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Oh so close to 2500 retards that I lured in with my dog shit posts ….ya’ll are dumber than the X help support but…….I love you all 😇❤️

Ladies, this is false information.

@Heidi_XXnl It’s a shame they have to do that but I totally understand, there’s always someone doing something they shouldn’t and it screws things up for the rest of us.

@Heidi_XXnl Yeah bikini is like a banned word…you can bet I’ve tried to outfit SheJ in all kinds of stuff that gets moderated 😂😂😂😂

Weekend at CJ’s

@Hot_Pepper76 @Juneaudave2005 That’s a big part of what’s so messed up here, like what if I want to look at something once and that’s it? Nope now that you’ve opened that can of worms you can’t get rid of it. So annoying

@Juneaudave2005 Hahaha. I am seeing it in my For You section the most. I guess if you look at one of those, it feeds you a whole bunch more. Sigh.

Please stop sharing screenshots and posts about getting paid, or not getting paid, on X. Most of us came here for conversations, content, nostalgia, humor, and ideas, not a daily scoreboard of who got what payout. If you're making money, great. If you're not making money, sorry to hear it. Either way, the rest of us don't need hourly updates. Please. Just stop.

@Hot_Pepper76 I agree, but what If they included their real life salary as well ? Like the fry cook makes more than me? Like that takes more skill than flipping the gorilla scabs?

Welp, that went over like a lead balloon 🙄

@bitchmobile @hatman To tard or not to tard that is the question 🤔

@Cjayson4444 @hatman Tard harder or not (because it’s Sunday)

My goal for the next two weeks is to get 2000 replies on my posts and maintain 300K impressions. Let's see how it goes.

So, Rich and I were discussing with Spielberg how a cameo at Whaleowstone would be brilliant or at least use one of my Orcas, and when I mentioned that word he went fukn ballistic on me. Apparently there was a thing between the two franchises back in the day. oh well back to Montana

@bitchmobile @hatman

@Cjayson4444 @hatman May the tard be with you

@Cjayson4444 Say what

Wyoming leaves no doubt as to who may use the ladies room

@OldTechGuru @janefkndoe We’re pretty much cooked at this point compared to the good old days

@Cjayson4444 @janefkndoe Meh, North America was rather good until the cost of the 70's and 80's came about with mass migration.

America!

@OldTechGuru That’s perfect 👌

@Cjayson4444 Oh you wanted Star Wars?

It’s 5:00pm happy hour so let’s fukin go here’s the very first selfie I ever posted , me in my underwear in my bathroom…I was most likely on something……probably somewhere around Springtime 2024….whole other CJ whole other account this one single photo of an idiot standing in his underwear started what you see now…. the same idiot in his underwear……with big boobs wearing a cowboy hat playing volleyball on a beach somewhere in Montana near a whale ranch with Kevin Costner after being knighted by the King of England.

@LlamaMonstWV Oh I bet that’s forbidden 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Cjayson4444 I like to remind them that the "B" stands for bi... Which means 2 genders... LOL

I’m starting to think this place thinks I’m more retarded than I give myself credit for

@b1374902 Thank you

@Cjayson4444 I like your whales

These are the first 24 people that decided to take a chance and follow me. I often ponder how this place works, why it works and more importantly for myself why would anyone be interested in me? I’m just an ordinary ham n egger tryin to get through life like everyone else. I’m certainly not an influencer nor do I consider myself a content creator, I never even heard of the term until I started hanging out with you guys. No in my mind the real influencers and creators and true talented rock stars are you guys 🫵 and I’m the lucky one who got to meet some of you and even more lucky that you actually thought I’d be worth a follow back. There’s something special about this place, it’s addictive, its therapeutic, it’s aggravating, it’s annoying, it’s hilarious, it’s depressing…..it can make you laugh your ass off one minute and the next minute it can hit you so hard and so deep you can’t stop crying. I am so grateful and proud to call you my friends. I can’t begin to describe how you have helped me through some tough times when I didn’t have anyone in my offline life to turn to. I want to say thank you to all my friends here, thank you for taking a chance on that weird old dude that posts about whales and stuff. Thanks for being there for me. ❤️

@DanXAura See, I’m so retarded my post isn’ mathematically correct 🙄

@Cjayson4444 You are wrong here, still one to go.. I am going Community note this post 🕺

Oh so close to 2500 retards that I lured in with my dog shit posts ….ya’ll are dumber than the X help support but…….I love you all 😇❤️

@SebsterSpeaks That’s why I carefully worded the “if not all” instead of “of” because of you, I’m always thinking about you night and day in fact by the time you finish reading this….well….just keep your phone nearby 😉

@Cjayson4444 I like how you said MOST. I know you are thinking about me when you exclude me from great people. And that's ok, I'm ok with that.

@Heidi_XXnl That was the hardest thing to make, I tried several different things and this was as close as I could get grok to make it

@Cjayson4444 You play dead

@Jurkowsk1Moon Princess Laura 😆

@Cjayson4444 You got it 🔥

May the CJ be with you

@Cjayson4444 Just a couple of wild and crazy guys

CJ rambling…… ”posting on X feels like having a conversation with your television set” “both are informative and full of shit , and no one is listening“

@Jurkowsk1Moon That is Dan Akroyd and Steve Martin in a Saturday Night Live skit, where they play “two wild and crazy guys” with accents that kinda sounded like @MariRoz 🤣🤣🤣

@Cjayson4444 Bare with me was this Saturday Night Live? I don’t quite recall this Embarrassingly!!! 😬 If it is… Love it🍀