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🔴🔵🟢🟠⚫ <OMB Full Set Curated Collection> By: @ohareyoufat @MuseeLouvre Wen bid GG//

@trader1sz @saurbhmishrra Are you up for a task mate?

Who is good at automating stuff? I want a strategy of mine automated Must have previous track record of automating strategies Is there a site or something I can use to get someone to automate a strategy for me?

Running parasite

@realizingerin @bitcoin_bugle @rodpalmerhodl @rodarmor @predyx_markets Ikr, he botted it Used his gay af NPCs to vote in swarms Also took virginity of my bitcoin chain by his spam creation I hate him GG (your draft V1)

@bitcoin_bugle @rodpalmerhodl @rodarmor @predyx_markets Now it’s time for me to crash out

JUST IN: Casey @Rodarmor is your 2026 @predyx_markets Maxi Madness Champion 🏆

@rodarmor Seppuku

沉睡的巨龙已经苏醒了……中国，我需要你们的帮助！请为Erin和Casey投票，为比特币带来荣耀。

@whitterss @realizingerin This had a 1% impact on the scores! Let's go team Erin 💪 gg

@hellmoneypod Erin for the W GG 🫡

WE ARE LIVE. JOIN US FOR THE FINAL ROUND OF MAXI MADNESS. x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

The final round! Erin must be defeated. A vote for the foid is a vote for anarchy.

@rodarmor Sorry Casey Erin for the W GG 🫡

Nothing will ever beat the egotistical audacity of Bitcoin maxis

After all this time? Always.

@bitcoin_bugle @rodarmor @realizingerin Sorry Casey GG

The 2026 #MaxiMadness🏀 Championship 🏆 Casey Rodarmor (@rodarmor) vs Erin Redwing (@realizingerin)

Join us as we stare down omb blue eyes, block 78, and rare sats twitter.com/i/spaces/1wGWj…

This is why we want to put a miner in every home. Our mission is unchanged since day one.

@bitcoin_bugle @coinjoined @realizingerin GG

#6 Chris Seedor (@coinjoined) vs #15 Erin Redwing (@realizingerin)

🚨 IT’S GO TIME 🚨 #MaxiMadness🏀 Sweet 16 🧵 — Vote for who YOU want to move on to the Elite 8 in the polls below 👇

@pawellwitt @Satflow GG

GM 🟧📈 Ordinals marketplaces UPDATE: Normally when an industry is struggling and companies try to convince customers to use their product, they lower fees or even eliminate them altogether, but I guess it works differently in Ordinals eco 😂 🔶 For example, @Satflow had no fees for a while, but as soon as Magic Eden shut down, they immediately introduced platform fees. But that’s not all, their fee is supposed to be 1.5% but if you look closely it turns out that it’s not accurate because they set a minimum fee of 0.00001 BTC (~$0.70) per transaction. This means that if you want to buy a bitmap for 0.00007 BTC (~$5) @Satflow is going to add, not 1.5% fee, but close to 15% fee (~$0.70)🚨 ⚠️ 1.5% fee on @Satflow doesn’t kick in until listing price hits ~0.00067 BTC (~$47) 🔶 In comparison, @ordinalswallet adds 2.7% fee but they have no minimum, which means that for the same $5 bitmap purchase they would add only $0.14 in platform fees. 🔶 Currently only @unisat_wallet marketplace has no fees, as they recently launched a promo that will run until May 31 👀 However, new player in the game @ARKAiDio has just announced that there will be 0% fees on their upcoming marketplace too ❗️ And it looks like it will be possible for creators to add Royalties ‼️ 🚀 It’s being launched by a very strong team of Ordinals OGs with proven track record👇 🔸 @Decentralizd 🔸 @hedrin00 🔸 @Hillshills 🔸 @proteanx_ and will definitely makes some noise when it goes live! Can’t wait to try it out! 🔥

Find myself spending less and less time here. Crypto content has basically gone to 0. Most crypto accounts have switched to normieslop or techslop or claude-written articles that are 700 words of empty nothingness about something random. Barely ever see my friends’ posts because of all the constant algo changes, and there’s always some random person in my replies asking if a screenshot of a trade setup is an undisclosed shill 💀 Overall just an utterly terrible user experience. This place was awesome 6 months ago (and even last month wasn’t too bad), but the last few weeks on here have been almost unusable

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We went from “not your keys, not your crypto” to agents running around with private keys in plain text trying to pay for services.

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