Mike Axworthy

@BLAIMGame I was refused service in Wickes because I didn’t have a mask on

It was 4 years ago this month that Covid restrictions were introduced that meant you could only buy a drink in a pub if you had a Scotch Egg with it. What was the most moronic Covid rule you remember?

The beauty of Wildlife ~ A Thread 🧵 1. Sleeping elephant family photographed by a drone.

@malik42174767 @TheeDarkCircle Apart from humans other animals are not aware of the most nutrient rich food! They simply begin to eat quickly once the preys defence is gone as other animals can try and steal their food

@TheeDarkCircle Predators eat live prey for immediate nutrient-rich energy. They also avoid other hunters due to potential danger.

@royal_bobby24 @historyinmemes So the key is to have a garage

I think it’s the right time to post this

Some of the biggest companies, Then VS Now🧵

@mathscpdchat Whole lesson. Not just expectations though, how we make this a positive classroom culture, the plan for learning ahead, organisation of when the lessons are (e.g after break time expectations etc.)

The amount of time we spend going over the classroom expectations, 5 mins of first lesson, half a lesson, the whole lesson? Is it ever a good use of time? #MathsCPDChat

This is not a drill 🚨 I’ve just discovered that teachers and school staff can access a blue light card giving them access to thousands of different discounts!

@ArgyleLife1886 @Argyle He means it! When he said that his last club hurt makes me think he will do everything to do well with us

🗣️ “When you say it’s only ‘Little Argyle’, it doesn’t have to be that, it can grow, it can get bigger, get better - I felt this was the right club, the right time, the right opportunity to help this club move forward” 🎥 @Argyle #pafc

@oldandrewuk Attendance

Teachers (and people who work in schools): Is there anything that changed during the pandemic that hasn't turned back to normal?

@BBCSport Her 😂😂😂

Algerian boxer Imane Khelif is through to the quarter-finals of the women's boxing after her opponent, Italy's Angela Carini, abandoned their bout inside 46 seconds. #Paris2024 #Olympics

Artificial intelligence killed Excel! No more complex formulas or 15-hour YouTube tutorials. Let me show you how you can create formulas, codes and tables with ChatGPT:

@BBCSport Luck with the draw 11/10, coaching and management 4/10

Rate Gareth Southgate's time in charge of England out of 10 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #BBCFootball

@henrywinter What about Ben White and Tomori?

Huge respect for Southgate for how he’s got players enjoying turning up for England again, for the unity he’s created, for his quiet dignity, work on penalty “process” and record of getting #ENG to two finals. He’s handled the pressure of the so-called “impossible job” well. But the game is also about entertaining, and England underwhelmed. It's also about trophies, especially when he has such a talented collection of players to call on. Southgate’s had four goes, four tournaments, so, yes, it’s time for him to go – with two caveats. 1, the problem is who comes in? Eddie Howe, Graham Potter or Under-21s' Lee Carsley (Birmingham-born, ex-Irish international)? If English, the field is thin. And 2, the players want Southgate to stay. FA desperately hope he stays. It’s down to him. If Southgate does decide to leave, he goes out with his head held high.

@doners123 @MarjonPlymouth Compared to the other lads in the team you probably are though 😂

@Axworthy08 @MarjonPlymouth I know Mike, surely 30 isn’t vets age yet haha

Some veteran strikers score goals like this! @doners123

@holte 😂

Scenes in the queue for the Job Centre Friday morning.... #ENGvSLO

Sunak is actually battering Starmer in this debate. Their both terrible but Sunak is coming across better somehow

@1stclassmaths Wow, that’s amazing! Love your content

@Axworthy08 This is the plan.

Anyone fancy doing some GCSE rotations for me? (Friday night funtime?!)

@TonyBellew No one ever mentions Tomori!

Seen the cry out for Kalvin Phillips! Brilliant player but you’ve known about this for how long so it’s poor planning! You’ve left the 2 defenders with the most clean sheets in the PL here in Tarkowski and Branthwaite and you’ve seen Stonesy play defensive midfield, You won’t get a better defensive baller than Stones! Plan accordingly! Gareth you have an amazing group of players and we need to win something! Come on England! 🦁🦁🦁

@StDennisAFC1 @swpleague Such a shame, was always amongst my favourite places to play, from a former Plymouth Marjon player

Official Statement 💙⚽️ @swpleague