Cryptnotic

@tanpukunokami And mandarin orange sections. It usually shows up on holidays.

A follower showed me something called "Ambrosia Salad" the other day. …Is this real? Like, an actual thing people eat? Marshmallows. Whipped cream. Canned fruit. Coconut. …all of that? In one bowl? What is even supposed to go in a salad anymore? This is a salad?? I'm sorry, in what universe.

@greg16676935420 Because the X-files 'Rm9sbG93ZXJz' Season 11 episode 7.

Why in the world would you tip after winning on a slot machine?

@JebraFaushay He has an over abundance of chest hair.

Men used to be masculine.

@ThrillaRilla369 He looks like Danny Bonaduche with an afro and a mustache.

A 17 year old’s yearbook photo from the 1970’s

Would-be UFO whistleblower died of accidental drug overdose after agreeing to testify to Congress trib.al/ph0Hz9L

@SaltyCracker9 I have to wonder if they have someone specific in mind.

Let's fucking arrest people.

@ThoughtCrimes80 She must have had assurance that nothing will come of this.

Back to work defrauding Americans.👌🏼

@FoxNews Who do they plan to put in front of it?

BREAKING: Justice Department announces it's readopting the firing squad as a means of execution

@DrClownPhD Who is waiting on people? It looks like you order and pay at a stand.

@QTRBlackGarrett Hey! Where's Scooby?

Excuse me, no race swaps? I’m shocked

@camhigby I don't get it. Do they want someone to go shopping with?

A mother posted on TikTok that she’s playing “gay” music next to her baby bump hoping that it will make her son gay. The entire comment section is FLOODED with to-be mothers and mothers sharing techniques they used or are using to make their own kids gay. This is DISGUSTING.

@GigaBeers Chief Running Mouth

What is her nickname? She’s loud, passionate and often described as pretty annoying by her critics. She loves cracking open a beer (especially on the campaign trail) and she really, really hates billionaires. Government control is her thing. 🤦🏻‍♀️

@ronsterd89 *strongly

What’s Your Thoughts?🤔

@BNONews Did he have ufo info?

'Storage Wars' star Darrell Sheets found dead in apparent suicide at his Arizona home, according to police. He was 67.

@seanonolennon @XTwitmoDetainee @JulianLennon However, there could be ironing.

@XTwitmoDetainee @JulianLennon There is zero irony in letting a maid do her job. Thinking otherwise is a very goofy take. They were not protesting maid service.

The irony should not be lost @seanonolennon @JulianLennon

@Variety Women always want to be the best looking one in the room. Ethyl always had to keep herself fatter than Lucy.

Anne Hathaway says she pushed for diverse body types among models in “The Devil Wears Prada 2": “I thought the scene would be so much more enjoyable for the audience if we had a wider range of bodies on display. All different shapes are beautiful.”

@TheBabylonBee I went to see the first "Mission Impossible" movie alone. I saw the opening credits and had no one to inform who the bad guy was going to be.

Sad: Unmarried Woman Watching 'Lord Of The Rings' Has No One To Pause Movie And Explain Interesting Behind-The-Scenes Trivia buff.ly/sYL41S9

@MbarkCherguia It's there in her job title. "Cash"-ier. He could have counted the change out himself and left it on the counter.

After this man got gas, he got into his car and noticed a bunch on quarters and nickels and dimes in his cup holder. He decides to go back in and get a drink, the cashier at the Walmart gas station flat out says it’s not her job to count money and stands there ignoring him. Was it rude for him to pay in this method or is she wrong and it is her job to count it?

@xraygirl_ @IanSoForth Use the coffee maker.

@IanSoForth But how do you make tea then?

For clarity, I don't use a microwave so everyone just behave 😂

@nypost Apparently, women are supposed to vote for women - even when they aren't qualified.

Elizabeth Banks says she can't wrap her head around White women who voted for Trump over Kamala Harris trib.al/LToHDB7