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Abubakar Mburu

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Abubakar Mburu@254_Think_Tank·
So I'd like to give you people more context to this. Annually, airtime expenditure to the politicians in office is at Ksh. 528,660,000 This translates to ksh. 5,950,425,000 since April 2013 when Uhuru was sworn in as president under the 2010 constitution to end of July 2024
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We spend 100k for the president, 50k for DP & governers airtime allowances every month. MPs, senators, women Reps each get 25k while MCAs each pocket 15k pm. This brings the total monthly airtime expenses to the 2, 734 political seats occupants nationally to Ksh.45M pm Thread

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Abubakar Mburu@254_Think_Tank·
@georgenjoroge_ It's time to know how much a 50*100 is going for in ponda mali for strategic reasons
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George Njoroge
George Njoroge@georgenjoroge_·
It’s either my uncle Waruthu is heavily bewitched… or the man is the luckiest dropout kikuyu in the history of Kenya. This man dropped out in Class 6. No degree. No biashara. No master plan. Just inherited land and some anointed timing. He starts in Kingeero with a plot left by his father. Then boom Western Bypass construction comes slicing through it, then KeNHA appears and tells him, “Waruthu, kindly move, but first collect your 16 million.” Now a serious man would sit down, call a fundi, maybe an architect, maybe even think of rentals, biashara, mabati ya tenants, something sensible. Not Waruthu. Waruthu buys land in Gitaru for 4 million, puts up a 3-bedroom house, then takes the rest of the money and launches a one-man campaign of alcohol, women and complete financial vandalism. The man did not spend money. He attacked it. Two years later, before the dust even settles, KeNHA returns again. This time for the Gitaru-Kikuyu interchange. I’m not joking. Same man. Same story. Same government. Another cheque. 19 million. At this point you stop calling it luck. This is now a calling. He moves to Manguo near Limuru town, buys about three-quarter acre, builds again for around 4 million, then does exactly what he had done before. Not almost. Not roughly. Exactly. House first, then the balance is taken hostage by bars, women and enjoyment until nothing remains except memories and hangovers. Any other human being would learn. Waruthu? Waruthu behaves like a man who thinks compensation is a monthly salary. Then last November Ruto launches the Rironi-Nakuru-Mau Summit Road project. Now tell me why this man’s land is again sitting next to the highway like it had been booked in advance. Again the government comes. Again they acquire. Again Waruthu is paid. This time 25 million. You people, there are men who hustle for 20 years and never smell 5 million. This fool has made a full career out of being removed by road projects. He doesn’t farm. He doesn’t build wealth. He doesn’t invest. He just keeps positioning himself where tarmac will eventually develop feelings. The last report we got was that he had moved to Ponda Mali in Nakuru. Either there’s a powerful mganga somewhere blessing his land papers… or God has a very twisted sense of humour when it comes to my uncle. The man is turning Kenyan infrastructure into his personal ATM. Respect. 😂
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The Mayor
The Mayor@themayor_ke·
"Polisi wetu tunaomba mshike mtu yeyote anasema TUTAM. Tuko na majera mingi na wengine wapimwe akili kwa kuvunja sheria"🙌😂
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Abubakar Mburu@254_Think_Tank·
@SixForty2 I actually thought the guy is loaded. Glad that assumption was corrected.
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Sergio Gonzalez
Sergio Gonzalez@SergioG47890462·
@Ayoelesho Lol . . . do YOU realize that this person is literally living BETTER than MILLIONS of people, in Africa?
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Ayo-Elesho
Ayo-Elesho@Ayoelesho·
I wake up every day thankful that I wasn't born in America. This is Ray Whittaker, an American who can only grunt and bark. He comes from the Whittaker family, America’s most inbred family, where generations of relatives kept committing incest within the same bloodline, an act that the rest of the world frowns upon. This didn’t happen in Africa. It happened in a country that claims to lead the world in education, science, and awareness.
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I wake up every day thankful that I wasn’t born in Africa.

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Abubakar Mburu@254_Think_Tank·
@WarrenVsCCP @king_ndommmm The bystander-cum-fireman has horrible understanding of firefighting. Starts pff with water jetting the side that's not on fire and peoceeds to waste an extinguisher
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Kingpin of Kenya
Kingpin of Kenya@ClintonObonyo·
Huyu dem ametoka sherehe, habanos and the guys whom they were parting with, lied to her they are sending her fare,
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Ignatius
Ignatius@ignyharaz2·
Sharp girls are still on the rada, Jana usiku sisi tukipigwa na Southampton na WaKenya wakienjoy mbavu kulimwa mayai, kuna a group of UoN students walitenda my boys sana. They actually met online last month na mapenzi ikaanza kunoga, so yesterday ilikuwa waende kulimana. They agreed to meet, my boy akasuggest akuje kwake huku Ruiru but dem akasema juu ya security, waende kwake. Jamaa wangu akaniuliza kaa ni deal ama aondokee, nkasema aendee BnB ama niwapee neutral room. He was not so sure hadi aka nipea number ya huyo dem just In case mambo iende mbaya... Na hyo number iko hapa mnaeza msalimia Akafika kwa dem akamshow kwanza wapitie club kwanza kupea ceasear chake alafu waende kwake tu sasa kulimana. Wakaenda club fulani hapo Kikuyu town. But my guy still called me saying ana feel insecure. Nkamsho aende alipe tu bill alafu ahepe , asijaribu kulewa ama kwenda kwake juu ni first meeting Kidogo hivi jamaa akajisahau na hapo ndo Njeli from nyeli aipata chance ya kulipa rent. Waliwekea my boy overdose ya mchele while at the club, alafu ikabidi they retire wazimie kwa dem. Walifika kwa dem then after a few minutes watu wanabisha dem anawafungulia wanamuosha Na wakona agent wanatoa pesa uko ,wanakopa kila mahali people pay bills in scary ways He has lost a total almost 30k Walisafisha 5k mpesa, 6k mshwari plus loan, equity bank waka minus 15k na I&M walipata huko thao tatu buana. Na hakujua hata hizo zingine apart from mpesa Asubuhi ndo ameona kumbe walikamua all accounts. Not so good Anyway my boys is fine and at home healing slowly. Inabidi aende ushago as we speak.
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Abubakar Mburu@254_Think_Tank·
As if overcharging us wasn't enough, @KenyaPower went ahead to source these CIUs zenye if tokens runs out lazima uzurure nayo kwa majirani kama hawker ukiomba uload tokens ju haiwezi work kwako
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