JackOfDiamonds

@R453374510 There is no greater joy in this world than teaching a kid how to catch fish.

『パパにマグロ持って帰る！』と 意気込んでいる四歳児の背中をご覧ください

@5EI374EI First it was bubble tea. Now we have noisy yogurt. 😆

キチガイだからヨーグルトにパチパチ飴入れて食おうとしたら音が鳴るヨーグルトになって気持ち悪い😭😭

@selfie_monkey @Maelzel_opening Japan has 'beefy pantsless wrestling' perfected.

@Maelzel_opening Excuse me—beefy pantsless wrestling?

日本はアメリカにトヨタとニンテンドーを輸出したんだから、対価をくれてもいいんだ。 ハーレーとガチムチパンツレスリング以外で。

@HeloProcurement I know EXACTLY what I want to do when I visit Japan. I'm a bow hunter, so naturally I'd like to try Kyudo. 1.) Giant bowl of Tonkatsu ramen. 2.) Onsen. 3.) Go fishing with the locals.

We're going to start a real exchange program where we just bring these guys over here and feed them BBQ and hand take them to the range, aren't we? I have no idea what we'd do over there, but now I kind of want to know.

@wonderparlour I wish I could speak Japanese like she speaks English...😐

To the beloved friends who have newly followed this account, A message from Maid Hinoki.

@yontengoP It's called 'Natto'. It's an 'aquired taste' that I simply did not aquire.

やたらアメリカ海岸から 肉肉外交によって日本𝕏民たちが身悶えしてるのだが 逆に我々日本からアメリカ国民を身悶えさせられるようなモノはないのか🤔 寿司…なのか和食全般なのか はたまた逆に納豆とかなのか もしくはマリオとかメガマン辺りか

アメリカ南部のアニキ達。 あんたらに憧れて成人して始めて自分でやったグリルだ。 当時の俺にはこれが精一杯だったけど最高だったよ。 いつか俺もテキサスに行って5ポンドの肉を食って50calの銃を撃ってみたいよ。

@kik_licious I've seen really big ones eat a small duck. They are tricky to catch because they have really good eyesight and are not easily fooled by artificial lures.

@CommanderDeck 私この魚より身長低い自信あるｗｗｗｗ

１回のショッピングでウシ半分くらい買うと言うておる...! 全部食べきるのにどれくらいの時間かかるんだろう？３ヶ月くらい？？🤔

@TKHero1994 Nice! Reminds me of Doc Holliday in Tombstone.

何故かここ数日また注目されてる？

@_PaleblueDot__ @shapoco I forget if it was hiragana or katakana that it was written in but it was a chore translating the user manual. This was pre-internet. We had a British chap out to work on a different machine, and he gifted us a cheat sheet he had which made operation a lot easier.

@CommanderDeck @shapoco With a good enough phrasebook, you could have given people instructions in english on how to do anything without having to understand even a single word of English!

アメリカでは基板をリフローするときもこんな感じなんだろうと思ってる #shapoart

@kik_licious This is a muskellunge. "Muskie". I didn't catch this one, though. (Google image) They get even bigger than this. Think "freshwater barracuda". Very aggressive on the bait. Firm flesh similar to cod. Best deep fried or pickled.

@CommanderDeck 鹿さん大好き！パイクも美味しい！muskieは何？食べたことない。鹿さんステーキとソーセージ食べたいお

@sakegorilla For the cookout I will often make mixed drinks with either whiskey or rum. The favorite is called a "Painkiller" 2 oz Dark Rum (Pusser's is traditional) 4 oz Pineapple Juice 1 oz Orange Juice 1 oz Cream of Coconut Ice Freshly grated nutmeg (garnish) Orange wedge or pineapple.

Dear Americans, If you’re throwing a BBQ, you need sake too, don’t you? I love beer—absolutely love it—but if we’re going to share food and good times, I want you to know Japanese sake too. Sake is made from rice and koji, through fermentation.

@m_takewaka Old habits are hard to break. It was Twitter for so long it has been typecast.

そういや、アメリカ人も「X」じゃなくて「ツイッター」って呼んでいるね。つまり、そういう事だね

@yamanakanobody American 'liberals' arent really liberals. They're Bolshevik Communists wearing the skins of liberals like wolves in sheep costumes. And yes. They're not mentally well and are becoming increasingly violent.

アメリカ人めちゃくちゃリベラルを嫌ってるんだが笑 アメリカ人のリベラルはとんでもないのか笑笑

@ruiyukimura Yes. It's the backstrap loin. If you tell your butcher you want a Rib Rosu (リブロース) section, it should be correct.

日本の肉屋で「プライムリブ」って部位売ってるの見たことないんやけど、特上ロースとかかな？

@ruiyukimura It's not typical for most Americans, but when I buy beef, I order half a cow. And thats for a whole year. About 250 lbs, 100kg. Looks a lot like this after butchering.

これ個人？肉屋？？？？

@m_takewaka "Gundam has not been mass-produced..." Yet!

親愛なるアメリカの友人たちへ 残念ながら、今の日本には「侍」も「忍者」もいません。 ガンダムは量産化されていません。 悟空はまだ子供です。 ナルトは存在しません。 織田信長もいません。 残念ながらこれが現実です。

@LostHistory9 The only thing more competitive than BBQ is chili cooking.

My fellow Americans, I'm disappointed in you. You have neglected to share with our Japanese friends a most patriotic tradition, that is up there with shooting guns, fireworks, the BBQ, and so on. We must show them.... The Chili Cook-off

@pirooooon3 It's perfect. Change nothing.

これって あり？なし？ 色々と詰まりすぎるね