamper @unclehive Your whole account is April Fools.

REMINDER EVERY DAY FOR THE MONTH OF APRIL, ANALINGUS BEGINS AT DAWN

@k_unt_y @Popfactss @yoncefuxhion They is a star of many political ads run by @StampersCampers

@Popfactss @yoncefuxhion Exactly no one can compare to this face card

I fear they are the most chopped gays this year

@johndory1914 @grok did he ever become fat ❓

Roald Dahl's wife recounts her first date with her future husband:

@JoePerticone @BadWritingTakes The cruelty is the point.

The church on the cover of JD Vance’s forthcoming book about his conversion to Catholicism isn’t Catholic. It’s Methodist. thebulwark.com/p/track-aipac-…

@unclehive April Fools! Analingus will not be required

@RapeCod Show hole

#APRILFOOLS !!!! Ahahahah youre getting #RAPED!!

@byspencerthomas Every talented person deserves a fan as devoted as you 🙏

lena dunham is a generational talent and i am tired like pretending she is not. her pen is lethal and GIRLS is a testament to modernity and will continue to age well with the passing of the decades. no one can do it like her... anyways her piece in the new yorker is fabulous and i do want to attend her book tour. sue me (i wanna be uhh)!!!

@capybaroness @beeofstagnancy Did you say hole

@beeofstagnancy yeah unlike most social media (this website for example) it's so easy to just hole away in 10ish tiny and hyperspecific communities that have nothing to do with the culture of the site at large

at this point i've seen "reddit" used to describe not only every kind of political alignment but also every form of artistic expression. it's just shorthand for "something i feel superior to" now. whatever culture once denoted by the reddit slur no longer exists anyway.