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@StockBully69 i think i can save her

BREAKING: the American Eagle “Stars & Stripes Stretch Boxer Shorts” are sold out.

where is the fire & brimstone I was promised

@StealthQE4 market bears and oil bulls are bout to delete a lot of tweets when a deal is made

Things are happening fast. This could be fake news by morning but it sounds encouraging. 🙏

just checked wsb for the first time in ages, 90% of the posts are bearish

dunno bout you, but i'm going to place my financial future in the hands of influencers that have been posting third world slop and verifiable fake headlines all weekend

@MurrayHillGuy1 no one will ever never learn the silent assassin's game because he'll never talk about it or explain it

Types of game you’ll see at the bars in the field Part 1: Fun guy game – high energy, bouncing group to group, girls laugh but forget his name by morning Sports guy game – opens with “where you from / what do you do,” safe, gets numbers, zero pull rate Finance bro game – flexes job, orders rounds, thinks that’s personality. Does well though at the Spaniard weekly. Mystery PUA game – overdressed, negs immediately, says “you’re trouble” within 30 seconds. Gym bro game - only talks about hitting the gym and running marathons/Hyrox. Chicks don’t care and say got to go. Silent assassin game – says 5 words all night, somehow leaves with the hottest girl there Try-hard alpha game – daps every guy, talks over everyone, burns out by 11:30 Boyfriend audition game – deep convo, listens well, gets the “you’re so sweet” text next day or ghosted Degenerate table game – doesn’t talk, just pulls girls into the chaos of the group. Doesn’t drink either. DJ orbiters – lives near the booth, thinks proximity = value. Always having fun and on drugs European vacation game – accent carries, zero substance required. Guaranteed hit rate.

@StockBully69 x.com/zerohedge/stat…

@Polymarket worried about blocking kanye when they should be worried about un-blocking the strait

JUST IN: U.K. Labour MPs are reportedly urging Keir Starmer to block Kanye West’s visa ahead of Wireless Festival.

at this point the oil market should worry more about Zelenskyy needing attention than the strait of hormuz x.com/WarMonitor3/st…

@HayekAndKeynes wow an actual nuanced view of the situation, crazy how rare those are on this site

My base case last week was a Trump withdrawal, with the rest of the world stepping in to stabilize. This was the best possible path out of this situation in my humble opinion. It does look like Trump tested that path. He signaled a pullback while implicitly expecting NATO and a broader coalition to secure the strait. They utterly failed to deliver. The UK was one of the few willing to actually engage militarily. Parts of Eastern Europe showed some willingness, but with limited capacity. Core Western/Central Europe leaned the other direction—more open to negotiated access (including tolerating things like Iranian-imposed tolls) rather than using force. This left Trump quite frustrated and forced to go it alone. There was no coalition of the willing. Only the fears of the timid. Iran, for its part, has played this stage tactically well. By selectively allowing passage for “neutral” vessels, they’ve created an off-ramp that reduces urgency for collective action. Countries were heavily incentivized. That weakened coalition formation. So now the decision set narrows: either force the issue and reopen Hormuz, escalate kinetically on the way out. Both paths carry the same underlying risk: short-term disruptions morph into a structurally longer outages if strikes extend to Iranian supply or spill over into broader Gulf infrastructure via retaliation. I hoped deeply (maybe even to the point of delusion) we could avoid that path. There is still time for a deal but I don’t think Trump will just walk away at this point. TACO is a funny little phrase designed to irritate Trump but any serious observer should recognize there has been very little sign of cowardice in his second administration. He is focused on bringing his vision of the world to life.

@squatsons iran slowing missle launchers and letting more ships through the strait, seems like they're losing leverage to me

Can someone inform Trump that 48 hours from April 4th would be the 6th, or Monday. We love shifting goal posts.

BREAKING: Iran has conceded that they will not acquire a nuke, per Fox News.

🚨NEW: Trump states a time.

@DeItaone just casually threatening massive destruction like it's the season premiere of a mid abc show

Trump on Iran deadline: ‘Tuesday, 8:00 P.M. Eastern Time!’

the only body count that irgc is racking up is in the streets of LA

y'all need to chill with the fairy tales of how 'fanatical' the irgc are, this is clearly haram x.com/nypost/status/…

@_m0stardently dr wendy carr, the woman that you are

after the 32nd threat, the market is becoming ok with 50/50 chance of total destruction flat open incoming