Mechanical Hound

Adding tobacco to your weed to make it go further is like adding dogshit to your bolognese sauce.

@bennyjohnson What a pair of fruitcakes

JD Vance Tells Me That UFOs are DEMONS: “I Think They’re DEMONS” 🛸 “I don’t think they’re aliens. There are weird things out there that are very difficult to explain.” The Vice President tells me he’s going to AREA 51 with his Top Secret Security Clearance to FIND OUT. “I think that celestial beings who fly around to do weird things to people. I think that the desire to describe everything celestial, as otherworldly, to describe it as aliens…” “When I hear about extra natural phenomenon, that's where I go to: The Christian understanding that there's a lot of good out there, but there's also evil out there. I think that one of the devil's great tricks is to convince people he never existed.” JD Vance tells me he’s “obsessed” with UFOs and he WILL BE Investigating Area 51 and New Mexico and Hangar 18 in Ohio. Vance promises UFO Disclosure.

@InvisibleJim1 @DebiEvansMatron It wasn't directed at you

@mhound5 @DebiEvansMatron Bingo caller & drug worker. You’ll have to explain what you mean by conservative grifters .

To anyone who still thinks the #NHS is a U.K. national treasure. Take it from many of us old school British trained Doctors and Nurses it’s certainly NOT. In fact what it has become imo is dangerous. Totally unrecognisable from when I trained. Patient safety gone. The term ‘nursing’ is disappearing to be replaced with ‘care’ and ‘carers’ 🤔😏😥 What I, as an old school nurse is observing & hearing from other’s is a TICK box ✅ industry and a grossly UNDERskilled and often UNDERqualified workforce attempting complex and life changing procedures. Basic nursing care appears to have vanished 😥 DO YOU KNOW WHO IS LOOKING AFTER YOU OR YOUR LOVED ONES IN NHS OR CARE SECTOR, what they’re trained in? Where they’ve trained! 🤔🤷‍♀️ Ask the question

@overhubbed @phanpypampy @ContraPoints You're really killing it today.

@mhound5 @phanpypampy @ContraPoints Stick that jawn up your ass, as we say in Philly

I apologize to the reefer addict community. You’re not like other junkies, I get that now. You just need natural plant-based spirit medicine to kill your ego, namaste. Wait are you on drugs right now? Yeah it’s really obvious, everyone can tell. What the hell

@phanpypampy @overhubbed @ContraPoints "I'm alright Jack." as we say in England.

@overhubbed @mhound5 @ContraPoints lol, honestly, good job (fellow THC enjoyer who hates potheads.)

@overhubbed @ContraPoints Good one, lol.

@mhound5 @ContraPoints Sure thing, Nigel.

Up next a superb early 90's mix from one of the best to ever do it, 33 years ago: The great Andrew Weatherall (RIP) @ Pimp, Picassos, Wolverhampton 26.02.93 Gorgeous blend of acid, house and techno, this is the man on superb form at a seminal venue. Tracklist in comments. Reminder that all mixes uploaded here today go on my Kofi for download tonight. 👇🔥👇

@overhubbed @ContraPoints I was showing concern for your underlying mental illness. Sorry if I have offended you.

@mhound5 @ContraPoints Lmao someone says they dislike cannabis culture and your takeaway is "they must hate everything" Exhibit A, ladies and gentlemen

@overhubbed @ContraPoints Well at least there's something in life you like so that's a start.

@mhound5 @ContraPoints I prefer yogurt

@overhubbed @ContraPoints Try yoga

@mhound5 @ContraPoints Yes. You got me. I am married to convicted rapist Danny Masterson. I am so lonely between our few allowed conjugal visits that I pass the time by rage-baiting chronically stoned Brits on X The Everything App. Please forgive me for any distress this has caused you.

@overhubbed @ContraPoints Is that your husband?

@mhound5 @ContraPoints "these things I said aren't really things I said. Aren't we all just, like, constructs anyway? Mum, I need some help with rent again"

@overhubbed @ContraPoints It's an English expression.

@mhound5 @ContraPoints We get it; you hate women. I'm sorry your sweat-stained skunk lair is so unappealing. While I appreciate the offer of UK citizenship, I'm unfortunately already married 💔

@overhubbed @ContraPoints It's just a Twitter account. This profile isn't really me. Imagine that.

@mhound5 @ContraPoints Lmao you're so fucking mad for no reason. So sorry you've made a psychoactive plant your entire personality. Fucking dork ass loser

@overhubbed @ContraPoints Bit rich

@mhound5 @ContraPoints Joke's on you; I'm not wearing pants. Fucking weirdo

@overhubbed @ContraPoints You are a cunt

@mhound5 @ContraPoints YOU are cannabis culture. I hate YOU, specifically. Go die mad about it.

@overhubbed @ContraPoints Don't shit your pants.

@mhound5 @ContraPoints Your pfp is a wizard holding a blunt. Shut your whole entire disingenuous ass up. You are interrupting my New Game+ Witcher 3 playthrough and also my mac and cheese and banana cream pie dinner prep. Piss. Off.

@overhubbed @ContraPoints I really don't. Please explain.

@mhound5 @ContraPoints Bud if you don't know what cannabis culture is what are you even DOING here? Fucking sea lion. You know exactly what cannabis culture is. Go away, Gandalf the Green.

@overhubbed @ContraPoints What even is cannabis culture? And what is it about it that you hate?

@mhound5 @ContraPoints Cheech, you don't need to love cannabis culture to be a cannabis user. That's the point. Go holler somewhere else, hit dog.

@overhubbed @ContraPoints Yeah I'm really convinced.

@mhound5 @ContraPoints Also "ungrateful" my ass I've been a legalization advocate for 25 fucking years and you aren't even IN this country. Piss all the way the fuck off. Sorry not sorry I struck a nerve ya boring stoner

@overhubbed @ContraPoints You appreciate the weed store so much you went on Twitter to slag off fellow cannabis users. You sound great.

@mhound5 @ContraPoints You should probably go smoke some more weed about your illiteracy. I've heard it cures everything.

@overhubbed @ContraPoints You probably don't even realise you're being ungrateful what with your underlying mental health problems and all that. Being triggered by a hat, that's a new one on me though.

@mhound5 @ContraPoints I already told you I don't want your fucking coyote fur bobble beanie not now not ever give me my gummies and leave me alone