Alexander Pankhurst

Well this is lovely! Take a listen we've created something and it sounds great. #audiodrama #radioplay #newwriting #bbc

@josh_uglyasf @Pavegen

Japan always been on the spectrum 🤌🏽🤌🏽

@eludlow How could I? There's no evidence to contrary...

@APankhurst I note you’re not disagreeing.

I’ve heard the bloke asked to lead this three cheers is devilishly handsome…

@JayAllerton Tony had the right idea at the end of Avengers.

His greatest challenge yet, undoing the strap without looking

@JayAllerton In this day and age it is rare to find a man of such integrity.

I notice the cowards haven’t provided a dick out version. You’ll not get my money today.

@chris_buxey Is it a mimic?

@lukeandpeteshow When I saw an advert for a “Dad Rock”album and it had Sum 41 and Papa Roach on it.

We want to know - can you remember the exact moment you realised you weren't young anymore? Listener Alex remembers it precisely: when a young waitress had no idea who Bloc Party were... Let us know below!

@HoratioTheGould They're often not even in your area. Or so I've heard.

A warning to young men.

@TheRstott Didn’t she get shot in the back in bladerunner?

"One ticket for Nosferatu please"

@kasthomas So glad it wasn’t just me that thought of this when I saw it.

A lot of people don't know that the Space Shuttle was made almost entirely of Oreos for this reason.

@JimClark92 @craigsgoji @AMAZlNGNATURE They could be seeing an "aura" which is something I get before I have mine. If you don't know what they are it would be quite alarming.

That’s what it reminded me of too. Seen loads of them. Very strange, it’s like something catches their attention In their peripheral vision, always out of sight but they are trying to find it hence the constant turning but then it just results in them losing consciousness and fitting.

What do you think happened to this Lion? 😰

@chris_buxey That's a ridiculously strong cutting mat you've got there!

@Nobbie_OCs Can't park there mate.

Literal coolest shit ever

@deathofbuckley "on his Somme" 🤣

@notvzone @FearedBuck Came here for the Stone Cold reference. Delighted at what I found.

@FearedBuck Bro thinks he's Steve Austin 😆🤣✌️

bro crashed out after buying a new car from the same dealership 😭x.com/copiumx/status…

@TailendersPod important update re. Cheese on toast. reddit.com/r/CasualUK/s/N…

@dannywallace #notallwallaces

I hate doing this to another Wallace. But it is to protect the pure Wallaces.

Chinese history is like "The Yunan spice negotiation 1456 to 1462. Twenty six million dead"

@TheRstott Do you think My Girl inspired this?

BREAKING: Donald Trump has been endorsed by The Bees from My Girl

@the_unknown1222 It will have the aim of a hyped up ork.

“My dreadnought fires its missiles into your chaos terminator squad” The dreadnought in question: