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Abubakar Mburu@254_Think_Tank·
So I'd like to give you people more context to this. Annually, airtime expenditure to the politicians in office is at Ksh. 528,660,000 This translates to ksh. 5,950,425,000 since April 2013 when Uhuru was sworn in as president under the 2010 constitution to end of July 2024
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We spend 100k for the president, 50k for DP & governers airtime allowances every month. MPs, senators, women Reps each get 25k while MCAs each pocket 15k pm. This brings the total monthly airtime expenses to the 2, 734 political seats occupants nationally to Ksh.45M pm Thread

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Sergio Gonzalez@SergioG47890462·
@Ayoelesho Lol . . . do YOU realize that this person is literally living BETTER than MILLIONS of people, in Africa?
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Ayo-Elesho@Ayoelesho·
I wake up every day thankful that I wasn't born in America. This is Ray Whittaker, an American who can only grunt and bark. He comes from the Whittaker family, America’s most inbred family, where generations of relatives kept committing incest within the same bloodline, an act that the rest of the world frowns upon. This didn’t happen in Africa. It happened in a country that claims to lead the world in education, science, and awareness.
AmericanPapaBear™@AmericaPapaBear

I wake up every day thankful that I wasn’t born in Africa.

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Abubakar Mburu
Abubakar Mburu@254_Think_Tank·
@WarrenVsCCP @king_ndommmm The bystander-cum-fireman has horrible understanding of firefighting. Starts pff with water jetting the side that's not on fire and peoceeds to waste an extinguisher
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Kingpin of Kenya
Kingpin of Kenya@ClintonObonyo·
Huyu dem ametoka sherehe, habanos and the guys whom they were parting with, lied to her they are sending her fare,
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Ignatius
Ignatius@ignyharaz2·
Sharp girls are still on the rada, Jana usiku sisi tukipigwa na Southampton na WaKenya wakienjoy mbavu kulimwa mayai, kuna a group of UoN students walitenda my boys sana. They actually met online last month na mapenzi ikaanza kunoga, so yesterday ilikuwa waende kulimana. They agreed to meet, my boy akasuggest akuje kwake huku Ruiru but dem akasema juu ya security, waende kwake. Jamaa wangu akaniuliza kaa ni deal ama aondokee, nkasema aendee BnB ama niwapee neutral room. He was not so sure hadi aka nipea number ya huyo dem just In case mambo iende mbaya... Na hyo number iko hapa mnaeza msalimia Akafika kwa dem akamshow kwanza wapitie club kwanza kupea ceasear chake alafu waende kwake tu sasa kulimana. Wakaenda club fulani hapo Kikuyu town. But my guy still called me saying ana feel insecure. Nkamsho aende alipe tu bill alafu ahepe , asijaribu kulewa ama kwenda kwake juu ni first meeting Kidogo hivi jamaa akajisahau na hapo ndo Njeli from nyeli aipata chance ya kulipa rent. Waliwekea my boy overdose ya mchele while at the club, alafu ikabidi they retire wazimie kwa dem. Walifika kwa dem then after a few minutes watu wanabisha dem anawafungulia wanamuosha Na wakona agent wanatoa pesa uko ,wanakopa kila mahali people pay bills in scary ways He has lost a total almost 30k Walisafisha 5k mpesa, 6k mshwari plus loan, equity bank waka minus 15k na I&M walipata huko thao tatu buana. Na hakujua hata hizo zingine apart from mpesa Asubuhi ndo ameona kumbe walikamua all accounts. Not so good Anyway my boys is fine and at home healing slowly. Inabidi aende ushago as we speak.
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Abubakar Mburu
Abubakar Mburu@254_Think_Tank·
As if overcharging us wasn't enough, @KenyaPower went ahead to source these CIUs zenye if tokens runs out lazima uzurure nayo kwa majirani kama hawker ukiomba uload tokens ju haiwezi work kwako
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Abubakar Mburu
Abubakar Mburu@254_Think_Tank·
😂😂 umenidigidigi bana
Mwangî@archiemwas

Hii kazi hukuwa ngumu mamae siku moja unapika mayai na samosa zinaisha zote before saa tano asubuhi siku ingine unapika mayai na samosa unauza tatu pekee inabidi umeweka hizo ukawauzie next day mwenye ataumwa na tumbo shauri yake. Btw did you know you can tell mayai imelala? Anyway kuna siku tumeunda samosa 200 za ndengu expecting demand ikuwe kama ya previous day mamae jioni tulirudi na 190. Tukazitoa hiyo ndegu ya ndani tukakaanga for supper alafu hiyo ngozi tukakula kama chapo.

