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Emily H

@emilyluvscrypto

high functioning chaos agent described as someone with good documentation practices😡🐬💩

가입일 Temmuz 2021
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Emily H
Emily H@emilyluvscrypto·
The fastest way to know if someone has insufferable main character syndrome is when they value anecdotal experience over cold hard facts
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Emily H@emilyluvscrypto·
@KeruboSk Weve never truly been employed consistently so work cant eat us alive
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Sophia ❣️
Sophia ❣️@KeruboSk·
Why do millennials age like they found a glitch in the system? They’ll say they’re pushing 40 and still look like they just graduated yesterday. What's the secret?
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Emily H
Emily H@emilyluvscrypto·
I hope we never lose this art form to AI
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Drift
Drift@DriftProtocol·
To emphasize for full clarity, all multi-sig signers are cold wallets.
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Tay 💖
Tay 💖@tayvano_·
I beg everyone in crypto to read this in full. I expected this to be another case of social engineering, likely some recruiter/job offer shit. I was very wrong. And the depth of the operation and personas makes me think they already have multiple other teams on lock. 😳
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Bruno Faviero
Bruno Faviero@Bfaviero·
Coming back to SF for April! Who’s around? Looking to catch up with crypto, AI, and defense friends old and new
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Malika 🧬
Malika 🧬@malikules·
🚨BREAKING: World’s first T-Rex leather product created using reconstructed dinosaur collagen the team used fossilized T.rex collagen sequences to reconstruct a complete collagen blueprint with advanced computational biology and AI modelling. fully synthetic DNA construct was inserted into a carrier cell line. they cultivated these engineered cells using lab-grown leather’s proprietary Advanced Tissue Engineering Platform (ATEP™) and integrated into its Elemental-X™ product stream. their scaffold-free approach allows the cells to create their own natural structure, resulting in a material that is structurally identical to traditional leather. the T-Rex Leather™ was entrusted to Enfin Levé, who transformed the biomaterial into a luxury handbag. the piece is currently presented in Art Zoo Museum in Amsterdam
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Chairman Birb Bernanke
Chairman Birb Bernanke@Bonecondor·
I know this is dramatic, and maybe even parasocial, but I consider everyone I’m mutuals with to be friends, if not friend-shaped or friendly. When you break mutuals with me, I literally take that as “I do not want to be friends anymore”
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Emily H
Emily H@emilyluvscrypto·
@GBNT1952 The entire educated liberal population of america has been brain rotted to believe theyve got the moral highground through manufactured consent bc the quds force hasnt told them what to believe yet -neo liberal wine mom in california
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Green Beret Nap Time
Remember when the Biden Admin tried to save a little face after the Abbey Gate failure and bombed a vehicle with 10 civilians in it? 7 of them were children. Not a single one of these “war crime” screeching rejects today said a damn thing about it then. What a joke our society has become.
Green Beret Nap Time@GBNT1952

I find it hilarious when people claim the US or Israel is “committing war crimes” by attacking the terrorists that quite literally commit war crimes every single day.

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Emily H
Emily H@emilyluvscrypto·
I was on a podcast recently and someone asked my credentials and my intrusive thoughts said “top 1% creator on OF” and apparently that is not a funny joke when youre talking about crypto policy
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Emily H
Emily H@emilyluvscrypto·
@Romy_Holland Being poor is not fixed like that they will still be poor but with less kidneys
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factorydoge
factorydoge@factorydoge69·
claude confirm all my pre existing cognitive biases and amplify them by sycophantically agreeing with all my ideas. make no mistakes.
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Emily H
Emily H@emilyluvscrypto·
Being an adult is realizing orange is the best starburst flavor
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Emily H@emilyluvscrypto·
My son, Saxon, a 20 year old man, just ordered milk at a restaurant. Every woman in a 6 mile radius got the ick. Based.
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Emily H
Emily H@emilyluvscrypto·
I got invited to play trivia last night and we needed a team name and my suggestion was “barbie and ken jennings” and nobody got it Anyways we lost
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Aladdin Kumar
Aladdin Kumar@AladinKumar1·
@TheMattBeebe @Austen I’m curious what exactly compliant infra entails other than making sure the “turn on encryption button” in AWS is in fact pressed lol
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Austen Allred
Austen Allred@Austen·
Thinking of this exchange today
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JBond
JBond@jbondwagon·
Devin Finzer cited unfavorable market conditions as the reason for the delay of $SEA yet flaunted this kind of lifestyle in the Vanity Fair article titled “Crypto’s True Believers Demand to Be Taken Seriously” that released on the same day We are not a serious industry 😭
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Mike Katz
Mike Katz@mikekatz29·
The SEC just released the most important piece of U.S. crypto regulatory guidance ever produced. 68 pages. 148 footnotes. A 5-category token taxonomy. Safe harbors for staking, mining, wrapping, and airdrops. And a separation doctrine that changes how every token deal gets structured. Initial takeaways in this thread. Full analysis in my article below.
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Emily H
Emily H@emilyluvscrypto·
The ides of march was yesterday and im realizing i dont have a pre-teens chance on epstein island for 2026
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Emily H@emilyluvscrypto·
@SomeLatinWord The lack of accuracy in the costumes would consume my rage
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Become Unsearchable 🏳️‍🌈
One time when I was in London i matched with an Indian woman on Hinge, in the course of texting she herself suggested we should check out the winter markets, we made a plan to meet at a specific spot, i confirmed one night before. I dress up, go from Islington to South Bank
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