princess 🦇

You can lock in in the middle of the week. You can lock in in the middle of the DAY. You don’t need to wait until the week or month ends to “start over.” You can reset whenever you want. FREE WILL!!!!

I don't think people realize how peaceful it is to come home, tidy up your space, cook a good meal, take a shower, and just focus on your own life.

i want to be someone’s very sweet, very horny, mildly insane wife

Jinx coded

@Austin_XRPL Hey that’s me! I guess I passed the test

Asking strangers if they know what XRP is ep. 1

Hey that’s me!

Studio apartments are kinda just love hotels. Like there’s no space to do anything but suck and fuck

can’t wait to be someone’s cool weird sexy evil wife

If he doesn't activate your parasympathetic nervous system, release oxytocin in your body, clear your skin, make your hair grow thicker, improve your digestion (less bloating), and help you fall asleep faster + sleep like a baby instead of losing sleep at night, he's not the one

i can’t wait to have my boyfriend buy me drinks all night then black out and wake up in nothing but his shirt

When you’re ovulating and everything’s on high sensitivity and your nipples sensitive and your kitty is just gushing and every man looks like a piece of meat…

Fact: hot girls are solar powered. This is why they tend to congregate at beaches or by pools. They are recharging.

Hanging out with a guy who is constantly like do you want my jacket let me open your door for you i can pump the gas do you want me to grab you a coffee i can fix that thing in your car that’s making a weird noise

But your honour you know how I get

The softer the life the hornier the wife

Being Middle Eastern >>>

life after I stopped worrying about being understood