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@lurd0999 Imagine a world where you have to stress about a PLANT MEDICINE showing up in your system. The lunatics are in charge of the asylum!

I SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY FOR ABOUT A YEAR NOW AND I'M GONNA GET DRUG TESTED EXACTLY ONE MONTH FROM TODAY DO I HAVE ENOUGH TIME 🕤???

@mhound5 Amen - the only problem with weed is running out!

Cannabis use can alter how you look at life. Make you a nicer person. That’s not psychosis.

@Kronykal So basically don’t use weed because it’s more important to spend your temporary existence working, and weed might make you realise how ridiculous it is to devote your temporary existence to chasing after things you can never keep

100%. Anyone under 25 shouldn’t touch it for the simple fact that if you become a habitual user you will stop progressing. In everything. No it’s not going to kill you. I know that. But it will sap your will to do anything to advance yourself as a person. The first 10 years after school are the most important in your career and you need to be motivated and busy if you want to be able to relax later on. Then you can smoke as much as you want.

@RestIsPolitics Is a tosser

Ed Balls

@AyoCaesar They should legalise weed and have MP’s getting stoned together be the norm instead. Maybe they’d stop bickering like toddlers and actually work together for the good of the country then.

Most people aren't allowed to drink at work. Fine if MPs want to protect a perk of their job or whatever, but it's not normal to get pissed when you're on the clock!

@FarmerOSRS 250 pets

Armadyl hilt 250 cap reached at 129,128 kc. What's next? #osrs #oldschoolrunescape #runescape

@AaronBastani Is this satire? I’m not putting my life at risk to stop a shop lifter. Not my problem. That’s why there’s a police force.

Your job as a middle aged, healthy man is to get involved. If I’m stabbed over chocolate covered coffee beans and lemon curd cupcakes, so be it.

@RealMatK £40 an hour 🤯 I work on a chicken farm for minimum wage 😭

Being at work £40 an hour Getting to work £20 a day Being recognised by a fan when out for your lunchtime walk.... priceless.

@ZiaYusufUK Left wing press 😂 you’re not serious?

Reformers, We are moving through hostile terrain. The left-wing press is spreading lies about us. The so-called right-wing press is doing the same, because it is an arm of the Tory party. Failed Tories are trying to infiltrate us and destroy our agenda from within. Hold the line. As a startup party, we have already made history and smashed the two-party system. We will not back down. We will defeat the uniparty and break the establishment that has failed and betrayed the British people. @Nigel_Farage will be our Prime Minister, supported by a majority of turquoise-blooded Reform MPs. A brighter future awaits Britain. 🇬🇧

@CPhilpOfficial You could do with a joint and then you might not be such a massive bell end

I heard about an event yesterday where thousands of people planned to smoke cannabis illegally in Hyde Park The organisers said the police wouldn’t do anything about it So I went along to find out what was happening I was shocked by what I found

@NOELY1982 Jealousy is a disease

Coventry can get to fuck sky making out they're top fans nowhere to be seen 2 years ago Take your enemy song and do one

@420matt9191 Both

Fellow stoners.... Smoke then eat or eat then smoke

@DailyMail Four drunks start a fight, four stoners start a band.

Long-term cannabis use 'changes brain structure and leaves users demotivated, unable to make decisions and struggling to deal with complex tasks' trib.al/TVbCUPY

@owenjonesjourno @helloKi30596224 Say what you want about Starmer but at least he had the bottle to stand up to Trump over Iran. It’s about time we stopped being Americas poodle.

@helloKi30596224 Have you seen Starmer’s ratings? How out of touch do you have to be with reality to believe that criticising Sterner damages someone’s credibility?

Lewis Goodall is toughing it out but it must hurt to have blown all his credibility with his hit job on the UK Prime Minister. Especially considering the UK would probably be at war if it wasn't for Starmer.

@afneil I think he’s talking about the present. You want to try it you dinosaur

Polanski is a know-nothing blowhard. The only Jewish person to lead a political party — bar, that is, Benjamin Disraeli, Ed Miliband, Michael Howard, Jimmy Goldsmith and Herbert Samuel. He is clearly ignorant of the country’s history. And much more besides.

@joshpearson180 Were you paid to say that

These points are very, very good Big fan!

@KongrawDarts Sheep will be sheep 🐑

@Mandrue As someone who only learns by throwing myself in there and failing a bunch of times, blorva and radiant took me a *lot* of attempts. I play a main, so sourcing the orbs/contracts was no problem. If I played an iron I wouldn’t even attempt them.

Thoughts on allowing irons to pay 1,000,000 gp for awakened boss and Yama contract attempts? @OldSchoolRS My thought here is that aspirational content should NOT be limited by attempts, and I absolutely hate how awakened bosses were handled & Yama contracts were handled. I will never give up on something like the inferno, or colosseum, but locking attempts behind 2 grinds that I frankly do not enjoy has been very off putting to me. Now I know.... "you chose to be an ironman", and I did, but ironman or not I do not think that this content was implemented well, and I find it to be stupid that if I try and fail I will have to spend dozens of hours farming content that I do not enjoy and that does not make me better at the game. Get good, I know. I can hear the comments now, but as an iron who does not drop dupes and does not have a geared main; I have 16 inferno kc, 11 colo kc, and have never attempted awakened bosses. These stupid orbs have completely deterred me ever even attempting to go for grandmaster cas Alright, go ahead; roast me Twitter

@PrideslayerMMA A lobotomy

OSRS players - what would it take for you to log in to RS3 and try it? let me know 👇

@Zero_4 I heard the wig was actually the MP and Michael Fabricant was just the vessel to carry it around.

For years on end there was a Tory MP who wore an utterly ridiculous wig every time he attended parliament but look at this woman wearing relatively smart, contemporary clothing yeah