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Imagine someone that had to resign because they sent sensitive government documents via their private email 128 times, lecturing on national security.

@MLBEurope 25 years

Caps on for #OpeningDay How many seasons in are you?

@Peston Boring Westminster tittle tattle. Bore off Robert.

Rebel MPs who want Starmer removed are feeling tactically outmaneuvered. If they are minded to launch a coup after potential Labour humiliation in 7 May elections, their ability to organise will be hugely constrained — because the Commons will not be sitting till the King reopens parliament on 13 May and announces Starmer’s new legislative programme. Would any fury and desire for vengeance against the PM be sustained for more than four days, when MPs will be in their constituencies, rather than plotting and winding themselves up in the corridors of Westminster? And would any wannabe prime minister risk looking treacherous, just as Starmer is received the imprimatur of the monarch for putative national renewal? “I honestly can’t see any route to replacing Keir,” said one MP who would like to see him go. For Rayner, Streeting and Burnham, the game has become a longer one

@RobertJenrick Robert, if the owner of the petrol station has taken prices down, how is that anything to do with Reform? I’d like to hear about the direct link that you are claiming here in your post.

@thegibshow_ @MLB @batflips_nerds @Orioles @Mets O's

OK twitter. It’s @MLB #openingday and because of friends and John from @batflips_nerds I’m going to give baseball a chance. Loved the World Baseball Classic. But I don’t have a team. There are criteria, but I’ve narrowed it down to to @Orioles and @Mets What we saying?

@BNightengale Opening Night, not opening day.

Opening day in San Francisco

@TalkinBaseball_ Except our is Friday

It's here

@GrahamDenny9 @ScarecrowNeste1 I always find it strange that we blame 'predators' for the demise of some birds. They have survived and thrived for millennia alongside their predators. The biggest threat to them is habitat loss, due to us humans.

On the contrary, "Smash the gangs" has resulted in over 4000 arrests, 900 gangs smashed, half the boats attempting to launch being stopped, thousands of rubber boats & motors seized, importers closed down & 38,000 people with no right to be here deported *in 1 year* under Labour.

@CodifyBaseball Get Netflix Out Now

Completely fix baseball in four words.

@CCHQPress @KemiBadenoch Norway owns their own oil and gas, Thatcher sold ours off

"Under Labour, we buy half the gas we use from Norway. "Last year, Norway's Labour Government drilled 49 wells in the North Sea. "Ours drilled zero. Why is energy security the right policy for Labour in Norway but the wrong policy for Labour in Britain?" @KemiBadenoch #PMQs

@BenGrahamUK @MaySting1 "according to the telegraph" ahhahahahahahahahah

@MaySting1 Posting a 2014 rebuttal isn't relevant. Lets stick to 2026. Exhibit A:

I’d argue Nigel Farage is far less disliked than Keir Starmer. I mean i have never heard 90'000 people at Wembley chanting 'Nigel Farage is a wanker' Whereas Keir Starmer, it happens every time England plays at home.

@BenGrahamUK People used to chant about Boris being a wanker. It's par the course for the PM

When was the last actual Green policy the Greens announced?

@antmiddleton America paid for our recovery and the Windrush generation came over to help rebuild the country.

@antmiddleton Who rebuilt Britain Anthony after the war?

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There's only one reason to donate to a political party using crypto: anonymity. That's why it's Russia's bribing method of choice. I was pleased to contribute to the Rycroft review, and I'm glad to see the Government is taking action on his recommendations.

@RestoreBritain_ HAHAHAHAHA. Romans, Normans, Angles, Saxons, Jutes, Vikings, Celts say "hi"

Britain was not 'built by immigrants'. It was built by British men and women.

@AlasdairGold So he had a small clean-up operation 2 weeks ago, nice of the club to inform us 🤔

Dejan Kulusevski on Instagram explaining why he was limping yesterday.

Don’t t you love that @SkyNews and Jon Craig are expending soooo much time on a stolen mobile phone from a non minister when they did ZERO over 2 PRIME MINISTERS losing all of their WhatsApp’s from a once in a hundred year pandemic where hundreds of thousands died ? Not a peep