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Frankly Dan

@DanRunsLong

Ride your bike.

Jupiter, FL 가입일 Mart 2009
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Frankly Dan
Frankly Dan@DanRunsLong·
How sad it must be-believing that scientists, scholars, historians, economists, and journalists have devoted their whole life to deceiving you while a reality-TV star with decades of fraud and exhaustively documented lying is your only beacon of honesty.
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Dr. CZ
Dr. CZ@AngelMD1103·
He was just running a normal errand… pulling into the parking lot of Lowe’s when something caught his eye. A truck. Loud sign. “20 RIBEYES FOR $39.99.” That’s not a deal. That’s a shock. He paused. Looked again. Did the math in his head. This didn’t make sense. Ribeyes don’t cost that little. Ever. But curiosity got the better of him… and that’s exactly what the seller was counting on. The guy at the truck was friendly, confident, and almost too smooth. He showed him the steaks, real beef, he claimed. No “meat glue,” no tricks. It's just a great deal. The steaks looked… okay." A little thin. A little too uniform. But still, 20 for $39.99? It felt like one of those moments where you either walk away… or roll the dice. And he did. He paid. Took the box. Drove home, wondering if he just scored big or got played. Later, reality started to set in. The size. The quality. The reputation people online were warning about. Suddenly, that “deal” didn’t feel like a steal anymore. It felt like a lesson. If a deal feels too good to be true… it usually comes with a catch you don’t see until it’s too late. Be honest. If you saw “20 ribeyes for $39.99” in a parking lot… are you walking away or taking the risk just to see?
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Matthew Nichol
Matthew Nichol@MatthewNichol5·
Leftists hate Lauren Boebert because she is a real woman.
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Frankly Dan
Frankly Dan@DanRunsLong·
@JonnyRoot_ Take the money out of it and with the god thing evaporates.
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Jon Root@JonnyRoot_·
“I play golf to glorify God” - World #1 Golfer Scottie Scheffler
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Frankly Dan
Frankly Dan@DanRunsLong·
@JebraFaushay No way someone that rich with that much land uses that tiny ass lawnmower to cut all that grass. I call bullshit.
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Dr. Jebra Faushay
Dr. Jebra Faushay@JebraFaushay·
Ellen DeGeneres is stopping by to remind you that she’s rich and has a lot of land, but she mows her own grass like a regular person. She’s humble like that.
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Paul Parker
Paul Parker@Edumacatedvet·
@LangmanVince To me, it's just as inappropriate for an old ass woman to do it as a teenager. Nobody needs to see that shit.
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Vince Langman
Vince Langman@LangmanVince·
Why does Jennifer Lopez feel the need to dress half-naked on stage?
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Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸
I’ve served my country as a Sailor and my community as a firefighter my entire adult life. Want to know what else I’ve done my entire adult life? Turned in Masters lottery ticket applications every single year since 1985. Never been picked and probably never will. But I’m super stoked all these social media influencers get their chance.
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Frankly Dan
Frankly Dan@DanRunsLong·
@lady_valor_07 Corporate greed. They are fleecing America. Yes, that includes you Cletus.
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LadyValor
LadyValor@lady_valor_07·
What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this photo?
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Kerry Holmes
Kerry Holmes@KerryHolmekb·
The constant disrespect our First Lady Melania TRUMP receives is disgusting. She hasn’t done anything wrong to deserve any of it. I’m glad she’s finally standing up for herself. She’s an amazing First Lady 🇺🇸
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Maj(ret) VL Boyer, PHd (callsign Tex)
I prefer to send checks by mail. It never seems to fail that online transactions get fouled up, and there’s nobody to speak with- online or by phone. I have had those problems twice this year alone. This younger generation places all its faith in automation, don’t hire staff to answer phones and just like X, haven’t thought of all the reasons someone might need customer support- and if the problems you have don’t fit their predetermined criteria, you’re just screwed. Customer service is dead in this country.
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👉M-Û-R-Č-H👈
👉M-Û-R-Č-H👈@TheEXECUTlONER_·
