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@MichaelFFlorio @NFLFantasy @nflnetwork @tommydevito007 Jesus fucking cringe

My boy is back so I had to dust off the track jacket and pinky ring - Flex or Fuhhget is back celebrating our favorite cutlet eating QB! 🤌🏻🤌🏻

@MOVIEBOT__ @PowerTVFans Elite smoke show

Fun fact: When Angela appeared in Ghosts hallucination in Season 6, it was in the same red dress as when he met her in Truth in 101

I did a thing. She said "yes."

@M0ntante Many courses better than Dutch Elm. Hope the mini fans use carts because that place is entirely uphill

KMS golf tournament should be doing the selection process soon after the dakotas ( not in charge of this ) THAT being said, my list just hit 1/2 way Below are the names for the now backup method to select the players

@kirkminshow @kirkmin @RiggsBarstool @stoolgambling Riggs low key an asshole

.@kirkmin and @RiggsBarstool are back with another episode of Chasing Greens to preview this weekend’s Travelers Championship barstoolsports.com/bios/barstool-…

@kirkminshow Seeing her chubby face makes me full of rage

@LuAngeles Like he got to sit with the cool kids at the lunch table in school but in reality they are probably making fun of him when he gets up to get a chocolate milk

A grown man bragging about his place at the kiddie table.

@GoodTroubleShow How cool do you think you are?

It is truly amazing how the bottom feeders of debunkers completely rely on the content from myself and others to get their clicks and feed their bottomless egos. This is why they don’t have a seat at the table. The people that matter see them for who they are. The internet never forgets. #ufotwitter

@MiddleOfMayhem Travis Taylor must have a closet full of those same shirts

Congressional UFO "witness" Ryan Graves on the Skinwalker Ranch TV show. Graves touts the "scientific work" the Skinwalker ghost hunters are doing and is convinced something paranormal is happening at the ranch. It's been claimed the ranch is home to 300-foot UFOs, flesh-eating werewolves, and brain-melting poltergeists. But we, of course, never see any of that. The TV show only offers videos of blurry little dots. And this episode is no different. The ghostbusters show Graves some blurry dots and Graves is impressed by the dots. (Some of these dots have been proven to just be bugs) Graves tells the Skinwalker crew spooky stories about his personal encounters with UFOs. Which is weird because Graves has previously said he personally never actually saw a UFO. Graves participates in a rocket launch experiment as the ghost hunters try to find what they think is a wormhole to another dimension. This is the 5th season of them launching rockets trying to find the alien portal. (They never find it) This is yet another example of a once seemingly reasonable UFO "witness" ultimately embracing ridiculous nonsense. To say this is a ding to Graves' credibility would be an understatement. Oh, also... the episode features Jay Stratton, the former director of the Pentagon's UFO Task Force who claimed his house is haunted by violent poltergeists and a werewolf stalks his backyard. But Stratton basically does and says NOTHING in this episode. No one really asks him any questions or involves him in the "experiments". He's just silently standing there. Super weird. Why even have him on the show? Anyways, here's my 2+ year @nypost investigation into Skinwalker Ranch and all the surrounding nonsense: youtube.com/watch?v=a6Wud0…

@mrjeffknox More like

🤦‍♂️This is a guy who lives in a world of magical thinking and a complete and utter ignorance of the UFO topic who has never done any actual UFO research. Zero doubt he has zero clue how the world works or the UAP topic. These post of his are so cringe, Director of 'strategy"🤪😂

@AdamGoldsack @GoodTroubleShow @MickWest Based on what?

@GoodTroubleShow @MickWest I think the time is upon us Mick, this is your last chance to get on the right side of history.

Happy Tuesday to professional debunkers like @MickWest, who rely on magical thinking and ignore evidence to convince you that national security officials such as Col. Nell and military pilots are imagining things. There is zero doubt they have a paid agenda. #ufotwitter #uapx #ufox #TGTS

@GoodTroubleShow @MickWest You think you’re in some ufo club but you’re not, you’re being used.

