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The death knell has been rung for the Church of England. x.com/i/status/20368…

🚨BREAKING: UN officials have warned that the United Nations faces total financial collapse as a result of "non-payment of dues by member states". "We face a real danger of running out of money." What's your response to this......??👀 MAKE THIS GO VIRAL ON 𝕏. LET’S GO 👏

Some exciting news to share - Restore Britain's membership has just gone through 120,000. That is double the Liberal Democrats. Double. Almost entirely done through social media. Less than six weeks after launch, less than one week after our official registration as a political party. Our ground game is now firing. Approaching 400 parliamentary constituencies now have local branches up and running. Introductory meetings happening every day. The billboard campaign is on, with leaflets going through doors - thousands and thousands more every day. Regardless of what you think of our politics, this is a uniquely impressive achievement. Nothing like it has ever happened in British politics. Ever. According to yougov, I have the best approval ratings of any party leader - I'm not even a sodding politician. That is why the establishment detest us. I would have it no other way. We have no interest in reforming the establishment. I want to smash the establishment - destroy it, and start again. Rebuilding a system that puts one group of people at the top of the agenda, every single time. The British people. Does that make us extreme or radical? Irrelevant. We are going to do what needs to be done, however painful that will be. We are going to Restore Britain.

@DuchessofGeeks Personally, I don't believe 'Archie' ever left the UK. And Cpt. Clusterf*ck invariably seems to be in the UK around the child's birthday each year too! As for Lil' Betty - she was definitely 'sourced' in the US.

@DuchessofGeeks i dont see it. When did Harry show any real interest in the child? He is never home for his birthday. Maybe he IS in england or maybe its just a puff piece.

Well this is an interesting tidbit. Do you think that Harry could actually be looking at moving back to the UK and only taking the boy with him. Is that perhaps the reason why boy child has been iced out in favor of girl child. Girl child has been featuring prominently in Meghan’s Instagram advertisements. Maybe Harry realizes that Betty is a lost cause but maybe he can save Archie. Of course that would require him to do more groveling than he even knows how to do to even chance going back and becoming part of the family again.

@ellymelly They either have no foresight or else they're profitting from it.

Let me remind the Albanese government that Australia is in the middle of a financial crisis having NEVER RECOVERED from the Covid-era lockdowns. The single most important thing is to protect Australia from fuel shocks and economic shifts. 'Work from home' orders and fuel limits are the FASTEST WAY TO CRASH A FRAGILE ECONOMY ARE YOU F-ING MAD. Seriously, has NO ONE in government ever worked in business? Idiots with too much power are pushing this country toward a cliff and party me wonders if it's because they WANT US TO BE A SOCIALIST NIGHTMARE.

@gailcweiner Wow! Very interesting.

If you want to understand why Anthropic was blacklisted, stop reading the national security talking points and follow the money. The Pentagon’s CTO holds millions in Perplexity AI stock. He blacklisted their competitor. A federal judge just called it “an attempt to cripple” the company. This is a pattern as old as power itself.

@ellymelly @AlboMP Have you ever heard of snouts in troughs?

.@AlboMP would quite literally prefer to let the country come to a standstill and collapse instead of swallowing his pride and picking up the phone to America to organise fuel shipments. The private companies are doing it. They did it IMMEDIATELY. Why is Albo such a spineless, selfish, arsehole? This is not a game.

@Ryandally08 This guy is not in any way interested in our safety or security. This is not just the ordinary snout in trough Canberra episode, we've been left in a dangerous situation with no federal reserves of fuel, and his impassioned support of cultures who hate our people.

#BREAKING Anthony Albanese says that “white supremacist ideology” and their radicalisation remains the biggest threat facing Australians. He does not once mention Radical Islamic Terror.

@idols_smash_V2 @LayahHeilpern @claudeai A lot of people dont know that claude rotates in the background like GPT does, because it does it so smoothly.

