BasedBeagles

I believe the kids call this “docking”

@krus_chiki Tip to tip. Believe the kids call this docking.

now kith

@MikeRic39191584 @HardPass4 You didn't even stay long enough for me to ask you if you saw the final score to the Cubs game

@HardPass4 Wait until you walk in on 1 sta.ding at the middle urinal with his pants and underwear around his sandled ankles. I noped right the fuck outta that Loves.

Men who chose the middle urinal when all 3 are open…why

@HardPass4 I always assert dominance by doing this and taking my pants all the way down to my ankles and then farting. If someone else is present I will ask them if they knew that birds are not real.

@BreakfastBal @GovTimWalz He’s focused on the important things I see

@GovTimWalz @BasedBeagles Can we get him in a nursing home or a local Learing Center? Serious…this guy sucks. “Here’s a great idea…let’s get the nursing home patients hammered.”

Living in a nursing home shouldn’t mean giving up everyday freedoms. I just signed a bill allowing seniors living in nursing homes to consume alcohol - so that everyone can enjoy happy hour!

@Oilfield_Rando @TheIOGuy You win the internet today sir

“But what if Elmo is paid $270,000 by the Southern Poverty Law Center to say it? Can Elmo say it then?”

@arlene_reber Your cats are hungry

Shamed Greg Bovino resurfaces with praise for Hitler-loving racist X account rawstory.com/trump-26767926… He's not even trying to hide that he's a Nazi. So glad he's out.

@RepNancyMace What about you scissoring your own staff?

ICYMI: Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick: Found guilty of 25 ethics charges, accused of stealing $5 million in FEMA funds. Taxpayer dollars STOLEN. Tony Gonzales: Harassed former staffer Regina Santos-Aviles in the middle of the night. Asking for explicit photos. Pressing her on sexual positions. She said stop. He didn't. She then committed suicide, lighting herself on fire. A second staffer came forward. He asked her what kind of panties she wears and told her "I won't stop until I get it." She said no. He kept going. Cory Mills: Accused of assaulting women, profiting off federal contracts from his seat, and inflating or falsifying his military service record. Eric Swalwell: Facing sexual misconduct allegations from four different women. A former staffer says he raped her while she was heavily intoxicated and left her bleeding and bruised. Unsolicited nude photos. Sexual assault. A pattern of predatory behavior. They represent YOU. They are paid by YOU. It is long past time to drain the swamp and get them all out.

@Rep_Grijalva No fucking foreigner will disarm me. Take your gun grabbing opinions and shove them up your ass.

What happened in Shreveport is heartbreaking. We can never allow ourselves to normalize mass shootings. The United States is the only country where they occur with such regularity. We are also the only country that has failed to enact common-sense gun safety laws to keep weapons out of the wrong hands. Enough is enough — Congress must act.

@DarrenJohnHill @em_Lazzy

@em_Lazzy Anything can happen when Donald Dick is in charge!

How the fuck does the Director of the FBI go missing? What. The. Fuck.

I see you pinching your trigger hand. I don’t think it’s a massive benefit to have to remove your finger from the trigger every pump.

Big mic

@ASo1omons @mnsibley Yes. You may also want to grab one of the 55 gallon drums of hamburger pickles.

@mnsibley I'm sorry.. is that two thousand four hundred pounds?

Ok, we're officially Costco members.. Thinking about taking the wife there for a date today..

Libs: “we need to make Trump look bad” Journalist: “hey get a shot where he’s wearing royal purple and looks taller than a jumbo jet and has a 10 foot dick and everyone around him is kneeling or staring in awe”

This person is dumb as a bag of shit

@DaggerAndBullet Dad made me watch Alien at age 8.

My Dad was like, Oh, sure kid, watch Predator with me. Surely you won't think about and prepare to fight evil aliens for the rest of your life. Whoops.

@ostrachan What if it were legal to murder babies. What would you do if you knew where some babies were being murdered? Would you go vote and pray and hope for the best?

@DolioJ @MScottMcCulloug @whocares6976 @elonmusk @WatcherontheWeb

@whocares6976 @elonmusk @MScottMcCulloug @WatcherontheWeb Note: I do live in the woods, and I'm not nearly as angry as you. There's a lesson in there. Bye.

Universal HIGH INCOME via checks issued by the Federal government is the best way to deal with unemployment caused by AI. AI/robotics will produce goods & services far in excess of the increase in the money supply, so there will not be inflation.

@abreezeclayton Pronoun idiot thinks she gets a say in which guns we’ll own. Yet she won’t come to anyone door to enforce what she advocates for.

I swear every person I meet in politics who is also from a rural place has the grit of God and I’m just here to recruit more rural people into this shit. tough as nails and they never give up. and the Democratic Party needs as much of that as we can get rn.

@KantInEastt Someone has never seen Bill Paxton in True Lies.

A US travel influencer was asked to be a CIA spy on her travel to MiddleEast including Syria, Yemen etc by the US airport officials. The World must be cautious.