Dom O'Connell

They got rattled by a van with a big screen saying, “Immigration Makes Britain Brilliant,” featuring the faces of people like Mo Farah and Dua Lipa.

Edward Howe is a pathological liar.

THAT GABI ASSIST 😮‍💨

@InvertTheWing Pooooor Connner Gallaccchheerrrr

The entire club is a social experiment.

@AndyNaylorBHAFC Straight to voicemail

Brighton head coach Fabian Hurzeler has contacted Mikel Arteta to clarify his criticism of Arsenal. #BHAFC nytimes.com/athletic/71147…

@SPFLWatch @FootballCliches

BBC ALBA BROUGHT BACK THE FOOTBALL ITALIA MUSIC

@FPLGOAT7 Haha troll

A perfect time to go for Salah instead of Haaland ✅ 1. Haaland dealing with a dip in form 2. Salah with relatively better fixtures 3. Haaland with a BGW31 and plays two tricky defences after that 4. Salah gaining some form and could be a perfect punt chasing rank

Where's the cue ball going

@Ankaman616 @JayMotty Like a veteran rapper

That Mainoo performance btw... He might not appear in many highlight packages, but he was constantly there connecting passages of play.

@Nixzy_1 @Rory_Talks_Ball 12 teams are eliminated after 8 games

@Rory_Talks_Ball I like the new format but it feels like I am in the minority. Only slight issue I have is only 5 teams being eliminated after 8 games

The nostalgia about the old UCL format group stage is crazy Half the groups would be finished by the 4th game Even finishing 3rd wasn’t the end of the world because you’d drop into Europa You’d maybe get 1 group of death that would be entertaining

@Rory_Talks_Ball It's just moving the horizontal line for which offisde is assessed slightly further back. Pointless.

Very obvious that it would make the game more defensive, more stale

@samsportscorner @JacobsBen Nothing gets past you eh mate

@JacobsBen City wanting him to stay for this match🤣

Antoine Semenyo starts against Arsenal as expected. Agreement in principle in place between Manchester City and Bournemouth, but part of negotiations has also been about when exactly to release the Ghana international.🍒

@FPLMeerkat Oh goodness £0.6m - however will you survive

If I don't wildcard tonight I will lose £0.6m in value It's in the next few hours or not at all

@FPLTommyGun Can't even get the kick off time right

Arsenal Lineup Prediction 🧱 Gabriel and Timber return ✨ Eze alongside Ødegaard 💥 Gyökeres hunting for goals 🔴⚪️ Incredible options on the bench!

Maybe the funniest thing iv ever seen in my life

@Ankaman616 Whilst of course applying loads of different textures and touches to the pint glass on the way

Take your empty glasses to the bar when you leave the pub. It's December. Let's have some decorum.

@ChampagneTerry @VijayCricketFan Must have spilled some ink on the page

Highest batting average after playing 100 Tests 58.95 - Smith 57.97 - Sachin 57.79 - Dravid 57.71 - Ponting 57.42 - Miandad 56.31 - Kallis 55.31 - Sangakkara 54.99 - Williamson 53.33 - Younis 52.78 - Richards Intrestingly out of all these players, only Sangakkara actually ended his career with a higher average (57.4) than what he had after 100 Tests. Can't see Kane or Smith pulling that off either, history says it's pretty tough to do.

@simiafc @HandofArsenal Lord Leandro wants a word lad x

@HandofArsenal 20 transfers later and Martinelli is still our starting LW 🥀

Andrea Berta had one mission this summer and that was to provide Arsenal with a squad ready to put on a serious assault on the Premier League title. There was a period where you doubted him and I told you to hold tight until the final bell. He changed our lives. Respect.

@louisgalman07 @FPLPriceChanges Afternoon

@FPLPriceChanges No way people are panic selling Semenyo

Anyone own Gabriel, Reijnders and Semenyo?

@cricketontnt Abomination

The time is now 🔥 📺 Coverage of the Ashes begins from 1.30am! 🏏