Tim Burr

@TheFigen_ Tuxedos are extremely smart cats. They are a mix of dogs and cats, lol (in terms of brains and personalities). We adopted one at 2 months old. Now 3 years old. He surprises me all the time.

He figured out how to use it very quickly. You tell many people the same thing 100 times and they still don't understand.

@abierkhatib “A Muslim country bro,” they really need to learn about Islam offline. They have absolutely no idea.

Is that real 😂

@13nothingg @jesse_vermeulen Let me know when you have time to show you cases that don't even feel like cases. Bulky? You're living in 2010. So you're saying Twitter is for singles? Not every Twitter user is an incel like you. I can manage family, job, and Twitter. Go play Mario with your siblings.

@CorrectButQuiet @jesse_vermeulen Imagine caring about scratches 😂 I could see u caring about scratches on a nice car but who cares if it’s an iPhone. As long as u don’t crack the screen and it’s functional. U don’t need cases it just makes it more bulky. Also u have a family to take care of get off twitter 😂

rocking a caseless phone says A LOT about a person iykyk

@SaraNajmaii That doesn't make sense. Comparing apples and oranges. MBS wants protection from Iran. Pakistan doesn't need that. Pakistan is in a whole different position in all of this debacle. These IK loyalists have no brains.

I don’t want to imagine

@TeslaAndDoge Buldak, of course. I saw Buldak hot sauce at Panda Express today and had to buy a bottle. Spicy af and love it.

Which one should I cook? I can’t decide.

I have a 7-year-old MacBook. If you can find a single scratch or any sign that shows it's more than a day old, I'd give it to you for free. I have 3 sets of products to take care of my $2500 OLED TV. And I have a case for my 17 Pro Max. Need I say more, or do you see my point, kiddo? Go get an adult I can talk to.

@CorrectButQuiet @jesse_vermeulen U don’t need a case of u know how to take care of ur stuff!

@RichieYimika @jesse_vermeulen The truth is not always pretty, lil bud.

@CorrectButQuiet @jesse_vermeulen Shitty assumption

@AsianDigest Mtherfcker. Literally

Karan was caught R@ping a Cow and was reported to police who arrested him

@ThoNg676733 Drew became a man?

Top 5 Most Beautiful 90s Actresses (Then & Now)

@mehdirhasan What a time to be alive, huh?

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@simpatico771 No wonder I can't find duct tape at any store.

⚡️‼️🚨🇺🇸BREAKING: The loss of an E-3 surveillance craft is fake news. The craft has already been restored to service. Iran is seething.

@Malcolm_Pal9 As if she weren’t hot enough already. 💀💀

Hollywood star Emma Stone stands with Palestine.

@Emerfav86 @BLackgold_5 The sensor is not hanging from the wall you know. It’s the core part of the misisle. Otherwise it’s just a giant firecracker.

@BLackgold_5 The missile doesn't know shit, the censor does.

A heat seeking missile tracking a burning cigarette ☠️

Rob Schneider can eat a fat dick with ghost pepper hot sauce.

@QuintenFrancois Oh fuck you that did not happen.

I spoke to a guy yesterday Age: 22 Portfolio: $1 million Started investing in 2021 Goal: Retire by 30 I asked him how he built a million-dollar portfolio so young He said he convinced his dad to give him $4 million and invested it all in crypto

@tiberiusfiles That was his only fault—the urge to be independent.

Gaddafi is turning in his grave

@UnPocoTende Hand too shaky.

"Lengua" Por los comentarios que está provocando la expresión de esta tiradora profesional tras disparar.

@elonmusk It should also be a little bit cheaper, like BYD’s free full self-driving offer.

Tesla AI self-driving will be >10X safer than human driving

@mattgaetz Agreeing with Matt Gaetz, Megyn Kelly, Nick Fuentes, and MTG these days. What in the world is happening?

Just a casual call for ethnic cleaning