Emily H

The fastest way to know if someone has insufferable main character syndrome is when they value anecdotal experience over cold hard facts

@KeruboSk Weve never truly been employed consistently so work cant eat us alive

Why do millennials age like they found a glitch in the system? They’ll say they’re pushing 40 and still look like they just graduated yesterday. What's the secret?

I hope we never lose this art form to AI

@DriftProtocol I dont think that means what you think it means

To emphasize for full clarity, all multi-sig signers are cold wallets.

@tayvano_ @jamesrichardfry They didnt even have to do all that is the crazy part

I beg everyone in crypto to read this in full. I expected this to be another case of social engineering, likely some recruiter/job offer shit. I was very wrong. And the depth of the operation and personas makes me think they already have multiple other teams on lock. 😳

@Bfaviero Lets get it

Coming back to SF for April! Who’s around? Looking to catch up with crypto, AI, and defense friends old and new

@malikules @enfinleve @vml_global @labgrownleather We got t-rex leather and that was the best design they could think of?

🚨BREAKING: World’s first T-Rex leather product created using reconstructed dinosaur collagen the team used fossilized T.rex collagen sequences to reconstruct a complete collagen blueprint with advanced computational biology and AI modelling. fully synthetic DNA construct was inserted into a carrier cell line. they cultivated these engineered cells using lab-grown leather’s proprietary Advanced Tissue Engineering Platform (ATEP™) and integrated into its Elemental-X™ product stream. their scaffold-free approach allows the cells to create their own natural structure, resulting in a material that is structurally identical to traditional leather. the T-Rex Leather™ was entrusted to Enfin Levé, who transformed the biomaterial into a luxury handbag. the piece is currently presented in Art Zoo Museum in Amsterdam

@Bonecondor No thats reasonable

I know this is dramatic, and maybe even parasocial, but I consider everyone I’m mutuals with to be friends, if not friend-shaped or friendly. When you break mutuals with me, I literally take that as “I do not want to be friends anymore”

@GBNT1952 The entire educated liberal population of america has been brain rotted to believe theyve got the moral highground through manufactured consent bc the quds force hasnt told them what to believe yet -neo liberal wine mom in california

Remember when the Biden Admin tried to save a little face after the Abbey Gate failure and bombed a vehicle with 10 civilians in it? 7 of them were children. Not a single one of these “war crime” screeching rejects today said a damn thing about it then. What a joke our society has become.

I was on a podcast recently and someone asked my credentials and my intrusive thoughts said “top 1% creator on OF” and apparently that is not a funny joke when youre talking about crypto policy

@Romy_Holland Being poor is not fixed like that they will still be poor but with less kidneys

we should definitely let people sell their kidneys! the only case against this that I've heard is "but poor people will then sell their kidneys" but this sounds like a case *for* kidney selling imo. it would be great if poor people could sell their kidneys and then be less poor.

United is about to meet polyamory and nobody is going to like it

claude confirm all my pre existing cognitive biases and amplify them by sycophantically agreeing with all my ideas. make no mistakes.

Being an adult is realizing orange is the best starburst flavor

My son, Saxon, a 20 year old man, just ordered milk at a restaurant. Every woman in a 6 mile radius got the ick. Based.

I got invited to play trivia last night and we needed a team name and my suggestion was “barbie and ken jennings” and nobody got it Anyways we lost

@AladinKumar1 @TheMattBeebe @Austen Logs, dont forget logs

@TheMattBeebe @Austen I’m curious what exactly compliant infra entails other than making sure the “turn on encryption button” in AWS is in fact pressed lol

Thinking of this exchange today

@jbondwagon Wagmi

Devin Finzer cited unfavorable market conditions as the reason for the delay of $SEA yet flaunted this kind of lifestyle in the Vanity Fair article titled “Crypto’s True Believers Demand to Be Taken Seriously” that released on the same day We are not a serious industry 😭

@mikekatz29 @punk6529 And its open for comment

The SEC just released the most important piece of U.S. crypto regulatory guidance ever produced. 68 pages. 148 footnotes. A 5-category token taxonomy. Safe harbors for staking, mining, wrapping, and airdrops. And a separation doctrine that changes how every token deal gets structured. Initial takeaways in this thread. Full analysis in my article below.

The ides of march was yesterday and im realizing i dont have a pre-teens chance on epstein island for 2026

@SomeLatinWord The lack of accuracy in the costumes would consume my rage

One time when I was in London i matched with an Indian woman on Hinge, in the course of texting she herself suggested we should check out the winter markets, we made a plan to meet at a specific spot, i confirmed one night before. I dress up, go from Islington to South Bank