Erin Toops

Stuffed animal genocide. 2 trash bags so far. I'm a terrible person. #theshame #theyknow

Whistling/ singing to my favorite oldies songs...Zoey says "Mom can you shut it?"😳 Turns out she meant the trash can. #zuzusays #zoeyis3

@SarahGrafman @zackauthor Pineapple? Jogging? 😉

I like to keep leftovers in the fridge from before a business trip so I can gauge how long @justintoops is gone in moldy hamburger years...

@sarahtiren You will probably wanna skip the macarons, 😉but my main takeaway here was there's a Lauduree in DC! twitter.com/goingoutguide/…

“Can you believe the latest Trump thing?” has become the new “’sup.”

@sarahtiren @mrssmrvl Want

We still eat microwave popcorn. #oldschool #radiation

@jennydjames Dat bungalow doe 😍

Petals everywhere Even the gutters are pink Beauty raining down 🌸🌸🌸 #cherryblossoms #haiku

Window detritus Fallen pink cherry blossoms I see your beauty #haiku 🌸🌸🌸

@jennydjames I keep seeing women in red jackets walking wherever, and now I really want one. 😂❤

Zoey keeps calling Marnie "my little schmutz" 😂#zuzusays #yiddish #zoeyis3

@mrsdot @dre_k twitter.com/goingoutguide/…

@mrsremi @mrsdot aw sad twitter.com/goingoutguide/…

@sarahtiren 😂Makes total sense ☘️

"Mom, what is Green Patrick's day all about again?" #stuffmysonsays #walkeris6

Every Ides of March, I order a Caesar Salad and stab it repeatedly with a knife.

@SarahGrafman #pregoproblems 😞

@SarahGrafman If you write it, I will read it! 😂