Dave Perry

hey Arnold 👋 bye Arnold 👋 #ParamountPlus #AMountainOfEntertainment #NFL #SBLVIII

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

Well hello there… #spacex #UFO #NASA

I’ve been watching a lot of key episodes @TheCloneWars and #Starwars Rebels to better prepare for #Ahsoka, and wow, did I underestimate how good those shows are. Kudos #DaveFiloni!

@paramountplus Why did the computer catch cold? It left a window open.

Dad joke thread.. We'll start.. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

@paramountplus Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.

@paramountplus When does Friday come before Thursday? In the dictionary.

@paramountplus What does cake and baseball have in common? They both need a batter.

@paramountplus What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.

@paramountplus What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you.

BEEF on @netflix is great and all, but the sound of the Ring doorbell is driving my dog f’n crazy at 11pm.

Good Burger is back on the menu! @KenanThompson and @iamKelMitchell are ready to take your order 🍔 Get ready for #GoodBurger 2! @JimmyFallon @FallonTonight #FallonTonight

@ATTHelp Just DMed you (or another AI)

@dmperry Hi Dave, we're here to help make your experience easier. Please meet us in a DM with your service type and what's going on, we'll work on things together. ^JacquelineM, Social Media Specialist

Anyone worried that AI is going to take over the world hasn’t spent any time trying to talk to the @ATT automated help desk. Good god, humanity will be fine.

@markcwebster My best chance is for someone to hear all of my Alexa’s last breath…

The power is out as night falls. I’m using my precious phone battery to tweet so you know to come look for me in the morning.

@mostlypointing A gender reveal party with no fails