Corey Morris

I watch this every time my life starts falling apar

@TiffMoodNukes @BenExposuntm There’s your problem 🤣 That is cheap gas in Cali lol

@BenExposuntm I’m in Cali and I took that pic myself so, please

I was driving around trying to find the cheapest gas, only to realize there’s no such thing as cheap gas Just paid $6.33 for gas instead of $6.75 Fuck this government all the way to hell and up the fiery anal canal of satan for all of eternity

@TiffMoodNukes @MichelleRM68 What is the gas tax where you live? $3.29 here

Hoverboard pulling a jet ski… with a dog on it. Florida, you win again.😏

@RadfemBeat @EmilySm43 It’s girls who spent their late teen and early 20’s getting railroaded through because they can’t keep their legs closed. You’re not gonna find a man willing to put in the effort.

@EmilySm43 There was never anything stopping men from doing any of these things but themselves.

Can we actually do that?

@EmilySm43 Can women keep their legs closed long enough to actually find themselves a good man?

Joe Rogan: "There was a headline that said, 'If you’re unvaccinated, it might be time to make your end-of-life will… Years later 'COVID vaccines may cause heart damage.' Same exact magazine."

@SenWarren Yeaaaa… but the “American families” are not paying for it. So what else ya got?

Right now, I'm BLOCKING a Republican bill to build Donald Trump's ballroom. Instead of rubber-stamping Trump’s gold-encrusted ballroom, Congress must lower costs for American families. twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@RepJeffries Then what were they doing it not breaking the “deal” Stfu. Blow it up. We paid for it. We can level it too

Actually, Iran did sign a nonnuclear deal in 2015 under the leadership of President Obama. You blew it up. Then plunged America into another reckless and costly war of choice in the Middle East.

Childhood best friends reunite after a cross-country move 2.5 years ago

I mean, that is an immaculate lawn

An army vet was on the veterans suicide hotline, when a LE encountered him… 🥹🙏

@CongressmanRaja You miss the point of it 🤣 It’s a joke not a dick. Don’t take it so hard

They’re not even trying to hide it anymore.

Where are the NO KINGS protestors? LOL... They are in Congress, cheering on the King! You can't make this sht up.

@DudespostingWs 🇺🇸

NASCAR driver wins the race, hangs out the driver-side window during his victory lap, and starts catching beers thrown by fans.

Falcon Heavy landing

@AccordingToLee No 🤣 Someone strap her legs together. Holy shit

I hope you guys are calling out your father for being a misogynistic piece of shit.

Democrats who refuse to stand for Angel Moms or a child with cancer, and scream “No Kings,” gave a 3-minute standing ovation for a literal KING Peak hypocrisy.

.@POTUS: "I want to congratulate Charles on having made a fantastic speech today at Congress. He got the Democrats to stand — I've never been able to do that. I couldn't believe it!" 🤣