
Captain Obvious
311 posts

Captain Obvious
@CapObvious01
I point out what everyone else is thinking but won’t say. If it’s obvious, I'll say it.
United States 가입일 Mayıs 2026
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@DAKKADAKKA1 True. However let's not confuse the two. Sikhs aren't Muslims. They're the same shade of brown though.
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>nothing religious about this
The Muslim “holy book”. Says differently. It says to do what was done to that kid.
John Ʌ Konrad V@johnkonrad
One is a kirpan: the ceremonial blade Sikhs carry to protect others. The other is a charra: an Afghan tribal murder dagger built to punch through cloth and armor. Guess which one killed Henry Nowak? Nothing religious about this. A murder weapon sanctioned by suicidal empathy.
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@DAKKADAKKA1 I had no issues with either Mario movie. Donkey Kong is supposed to be obnoxious and annoying. So it's fitting that an obnoxious and annoying actor got that role.
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To this day I fucking wince when I hear Seth Rogan’s God forsaken Donkey Kong voice. It will literally make the Donkey Kong movie their planning unwatchable.
ToonHive@ToonHive
Matthew Lillard criticized the industry for prioritizing celebrities over voice actors in animation: “The ability to carry a film, as the lead of a film with only a voice, is a power very few people have. The idea that they keep hiring crappy celebrities to carry huge films is killing us.”
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@misfitpatriot_ Translation: anyone who exercises their freedom of speech and documents anything that makes Israel look bad must be permanently silenced.
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@EndWokeness The English should've never surrendered their weapons
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@RepFine Stop lying. We all know what flag you really take pride in.
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@Daniel245815245 @lporiginalg We didn't turn over our weapons, though. And it was the older generation here that allowed the blacks and browns to have rights.
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@CapObvious01 @lporiginalg The USA is 55% white, subversive.
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Happy #PrideMonth from Sesame Street! Join us in celebrating and uplifting the LGBTQIA+ members of our community. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

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@OrionPld @ShitpostRock2 He managed to survive up to the very end, which is the fight against Frieza's final form.
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@CapObvious01 @ShitpostRock2 Didn't he get exploded in namek? I know he got revived but still
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🇯🇵 A large amount of garbage has been dumped in front of an Inari shrine in Fujiyoshida City, Yamanashi Prefecture. The garbage, consisting of daily necessities and bulky waste, amounted to 1,270 lbs.
It took residents three days to clear and clean the shrine. No suspects have been identified, and the investigation is still ongoing.
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@rafadazora @ShitpostRock2 Popularity from his old fighting days most likely
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@AFpost We're winning. They know the goy has woken up world wide.
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@CapObvious01 @BernieSanders Quite honestly, if you're 84 and you don't have a few million, you have probably made a series of stupid decisions in life.
Or you went bankrupt because of medical debt.
Don't blame us for your lack of talent and poor decision making.
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@CapObvious01 @BernieSanders No Captain Obvious. He doesn't live in California.
Good choice on the name, though.
If you're upset about an 84-year-old man having millions, wait until I tell you about an 80-year-old man who made billions in the 16 months he's been president.
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@kangminlee Me and the boys finding out a low budget video game adaptation defeated a 40+ year old franchise in the theaters.
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