David Mallabone

@policylaila What would you suggest it were capped at then?

Before, Brits abroad could donate unlimited amounts to political parties . Now it’s capped at £100k for ‘traceability”, but who decided £100k is the number? What is it about £100,000 that makes it traceable, but £100,001 isn’t? As usual a labour MP couldn’t answer👇

@hurasenberg So are you planning on standing as an independent and solving everything by yourself or are you planning on standing as part of the Conservative Party which brought us 14 years of chaos and corruption?

I’ll never understand the “you had 14 years” argument that people give me on the doorstep when I’m canvassing. 14 years ago, I looked like this… #voteconservative

@IanRobbins0567 @Councillorsuzie Insults about stupidity in which 2/3 of the words in the insult have grammatical errors. You couldn’t make it up.

@Councillorsuzie Wow. Insults now. You have hit a new low.

Abolish Stupid MP’s!

@timothy_stanley You might want to research the definition of the word “literally”….

I'm not sure the PM should be allowed to give a local election broadcast under the guise of an address to the nation. Thankfully, literally no one was watching.

@AllisonPearson @GoodwinMJ This is one of the best April Fool’s gags I’ve seen today

In defence of Professor Matt Goodwin and Suicide of a Nation. 👇💥 ⁦@GoodwinMJ⁩ The elite can’t stand the truth about mass migration telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/04/0…

@alison_beswick1 @Welsh_Dragon_71 @LoobyDoo5 @BraisbyI @RachelReevesMP @Ed_Miliband When was the notice of intention to appoint administrators filed?

@Welsh_Dragon_71 @LoobyDoo5 @BraisbyI @RachelReevesMP @Ed_Miliband Do fuck off boyo!

Well done, @RachelReevesMP Denby Pottery, going into administration today! Another great business bites the dust!! Resign!!

@Jaack Patricia Routledge David Jacobs Pat Smythe Dolly from Emmerdale Farm

UK people… who would be your 4 UK legends on your own personal Mount Rushmore? Here are my four: Bob Mortimer Wayne Mardle Claudia Winkleman Sean Lock

@SBarrettBar Why did you feel the need to put the word “foreign” there?

Foreign men must not be allowed to rape our children. Thank god for Nigel!

@juneslater17 “The amount of lack of English speaking”…. The irony is strong in this one

Matt Goodwin, bravely exposed problematic issues in this country. The amount of lack of English speaking residents in this country puts an enormous strain on health care, education and housing . Matt left a lucrative job in education to pursue a road less travelled . Exposing the betrayal from successive governments . His book is out now available on Amazon

@GoodwinMJ A perfect example of why the stats in your new book are, at best, questionable. You have no understanding of sampling at all if you think this poll means anything

We asked our GB News viewers tonight if Britain should leave the European Convention on Human Rights. Look at this 🤣🤣🤣

@HowardCCox @SadiqKhan @Keir_Starmer 11 years as an MP. Elected three times as London Mayor. Please explain what is corrupt about this? And when you’ve done that, point to the time when you complained about Charlotte Owen getting a life peerage for far, far less of a contribution to public service.

You need to sit down and take a very stiff drink: @SadiqKhan is to be made a Lord and sit on @Keir_Starmer’s Cabinet after the May 7 local elections This shows the corrupt way this Govt operates to favour their own to stay in power 2 lying fraudulent treasonous politicians working together for themselves not for you @_AdvanceUK @benhabib6 @RupertLowe10 @danwootton @TousiTVOfficial @GBNEWS @TalkTV

@JMcMurdockMP Here’s James not bad mouthing the competition:

When I first graduated and started life in the grown up world, I was taken out for lunch by a senior manager at the firm I’d just joined. This was my first client facing role and was a big step forward for me. The senior gave me a piece of advice that I’ve never forgotten. He said never try and close a deal by bad mouthing the competition. It just brings the whole industry into disrepute. The more experienced I get the more I realise how right he was. Bridget never had the chance to get this kind of advice because the only job she has ever had was a few years working for her mum’s charity. Now the country is stuck with a SoS who knows nothing about the world she’s in charge of and I’m stuck with a colleague whose best shot at advancing herself is by putting out comments like the one below. C’est la vie Thank you to everyone who has come out batting for me. I’ll keep on keeping on 👍

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg When your only argument is calling people who don’t support the barbaric ripping apart of British wildlife “snowflakes” you know you’ve lost. Utterly pathetic

Don’t sign this if you are a snowflake, do sign if you support the countryside. Stop the ban on trail hunting - Petitions petition.parliament.uk/petitions/7551…

I want there to be a day when I don’t have to share this speech anymore

@TheRealJamieKay The New Faeces

Name this band.

@thecarolemalone Carole Malone writes articles without any real research or fact based evidence. Shame on her. For context: Bank note images change regularly. The BofE ran a public consultation which favoured British wildlife as the replacement. Carole writes rage bait articles

The woke Bank of England bosses dropped Churchill from our banknotes because they’re ashamed of him and our history. Shame on them express.co.uk/news/uk/218199…

@AndyFitchet I wonder how they’re going to react when they eventually find out the BoE has taken Elizabeth II off bank notes

I wonder how many of the right wingers getting angry about Churchill possibly being replaced on the £5 note could tell me who Elizabeth Fry was?

@AllisonPearson @Keir_Starmer How many countries in the world are there? How many have declared war on Iran? Make no mistake, your understanding of the situation is utterly woeful if you think we are currently alone in our stance. You have used sensationalist lies to shore up your own failing ‘journalism’

Make no mistake Starmer has done incalculable harm to our relations with the US. He has endangered the British people to shore up his own failing premiership. If Argentina invaded the Falkland Islands tomorrow our country would be Billy No Mates. @Keir_Starmer

@JamesCleverly @KemiBadenoch “Moments like this define a leader of the opposition. They can either step up, act in the national interest and show themselves to be a future Prime Minister or they can expose their utter irrelevance. She has chosen the latter.”

Keir Starmer is getting upset at #PMQs that @KemiBadenoch is asking questions rather than just nodding along with him and making him look good. If he doesn’t like scrutiny he shouldn’t be PM.

@Johnisnotjoker She’s been on the Hi Gel

Kate Hoey has lost her dammed mind!