This woman Haley said she went into the Post Office to buy stamps. Jessica, who worked behind the counter, asked her why she was buying stamps. Haley told her it was for sending bill payments out. Jessica informed her she could pay bills online. Haley said, I know Jessica, but I prefer to pay my bills by mail. Haley said all the other people behind her agreed with Jessica and pay their bills online. Do you all pay your bills online or do some of you like still doing it the old fashioned way and write checks and mail them off? 🤔 Btw, toddler moms, if you were looking for Jessica, we found her. She works at the post office. 😂
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Frankly Dan@DanRunsLong·
@TheOnlyEsta She's here legally and legitimately on an Epstein Visa. Leave her alone.
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Esta@TheOnlyEsta·
BREAKING🚨 Melania Trump denies relationship with Jeffrey Epstein. Do YOU believe her? YES or NO
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Frankly Dan@DanRunsLong·
@ripjetson9 I'll take Things That Never Happened for nine bucks Alex
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Flea Ruzic@ripjetson9·
Pulled into a bob evans to get lunch. Walked in to a mostly empty restaurant. Seen 4 waiters kinda standing around, no one there to seat me. I almost sat myself when someone walked up to me. “Are you here to dine in?” “Yes, just 1” “Its gona be a 30min wait to seat you, we got slammed with a tour bus of people” I looked around at 2 dozen empty tables and asked “what do you tell people when ur really busy?” She obviously didn’t get it. I left. But i found the bus in the nearly empty parking lot that had them all clogged up 🤦🏻‍♂️😂 Holy fuck these places deserve to go out of business! Cash in hand and they told me to leave
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NOYB_6 🇺🇸@6Noyb·
We had beach access with our rental in Seacrest Beach. Spent 30 minutes on our beach for the entire week because sitting on a beach is boring. I am 0.5 miles from a beach in Naples and the only time we ever go to the beach is by boat (we live on a canal with the boat in the back yard). We like to sight-see and tour the area when we travel so we spent most of our time driving up and down 30A and further west. Pensacola beach, and the beach between Pensacola beach and Navarre was wide open with lots of access Grayton Beach was open with access. There was a state park beach that was open somewhere west of us. But the fact that we couldn’t dine and shop and then walk on the beach, or step foot on the beach to watch sunset was stupid
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Dr. Joel Rudman
Dr. Joel Rudman@doc_rudman·
I used to walk my dog on this beach in 30A. Now I can’t even access it. Paradise lost. Private beaches, coming to a Florida town near you.
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Michael
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@Lina_rays1ya A. Yes. But most conservative women would not give me a chance for multiple reasons even though I am conservative and Republican and Christian and MAGA and MAHA since Trump first ran for president and before that in many ways.
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Lina@Lina_rays1ya·
Would you date a smart Trump supporter? Don’t lie A) YES B) NO
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Bobbi@kittenaround_51·
I can imagine the guys saying each edit cut is like drinking another beer🍻
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Local Cryptid
Local Cryptid@LocalCryptidGoy·
@MatrixMysteries Shit like this is why I’m not even planning on buying land I’m just building in whatever patch of woods I see fit and daring the government to try and remove me. I’m opting out of the system even if they think that’s justification for my death. I owe nobody anything for existing
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MatrixMysteries@MatrixMysteries·
An American woman OWNS 37 acres. Paid for it. Maintains it. Pays TAXES on it. Now she wants to build on her OWN land — and the government says NO. “I said, it’s MY 37 acres… so how is the government deciding what I can build on it?” That’s not ownership. That’s control.
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@MatrixMysteries We are at the point where fighting back is no longer optional.
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Frankly Dan
Frankly Dan@DanRunsLong·
@MacroHorizon @MatrixMysteries If you owned a farm on a rural 10 acres and a developer wanted to put 97 apartments next door you'd have an issue. You're an idiot. SIT DOWN.
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MacroHorizon@MacroHorizon·
@MatrixMysteries Zoning reform will never happen, because every person wants to say "not in my back yard" and as a result nothing ever gets done. Wonder why housing is so expensive? There's your answer.
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