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@platinombrero Quiet worst state in the union

state of Kansas has more business being on this map than Kentucky or Alabama ever would

In 4 days, we return.

@STL_Stats_Facts .3 inches isn't a bad miss tbh. I don't like CB at all but we've got to be honest here, this aint one of his usual 7 miles off the plate kind of misses.

Would not be surprised if CB Bucknor retired mid-season. He's gonna get embarrassed every single game like this because he's the worst umpire out there and now he cant show up any players or coaches without looking foolish

朝から自宅トイレに閉じ込められたので扉蹴り破って無事生還しましたおはようございます。

@homesweethomo You dirty dog

For the record, using the term “clean” to distinguish if someone is HIV- or not is not cute, as it implies that HIV+ individuals (like myself) are dirty.

Bringing back this classic

@OcrazioCornPop @LeaderJohnThune @Eric_Schmitt explain yourself

🚨 SENATE SELLOUT IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT: While America slept, just 5 Senators showed up at 2AM and rammed through a DHS funding bill by quiet voice vote. NO debate, NO recorded vote. The five who were present: @LeaderJohnThune (R-SD) Eric Schmitt (R-MO) Bernie Moreno (R-OH) Mazie Hirono (D-HI) Andy Kim (D-NJ) They funded TSA to "fix" airport lines but ZERO full funding for ICE and Border Patrol. NO SAVE America Act, no proof of citizenship nor identification to vote. Now they all prepare to jet off for a 2-WEEK RECESS! Is this the "Republican leadership" you voted for in 2024? House SHOULD REJECT this betrayal. Care to explain this GOP Senate Surrender to voters? @SenEricSchmitt @berniemoreno

“According to Christian teachers, the essential vice, the utmost evil, is Pride. Unchastity, anger, greed, drunkenness, and all that, are mere fleabites in comparison: it was through Pride that the devil became the devil: Pride leads to every other vice: it is the complete anti-God state of mind.” — C.S. Lewis, Mere Christianity

For the freedom to live authentically and boldly 🏳️‍🌈

If you’re reading this you’re fat You remember eating fast food 3 times this week and more soda than you wanted Now go outside this weekend and do some cardio, eat a salad, and drink some water.

its all fucking glutamate regulation chat.

WELCOME TO THE FUCKING SHOW ROOK

@elliottgray And I'm taking the contract ever fckn time

VULCAN: Runner, Traxus would like you to place a hydrogen bomb inside a locker in the tau ceti orphanage <next contract> ONI: Runner, survivors of the orphanage would like you to launch a counter attack on Traxus

@PastorBenMeyer 544 has become my favorite. Hoping it's on the list this Sunday

I do love Palm Sunday hymns

@ma1ybe Sloppy sloppy Indian man

But men are natural leaders... sure 🤡 🤡 🤡

@ThereWBBourbon Virtually the pirates today lmaoo

I really appreciate the realism of MLB The Show 26. Since I’m relegated to the Nationals at the moment, I’m on the mound DEALING in my first MLB start. Routine ground ball to short. CJ Abrams air mails it into the dugout. Runner comes around to score from 2nd next batter with a bs bloop over his head.

@xbtDLN @USAO_EDMO get to work

A little less emphasis on bump stocks/silencers and a little more emphasis on gang members w buttons and drums hanging out at the playground would go a long way. Showing their faces and nothing will happen. What a fucking joke. We used to have law and order now we just have bureaucracy.

@braxton_mccoy @X9_redux @DKnierim63392 Do tell great American cowboy. Are you just cooking these up on the back of a horse?

@X9_redux @DKnierim63392

Im guessing that I will get a ban soon since X has decided to feed my indian take with Indians.

@NickBSchroer Is there any credence to the petition I seen going around to put it on the ballot?

2022- the first legislator in Missouri to offer the 7-1 redistricting map 2026- saying I told you so to those who said this map would be “illegal” or “unconstitutional”. It’s the law of the land. Maybe I’m just before my time or maybe I’m just right.

@DeeWaynee94 The worms have ruined your brain. I pray the Lord delivers you from them

He “died” for a weekend, came back, and somehow that clears a debt an all-powerful god invented in the first place. The plot only works if you switch your brain off before line one.

@brollbenny A 30 bmi in the first picture is nuts. You looked yoked respectfully 👉👈

The bulk vs the cut….uhhhh I might have fucked up