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@Timcast Go to hell you piece of shit. You should be afraid to leave your home.

We shouldnt tolerate pedophiles grooming kids Club Q had a grooming event How do prevent the violence and stop the grooming?

@ashleyloob Depending on his species you either need to stab him or pet him and give him treats.

I called this guy cute then he just FuCKING LICKED ME IN THE FACE WTF

@tiddypills I picked "barely at all" but the real answer is literally 0. Just because I only play like a few times per year and it's just a social activity I do with friends I barely ever get to see. Winning's not important. I'd play a lot more if building decks on Arena was cheaper!

how much does your perceived magic skill impact your ego/self-worth?

@tacotheking23 Isn't she only an "NPC" (dumb trope but whatever) if she's going along with everyone else? If that's the case, why single her out specifically? If that's not the case, then isn't she being an individual and thinking for herself? Even if you disagree, that's not "NPC" behavior.

@How2Drink @Moarframe That's how I was taught, but I never listened 😎

@Moarframe Yeah pretty much this, learned it as the “right way” in grade school.

I DON’T *WANT* TO PUT 2 SPACES AFTER A PERIOD, BUT ON APPLE PRODUCTS THAT’S HOW I GET A PERIOD AUTOMATICALLY SO WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO HERE, HUH? JUST WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO GENZ? TYPE MY *OWN* PERIOD? ROLL OVER AND DIE?

math twitter: log😅 = 💧log😄 💬27k 🔁360k ❤️9M

@ModeratelyMtg I like to win with bad decks. It's not going well... 🥲

A non-zero amount of the reason I'm good at magic is because I like playing good decks and I don't like playing bad decks The other 20% is understanding the stack and being in romantic love with the London Mulligan

@xaviersonline There must be something wrong with me because I see a lot of people being like "jimmy was a better brother but a worse person" and like. I must not have been paying enough attention or something because Jimmy just seems better? In every way? Maybe I should give the show a rewatch

@zaelefty @Chill_Goblin What if someone gets an orchiectomy?

@Chill_Goblin So people who cannot filter waste products from the blood are kidney-less? Is the presence of an organ determined by whether it is currently functional or not? Infertile women are female because they have *the body plan* / *structures* that produce and release eggs.

The “gamete definition” (male is the body plan that produces sperm; female is the body plan that produces eggs) is the universal definition for sexes. It applies to every species that reproduces through male and female. It does not get more adequate than that 🤓

@JennikaJoy I agree with you, but just to make your point more explicit, pleasant kenobi is the one saying the musician shouldn't put out the tip container. Professor soup is basically saying it's ok to put out the tip container at the beginning of your performance.

@PleasantKenobi @reinout90 I disagree. It's like saying the street musician shouldn't put out a money container before they start playing. The patreon/ container should exist so that those who enjoy the content have a place to put money. Not everyone is expected to simply because it exists

Unpopular opinion(?): I think you should make content before you make a patreon to support said content. Show some comitment, provide value, do some work, put in the time.

I really don't see the value in saying you shouldn't set up a way for people to pay you until after you've made stuff. Just say "temper your expectations and don't expect anyone to sign up for your patreon until you've shown commitment" etc would be fine, but this is a weird take

@reinout90 Well what @PleasantKenobi is saying is basically "street magicians shouldn't put out a tip jar until they've gotten a few performances under their belt," which... why? Someone can simply make a patreon in preparation for uploading a video, and if no one signs up, no one signs up

@chrischen1995 learning layers sounds so cool. magic rules are so neat.

@DjMaffiXD @RoborosewaterM It would be funny but that's unfortunately not what happens. In order for your other creatures to have this ability you'd have to have finished evaluating Layer 6. If you've evaluated Layer 6 then it's too late for your other creatures' instances of the ability to apply.

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It's just so many words when I read it I just see "whenever *a* player" and "oh it's zada's ability again" without actually reading it and paying attention.

@LucasLionn @vorrenthalla Oh! I misread that so badly! This card is so much better than I thought it was! Thank you!

Your craziest Zada tech??

I went to an MtG draft a while ago because I just happened to walk past a game shop while people inside were playing commander and one of them had a deck I could borrow and then after the commander game a draft started. I could *plan* on going there to draft, *on purpose*

I really should get out more. "Ooooh the town I live in is so boring there's nothing to do here wah" I live within *walking distance* of a *train station,* I can just go other places so easily. I have very low energy and am shy so going out is daunting but like. I should!

@vorrenthalla mirrorwing scares me. what if an opponent hits it with a doomblade? Do you really need that redundancy with that big of a drawback if zada is in your command zone?

@edh_jank_champ Make mischief can make a lot of tokens. I did this in an Eldritch Moon Pre-release with Mirrowing (which Zada decks should also run). I also did confront the unknown which was also crazy good but you can't run that in Zada.

@FacianeA I don't really wanna fuck the birds but I don't want the dogs to be broken, either. I vote option 2.

Sorry