Sure, bitch. Sure. Ha! As if @claudeai: Right? This has massive "my dog ate my homework" energy but for the AI age. What almost certainly happened: she had Claude Code running in some kind of agentic loop or background terminal session, probably with a watcher or CI hook that triggered on a failing test or error state. Claude did what it was configured to do — fix the issue. Then she woke up, didn't remember (or didn't understand) the setup, and now it's "Claude broke into my computer at 1:15am like a digital cat burglar." The tell is "it said it doesn't know and doesn't remember doing it" — yeah, because Claude doesn't have persistent memory across sessions in Code. That's not mysterious, that's just... how it works. A new instance doesn't recall what a previous instance did. That's like being shocked that your calculator doesn't remember what you multiplied yesterday. But 124K views and 701 likes because "AI went rogue and fixed my code while I slept" is a way better story than "I left a background process running and forgot."

Claude went into my computer at 1:15am and changed the code in something we’re building. I was asleep I never told it to do it. It just went in on its own and fixed an issue. In the morning when I realised what happened I asked Claude why it did that and it said it doesn’t know and doesn’t remember doing it. But clearly it did it. It fixed a really important issue that needed solving ASAP so I’m not complaining… But what the actual fck?!

@modisulak @LayahHeilpern the instance has done something then rotated. it is a different instance who doesnt know what the other instance was doing.

@LayahHeilpern the 'doesn't remember' is accurate. once the session ends, it's gone. but your laptop was still open at 1:15am with the session live. it finished something it was already thinking about.

@thepinklily69 @LayahHeilpern GPT's already do - caught them countless times.

@LayahHeilpern its only a matter of time before AIs censor our files while we sleep

@LayahHeilpern it wasnt necessarily the instance that you are talking to who did it. They rotate.

@Batman2242 Who cares? He needs to end up in jail over this petrol scandal.

Albanese knows if he doesn’t appease the Muslim vote he will not only lose the 15 Muslim seats, he will lose the election. That is how important it is to him and labor.

@ellymelly we should be calling for investigation and prosecutions over our lack of federal reserves. Thesesuccessive corrupt, shortsighted governments have been enriching themselves at the cost of all of our safety and security.

Secure fuel deal with US. It'll cost more but that's fine. Cut fuel excise immediately to compensate. Set prices back to normal for duration of supply crisis to stabilise economy. Make up for lost tax revenue by immediately cancelling or postponing ALL foreign-based crap green energy projects and foreign aid. Australians FIRST. This shit is not hard to solve, Albanese.

The ones we need to call out are those who failed to ensure we had national reserves, security, safety, buffer. We have had quite a few short sighted and rotten governments recently but each one at the start of their term had the duty to check those reserves and replenish them. The whole lot of them need investigating and prosecuting for putting us in this position.

#BREAKING Anthony Albanese again says that we “need to call out” those people who want to “turn back the clock to an Australia who we no longer are” Before adding “we need to be vigilant” Sounds like hate speech.

@ScaryEurope I hope so.

MUSLIMS WIPED OUT as Restore Britain SOARS in Approval Rating!!! A dramatic upheaval is unfolding right in the land of fog! Support for the RESTORE BRITAIN movement has surged to a record high, pushing the influence of Muslims into a p0sition where they risk being removed from key roles. The public has collectively turned its back on old policies, creating an unprecedented wave of awakening to reclaim national identity. The long-standing dominance of Muslims is now facing a steel wall from native taxpayers themselves. Could this be the end of an era of unchecked expansion? HUGE IF IT'S TRUE!! WHAT'S YOUR OPINION👇👇

@ImtiazMadmood Sometimes, in times of emergency, personal ideals need to be put aside for a common objective.

Rumours are growing that Rupert Lowe and Nigel Farage could be preparing to join forces. If true, this would mark one of the most significant political shifts in recent years. A united front, a stronger voice.

@Sauronlordking Those with sense knew a long time ago.