Clutch Cargo Cult.

Thanks to @goneonbeyond I provide a new #bespokednightmare. Absinthe enemas for all the pseudointellectual do nothing socialists, everywhere. Best part of waking up is wormwood in your butt.

T Virus tastes like blue raspberry, you guys should try it.

@StephanieHorror At least three courses there

I’m not gonna die of old age until the 2080s and I am never gonna stop calling this “Twitter” btw so one of us is gonna blink first and it ain’t gonna be me

@kitthebeefcake @PhCrisBiagioni Do I have a pulse.

@PhCrisBiagioni Do you like this angle 🥰

@ListenToLara Ma'am 😈

I love getting my pssy slapped 😩 she deserves it, don't worry

@LondonCRiver @podiatristdon White Christian Dominionism

@podiatristdon The cousin humping thing is embarrassing, but unless it’s far more common and I think it must be, focusing on it is about as useful as focusing on whatever the fuck Sharia law is.

Bro… or cuz… we just want property tax reform.

@tallgirlkatiee If you are like standing six inches behind me in line at the atm Id be intimidated

would you feel intimidated or turned on by my presence? 🤪😇

@CeeHawk Chicagoans arent aware of their accent Cee

HE’S DOING THAT VOICE BY CHOICE??? 😡😡😡

@SpacewaySurf @TheDougFiles He was a huge Incubus fan

the average shot of Lee Van Cleef

@moonchild23580 Physical contact , companionship, someone I can info dump on.

Men only , serious question Besides sex, what do you really want from women??

You guys need to shed light on the massacres that happened across Lebanon today. ISRAEL KILLED HUNDREDS IN 10 MINUTES. Hundreds of bodies are on the streets right now. HUNDREDS. SPEAK UP. YOU DONT GET TO FUND OUR DEATHS AND BE SILENT.

@solisolsoli Jesus thats amazing.

By Kevin Wada

@bootzs77 Yea dunno why

Do you find tan lines attractive? I don’t tan naked cause I WANT tan lines!

@ListenToLara @ogsluut

@AbsurdistTravis @ogsluut Heyo!

yes my pussy be wet after a kiss

@ListenToLara @ogsluut What a coincidence so is my face after a sit.

@ogsluut After a look 😩

The Dune

Mom: "Time to sleep" Baby: "But i wanna plaaaay!"

@ListenToLara Might end up a gooner at this rate

it's 22°C (71F) here in the UK today inexplicably, and you know what that means...

The history of this country should be taught, fully in schools