Peter Kinuthia

@georgediano 😅😅😅😅😅😅, na huyu si yule mama wa Githunguri? The one who keeps talking cooperatives, milk, and avocado. This month she'll be pro UDA, next month uskie ametusi soprano out of nowhere. Confused element this one.

@georgediano Kumbe you guys pia mme notice Ana na ndugu yake Konda ni kama wanahit gym excessively? Ya Konda inaeleweka tunampea stress, Ana kazi yake ni ku copy AI images na ku paste.....ni noma

Hii mambo ya ku-share manguna ni mbaya. Waheshimiwa wana konda wote na style Moja. Ni mbaya saidii.🥲

@georgediano @KeKirwa Mind you, kuna Kalenjins, who are pro Wantam. It'll be messy. That aside, ati umesema mheshimiwa Malaria ama ni zangu zimeshika😅😅😅😅

@KeKirwa Kiambu & Muranga alone makes 100% kalenjin+ 80% Luo votes. Kalenjin turnout will be 60% at most, let's not even talk about Luo Nyanza. Without Mt Kenya votes, William Ruto is as equal as mheshimiwa Malaria.

One thing you guys need to know is that Ruto doesn't need the mountain vote anymore. Their unity or lack of it is insignificant.

@mts__kid 😅😅😅😅. Leo mmeamua vayolense. Sindio? Weigo amefanya nini sasa? The dude was just chilling akikula njugu strays zinaanza kutupwa hapa kule

Heri kuwa mwendwazimu kuliko kuwa easy to get woman. Yaani mpaka weigo na meno yake imepandana akakufinya ju ya chipo tu

@Kamau266 😅😅😅😅😅. You guys are nuts. Hii nayo mmetoa wapi? So you guys mnashona vitu kama hizi, pesa ikiingia kwa pending bills mnaanza protests. Khabusie

Ama izi ndio Sammy Kioko alideliver Mama kaundi akajam.

@Bookten8 😅😅😅😅😅. Ati nini Bois. I thought utatwambia gloves

Oscar Sudi

@polo_kimanii 😅😅😅😅. So, ushaonja Brocolli, just like that. My experience with those fancy hotels ain't a good one either. You decide to try something new unaletewa sea food unashangaa shrimps mtu huanza wapi? Ni mbayaa

Juzi tukiwa kule Lavington kuweka CCTV kwa Mzungu ilifika lunchtime akatuwekea Mushroom na matawi hazijaiva zinaitwa brocolli. Tumbo zetu zimezoea Omena na dengu,hazijazoea kukula matawi kama Ng’ombe. Me and my Technicians have been driving non stop since monday evening. Sahii nakwambia ata siwezi risk kuwachilia hewa,because my wife might find very bad things when shes washing my trousers. Tissue nimejipangusa mpaka karibu napata blisters kule west pokot bwana. My dear African brothers and sisters,Please avoid eating in Wazungu house holds,not out of malice but because these people eat very saitanic things. Kwanzia sahii ukipiga simu pale keensight ukisema unataka kuwekewa CCTV lazima tukuulize kama wewe ni mzungu,ndio tujipange mapema na dish zetu za kubeba ugali bwana. Nataka mniombee jameni niko katika ali ya atari nakwambia

@ali_naka 😅😅😅😅😅😅. Sad state of affairs. Apparently no one to micro manage anymore...

Trump trying to get out of Iran

@TheDamiForeign Wait a minute. Do you mean Satan has garnered over 2.5 million followers?

So God & Satan are on X😳

@Weeleey6 @FBI @CIA @SecretService @INTERPOL_HQ 😅😅😅😅😅. The way Sifuna interrogates and scrutinize them pale Senate, hata mimi tukipatana nje siezi muacha. Atakula upper cut. Chesaaaa

Nani huyu anashika sifuna hivo😡😡😡😡 @FBI @CIA @SecretService @INTERPOL_HQ

@KhalifKairo Naaais. Very naaaais. Whoever said experience is the best teacher knew it all. Now you get it.

Driving or not driving a porsche is not the beginning or end of life. Most of you are miserable because you put a high premium on material things instead of just living and enjoying Gods beautiful earth.

@VeltroSolana So, there are guys who fell for it? It's fools day

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@georgediano Ana seems fit, too. Apparently, he ain't worried his job is simple. Ataingia tu AI na atoe picha zingine hatari sana. These guys though

Ana and his brother Konda. Ni mbaya!!

@One4Allan @MoraraKebasoSnr The bottom line, none of the same, is a Saint. Even the so performing members like Nyoro have their shortcomings. But, some members are considerate and men of integrity. That's where we draw the line.

@Contractor_Ke @MoraraKebasoSnr All the 400+ Mps will claim the same stuff, when will you people realize that the supposed "opposition " always tends to side with wananchi until it's there turn.

If I run for political office will you look beyond my tribe? Will you listen to my ideas if I don’t join the political party of my tribe? Do you care who is funding me and why? Are you voting for me or are you voting against my opponent? Are you aware that a bad voter is worse than a bad leader?

@vokaymuish @Maryian96 😅😅😅😅...iko hapa hadi na receipts for that matter. Chesaa

@Contractor_Ke @Maryian96 Wapi Ile findio ya unaretaliate

Ladies if you feel like you are too special to cook for your hubby please don't get married or cohabit kaa kwenu!!!! Mnatesa vijana aje huku nje,huyu ameambiwa akiskia njaa ajipikie🫩😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@georgediano @WilliamsRuto Narok Airport check. Residents are happy. Making pledges with a timeline can be a terrible ordeal. Costly for that matter. The uongo chronicles continue. Ni mbaya

Mine is Just to remind you @WilliamsRuto.👀

@RodgersKipembe It's very early in the morning to be high like that. Perhaps you didn't check the labelling.

Ruto and Gachagua have this morning reunited at State House.

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@One4Allan @MoraraKebasoSnr The shooting incident aside, Bois has been recognised for healthcare upgrades, infrastructure improvement, education oriented, and youth empowerment. Isn't that a clear path that deserves recognition?

@Contractor_Ke @MoraraKebasoSnr Babu Owino? Verily, Citizens are very ignorant, no wonder we elect crooks

🚨 WORLD CUP QUALIFIERS! 🌍 GYÖKERES IS SENDING SWEDEN TO THE WORLD CUP!!! 🤯🤯🤯 🇸🇪 Sweden 3-2 Poland 🇵🇱 🎥 @GoalsXtra x.com/FranturaB/stat…

@FabrizioRomano Italy is out. Lewandowski joins the chat. Poland out!

🚨 BREAKING: Italy are OUT of the 2026 World Cup. Third World Cup missed in a row. ❌🇮🇹