@spittinchiclets Woof

🗣️SHE’S BAAAAACK

@KFCBarstool Kevin is fat

Grimace powering the mets to a 7 game win streak is now officially my favorite Grimace related story. It dethrones my previous number 1 Grimace story - McDonalds planning to announce him as transgender but getting cold feet because of Bud Light

@TheUfoJoe @bball11588 Guaranteed to be a nothing 🍔

Thanks to @bball11588 If it's that astonishing, they need to also hold a traditional press conference and invite the media and public instead of just using this to promote the symposium. MUFON to Unveil Astonishing UAP Material Test Results at Symposium DALLAS-FORT WORTH, Texas, June 18, 2024 PRNewswire In what is being called "The most important UAP related-presentation MUFON has ever made," THE MUTUAL UFO NETWORK (MUFON) will reveal details about a UAP Materials case it recently received from Russia in an exclusive live event on Saturday, July 13th, 2024, at 8 PM Central Daylight Time. The case will be presented both in-person and via livestream at MUFON's Annual Symposium, revealing the story behind mysterious materials delivered to the home of a Russian UFO Investigator with evidence of a cover-up. Tests by Russian labs, later corroborated by MUFON's own U.S. lab, confirm the material is of unknown origin. While virtually any material can be identified by its components from the periodic table, unknown combinations or isotopic ratios can often point to a mysterious origin of samples. In this case, 90% of the sample is made of materials that labs were unable to identify. The story becomes even more compelling as some of the samples sent for additional testing were stolen from an official U.S. Post Office box shortly after they arrived for retrieval by MUFON Investigator Robert Spearing. On top of this, cameras were turned against a wall, inhibiting investigation—although postal workers testify that they delivered the box. "This is typical with evidence of this nature. We believe that this material was deliberately taken by someone who could hack into a locked Post Office Box to prevent further testing. Who did it is anybody's guess," stated MUFON Media Relations Director Ron James. "The evidence that supports this story, and others that we will share at the Symposium, could make this the biggest UFO-related news event of the year. We have physical materials and more evidence of non-human technology," said James. MUFON, The Mutual UFO Network, is the largest and oldest civilian UFO research organization in the world. Dedicated to "the scientific study of UFOs for the benefit of humanity," MUFON is a worldwide network of like-minded people who care about UFO/UAPs. "We provide community and resources to the field and are honored to be making a presentation that may move the ball forward," James concluded. The annual MUFON International Symposium is July 11-14, 2024, in Irving, Texas. Sign up to attend this exclusive event in-person or via livestream at MUFONSymposium.com. View original content to download multimedia: prnewswire.com/news-releases/… SOURCE Mutual UFO Network

@JeffDLowe @BeyondAvgMick @Trudell_DM @KMSColeman @CinemaLords @kirkminshow @kirkmin The bit is already boring

BREAKING: A source within the team has informed me that interim head coach @BeyondAvgMick is planning on starting @Trudell_DM for the first time for Team KMS on Thursday night. The spot has previously been filled by @KMSColeman & @CinemaLords.

@kirkminshow This bit is already tiring

Minifans who have watched Justin’s transformation from unpaid intern to one of the starting 5 for #TeamKMS basketball right now:

@enigmalabs @alejandrotrojas @MickWest Lmfao

@ShawnRyanShow @RobertKennedyJr I can’t his to his voice, good lord

Why didn't Donald Trump release the JFK documents? @RobertKennedyJr

@TheUfoJoe How can anyone listen to this guy’s voice for more than thirty seconds? Good lord

Neither Trump nor Biden will release the rest of the JFK files. What's so explosive that the CIA convinces these guys to keep it secret? A UFO connection? Something totally unexpected? And what makes any of us think either of these guys would release all the UFO files if given the chance? The CIA can just do their thing, again. And for those saying, "See? The UAPDA, which was modeled after the JFK Assassination Records Act, will NOT get us all of the records!" You're probably right. But it WILL get us a lot more than what we have now. If you have a better way of getting that stuff out, I'm all ears.