@wkeyholder @neekokix He blocked me after and told our friends I was chopped 🧘♀️
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Mis. Andrist
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@elcnasly I’m not even kidding if they don’t kiss penisis by the end of the summer I’m sueing the whole love island franchise for something
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cannot stop saying my mayor muslim my bagel jewish my christian dior
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@sixx_babyy If I don’t experience this soon I will kill my self
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Was feeling insecure and turned on a subliminal to make me feel prettier and the girl as inspo in the video is the girl he talked to before me
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@doIliestra This literally just happend to me he posted a pick me ass story and I asked him to take it down bc I was getting the ick and he texted me “I can post wtv I want bitch” and i genuinely ghosted him
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When we were kissing and I was on top of him and I felt him get hard under me and his muscles were so big and perfect and he was wearing a black compression shirt and Marvin Gaye was playing and I realized my life would never be this good again
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I’m convinced that a serial killer could easily take out half of the gay population with just abs and a big dick…
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Lord I see what you have done for others....
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My good friend Julie has already talked about this
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Sucking dick is the most disgusting and misogynistic act that was ever invented
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I’m so fucking grateful for Mexican men and buzzballs I could literally cry
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ALL THAT WIFEY SHIT IS DEAD!
Stallion Stats@MegansStats
Megan Thee Stallion previews a new track on Instagram!
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@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.
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I was cool with casual sex until men decided to fuck you like they genuinely love you wtf is that
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That is something I respect about Lena Dunham. She's a real fucker. It's why Girls is good and all of their clones are bad. She's a real freakazoid.
sigh ⊹ swoon@sighswoon
Primary takeaway from Famesick was that she always got dick anyways. Constantly bullied by the press for being “fat and ugly and messy” - still got dick and devoted Bf. Stitches in her vag - dick, boyfriend. No eggs,,unable to conceive - dick, husband. And she let us know
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