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how do i tell women at the bar that i don’t want to fuck i just want to be their boyfriend for 2 hours, make out and go home

computah, take me back to the beginning so i can try again

thank you everybody for adopting me so quickly i woulda never made it in the wild

@Vadxla777 share your latest & greatest thought?

@wkeyholder Daily

does anyone philosophize anymore? where are you and what do you think

@heli0opter its unlocked

@wkeyholder open the door, i’ll be rotting with you

sunset tonight 😍

@Sk8V4 your karma going nuclear

Went out to pick up food and the cashier gave it to me for free

@ongoddom no you’re right she wants you so bad

@wkeyholder I'm good bruh

only need two more for a threesome, any interest?

@ongoddom @CHE5PlN @essaffii get a grip bro

@CHE5PlN @essaffii @wkeyholder Us three @CHE5PlN

i had some bigger accounts follow me after that one tweet and it feels like i have D1 scouts monitoring my shit now

@LoveCaliToo make it 6!

I tweet because sometimes I get 5 likes and my dopamine rushes.

could do it on my own but i like when you help me

@Sk8V4 It means you’re in the right spot

@wkeyholder This implies just paying for the horniness to go away

being horny on twitter is like being hungry in a restaurant

fuckin love this shirt

@Emma1234_W @neekokix he likes you a lot

@neekokix I just did this it was horrible and he was out of breath before I could even touch him and came without either of taking our clothes off

I should be dryhumping a handsome nerdy man with lots of eye contact but whatever

@CHE5PlN okay i have you down

@wkeyholder me pls

@fairy_bagmother perfect

@wkeyholder Don’t know what that means

Is he hot or is he just sunglass fishing

song of the day open.spotify.com/track/1Mbdu2b4…

journaling in my safe space don’t disturb me