Charlie Taters #simplemansimpleneeds #onetikpony

@AshleaSimonBF How did none of the plod punch him on his conk? You can hardly bloody miss it.

I want this piece of shit deported, he doesn’t belong in a civilised country.

@TheNorfolkLion Apprehended? looks like he wandered off down the high street.

A young thug steals a bike with an angle grinder and is apprehended by the public. We need more of this 👏🏻

#katemiddleton #whoisshe #PrinceWilliam #RoyalFamily

@realclintonb looking good.

@realclintonb looking amazing Clinton. The hat suits you.

@CrimeLdn Is that not some sort of laminate that can be applied over the glass to protect it

YouTuber / business man Daniel Ashville had his jeep back window smashed in west London a couple of days ago..

@ptchamberuk gofund.me/a089c218 can you please share this fund to your wider network and generate some publicity for this tragic story. It shouldn't happen to any family & being able to grieve without worrying about the financial implications of repatriation is a huge relief

#LittlePortugal gofund.me/a089c218 can you please share this fund with the wider Portuguese community. This is a tragic event and a family in desperate need of financial support. I know it is tough time for everyone at the moment, but please give what you can to help.

@LBC @BBCLondonNews @TalkTV @TimesRadio can you give this fund a quick mention. The family need all the help they can possibly get. Please share freely and widely in your networks. Lets get this target smashed. gofund.me/a089c218

gofundme.com/f/morgan-maria… Particularly tragic event. No family should ever have to face. Please give generously. Truly worthy recipients, grieiving is difficult enough without worrying about the huge financial burden of repatriation. @DailyMailUK @TheSun @SkyNews @radiojackie

@paulturner1071 @THEJamesWhale @TalkTV @Iromg charliechuck.co.uk

James Whale MBE explains how he pioneered the late night radio phone-in 50 years ago, and reveals who his first ever caller was. A Lifetime Of Night-Time: The James Whale Story - Saturday at 10pm. @THEJamesWhale @Iromg

@IvanMurraySmith @MPSRoyal_Parks Why? They own the land, they can use that sign to prevent drivers without authorisation using those routes.

@MPSRoyal_Parks A no entry sign cannot have an exemption for permit holders...

We have had several reports from female motorist's who are authorised to drive on the closed roads in #RichmondPark of abuse and harassment, including banging on the vehicle and throwing water over the car, by male cyclists,as they believe incorrectly that they are not authorised

@AaronBastani @LozzaFox @SadiqKhan I wouldn't even blame his parents. It all on him.

@LozzaFox @SadiqKhan Hold on, I thought conservatives believed in personal responsibility? So how on earth is Sadiq Khan responsible (?!) rather than the assailant and his parents?

There’s a 15 year old girl lying tragically and avoidably dead in a London morgue, who should be going into afternoon lessons with her mates. A whole life ahead of her. There is a family family whose life has been torn apart forever thanks to @SadiqKhan’s lawless London. THIS SHOULD BE THE STORY TODAY. But instead Twatter and the fake media are obsessed with cancelling me for NOT being interested in shagging some boring, misandrist, feminist cry bully, whose disregard for men’s mental health and male suicide is clear for all to see. Words cannot express how much disdain I have for the false virtue of the cancel culture. The only useful lessons taken from times like these are that the cos play freedom fighters show themselves for what they really are. Cowards.

@LozzaFox @SadiqKhan I read she was stabbed by a young lad who liked her but it wasn't reciprocated.. hardly something @SadiqKhan (as much as I would like to) is to blame him for. The lad is obviously touched in the head. He's done something without considering the consequences. Ring any bells?

@MetroUK A few comedians have now come forward with similar allegations. Why aren’t they going to the Police or naming the predators publicly. It’s no good waiting for a TV show in 10 years time and saying we knew, we all knew, everyone knew.. which we hear time and time again.

Comedian Nish Kumar has warned there are predators on the comedy circuit who are still at large and whose dressing rooms aren’t safe for young women. Read more 👉 trib.al/1bRqPkQ

@UB1UB2 Thick as mince

Four guys get stuck in their car after driving through a flash flood in North Acton

@baxy0954 @implausibleblog Of course you do, we all do. However, support staff are run ragged. They have an abundance of management who are inept, overpaid and underworked and surgeons, consultants and for want of a better word, specialists working privately and making a fortune.

Lady in stripes, "During the pandemic we were clapping nurses and doctors so they felt like they had to go into hospitals, put themselves in dangerous situations where they were contracting covid, dying of covid. And now suddenly they want to be appreciated for the work they are doing, above banging pots and pans, so they're being villainised for it" #BBCQT

@trussliz Could we invest in Pork markets? Would that help?

“The 25-year economic consensus has led to state spending being higher than it’s been for around 50 years, taxes at their highest since WW2 and a debt of over £2.5 trillion. This has caused low economic growth. 1/3

@10DowningStreet I've just noticed the lugs on him... is he wearing a set of comedy ears for a laugh? Anyway, they aren't helping him listen to the common herd.

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