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Abubakar Mburu
Abubakar Mburu@254_Think_Tank·
@Ndonglaw043 The lows those two are going soon they'll discover an aquifer or oil
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Ndong@Conslaw@Ndonglaw043·
But Gachagua is so ungovernable he says his Brother Nderitu had a complicated will because he had a complicated family, hence the will is so good that it is studied at the Kenya School of Law. Then he makes another point. That the way he knows Ruto, Ruto should instead study the will for it will be of help to him somewhere ahead here. What is Gachagua saying in short about Ruto & complicated families?
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Kijana ya Misa🇰🇪
Kijana ya Misa🇰🇪@kijana_misa·
Huyu Mbavu destroyer ananikalia morio fulani tulikuwa tunasoma na yeye highschool alikuwa amekauka design ingine mbaya. Huyo bois alikuwa 5'2 lakini size ya kiatu alikuwa anavaa 48 buana. Tukifika pale kucheza ball alikuwa anapiga number tano lakini naye kumguza tu kiasi hivi ilikuwa plaster kwa mguu direct. Kila term huyo bois alikuwa lazima atavunja kijana mguu ikafika mahali he was even summoned by class teacher awache kucheza na watoto akajoin mbogi ya lawn Tennis, huko pia alitoboa nets zote na kuvunja vunja lawn tennis ball. Kawaida msee ka huyo lazima pale highschool angepewa nickname and we used to call him "Babu". Hiyo jina nayo ungemake sure atakuona ukiitana juu design ataanguka na wewe hatakuwa anadai kujua ka wewe ni mtoto. Kwanza kuna design alikuwa anaamua hata hatumii mkono mzima anaamua ni kidole moja, lakini design hiyo kidole ingekukelea uzito kwa kichwa ingefanya upatwe na headache siku mzima buana. Babu where you are next time join these challenges nakuaminia.
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Generali Osumo
Generali Osumo@generali_osumo·
The Kenya National Bureau of Statistics released a report on the POORLY governed counties in Kenya based on audit issues, unspent funds in the CRF and poverty rates. I am not shocked to see counties in the semi-arid/arid regions like Mandera, Wajir, Garissa, Lamu, Tana River, Kwale and others in the list. What has caught my attention is how KISII COUNTY found itself in this list. For those who don't know Kisii County; it is a rich county in Agriculture, Trade and Commerce, Mining (Soapstone), and many other economic activities. In the year 2020 Kisii County was ranked Nyanza's giant in money circulation surpassing Kisumu, something that informed the Central Bank to open one of its branches in Kisii Town Centre to cater for the huge cashflow in the county. Today, Kisii County is now at its knees for reasons that have always been highlighted by the Controller of Budget related to INCOMPETENCY and BAD GOVERNANCE from the local leadership down at the devolved unit. It is a sad thing that a town that had grown vibrantly under devolution is now struggling and poverty levels at par with the drought stricken counties. By 2021 Kisii County was one of the highest contributors to the country's GDP but today, it's now worse than it was under the local authorities. Choices have CONSEQUENCES!
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Abubakar Mburu
Abubakar Mburu@254_Think_Tank·
Your parting shot is nonsensical. Anapigiwa kura ndio atoke block?? Not serve? Kwani ako entitled to their votes? What about the thousands others within Imara daima? Hao watafanyiwa nini ndio watoke block?
Cop Shakur@CopShakurkihara

National Police service started Intimidating Afande Denno for basically following his passion in Content creation,Afande Denno was the police officer officer who made civilians to start saying "Sio Askari Wote ni Wabaya" The bosses Intimidated him, transferred him to a hardship area,but saa hii the guy has chosen his happiness,he decided to quit. From how Afande Denno looks,he seems happy doing his new job as a Maindi Chemusha guy,Hana stress mingi,Mahindi Chemusha makes a lot of money especially in Nairobi,Afande Denno is using his influence on social media to get more customers. This week 2 police officers have committed suicide,na atimes harassment from bosses huchangia Sana this should be addressed. I really hope the people of Imara Daima will vote for Afande Denno,Kijana atoke block.

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Abubakar Mburu@254_Think_Tank·
At my prime nikiwa high school i was so good at maths mpaka i had embarked on inventing the divisible rule of 7. Kulamba down
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