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@Colin_d_m Remarkably shitty, elitist point of view that other places should bear the burden of a Manhattan problem. You can’t have your cake and eat it too

When did we all decide to put our homeless in Manhattan? It makes services/welfare stupid expensive and puts millions in proximity of violent crackheads

@OhioTate Tate between all the Rumor 1 and Rumor 2 not going to lie I can’t even keep all the rumors straight which is making the bombshell less understandable. Could you make a video explaining it?

Barstool Spring Break Confessional with Brianna Chickenfry 🎰 - She has no beef with Payton - She feels Oona gets drunk and tells everyone her secrets - Addresses the Payton / Oona “sleeping for a job” controversy (with name drop) - Wants to see Dante and Keegs hook up

@FDSportsbook Alex Rodriguez

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@LionBlogosphere It’s not upstate’s problem to deal with NYC’s failures and honestly fuck you for even suggesting that it is

Why can't homeless people be removed to some remote out-of-the way colony upstate? Why do they have to live in expensive Manhattan real estate? It's not like they are working in the Manhattan office buildings that they need to be there.

@sumimasorry_ This is interesting because the implication of that belief is that you still believe there is something inherently wrong or immoral with sex work. Why would you have any issue with people exploiting their bodies if there truly was no inherent immorality or degeneracy involved?

im against sex work not in a “sex workers are sluts and degenerates” way but in a “we should live in a society in which exploiting our bodies is not necessary for survival” type of way

@OhioTate Home won by a mile. Keegs basically just a salary dump and Tommy can’t make up for it

Grade The Trade:

@barstoolspringb When I lose my last dollar on the sportsbooks

Annika’s reaction to Dave’s tweet

@NYCMayor I would bet my life savings that the suspect is either a retarded gangbanger with 30 priors or an illegal alien

I have been briefed on an incident that occurred at Grand Central Station this morning. Reports indicate a man slashed three people on the platform with a machete. Officers shot the man when he did not drop the machete. He has since been pronounced dead. I’m grateful to the NYPD for their quick response and for preventing additional violence. The three victims were taken to the hospital and are thankfully in stable condition. The NYPD is conducting an internal investigation and will release body-worn camera footage, as it does in all incidents involving the discharge of an officer's firearm.

@MayceeBarber now that it’s been a few days can you clarify if you did in fact shit your pants when Alexa caught you?

@romandolidzeufc cost me $10,000

Ladder bracket makes more sense…postseason seeding is the incentive to do well during MVC regular season But seeding means next to nothing when you’re on a neutral court in a conference with parity Maybe Belmont still loses but should be more reward for a 26-5 regular season

Belmont with the season on the line against a very average Drake team

If Team USA somehow pulls out this win, Connor Hellebuyck deserves all the credit Huge saves on the 5 on 3, breakaway saves on McDavid AND Celebrini, absolute robbery of a sure goal with the paddle in the crease

Controversial I guess but I think not shooting was the right decision here Binnington is already squared up to Matthews, the puck was bouncing on him, and if the pass makes it to Tkachuk it’s a tap in It’s a fast game, can’t judge these choices based on a freeze frame

Anyone who has played hockey knows that goal is on Jake Guentzel (#59), Makar was his man off the faceoff

Can’t tell if Natalia Silva is trying to fight or trying to dance the salsa in the octagon #UFC324

@ryanrevans Disgusting what these books get away with

@unknitvader Took him off the line. Can’t even take the under.

The Chargers dragging Omarion Hampton out for one snap so that all the slips on FanDuel and DraftKings won’t be voided

Free money hack: Step 1: Look at the NFL schedule and find which team is playing the Bills this week Step 2: Bet your life savings on that team’s RB to have 100+ rushing yards in the game against the Bills