Formerly William

@returningfromt2 DM and thank you for the history on that house. 🤗

Another account hacked. 🙄

@ElvenCacak 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

@FormerlyWill This is the same model Michael Jackson wore on his moon walk. An alarm goes off if your dance partner is over 14.

Watch. #IfYouKnowYouKnow

I’ll be honest, I thought he was going to tie a load of balloons to his house

La vuelta de Ayrton Senna en Mónaco 1990 en 4K. Considerada la mejor vuelta del circuito por su perfección; el auto tenía una caja manual, lo que lo obligaba a soltar 3.000 mil veces aproximadamente el volante durante toda la carrera, en un auto que parecía un potro sin domar.

@FYPM1989 @The_Ouroboros__ @Avabelly__ Thank you.

@FormerlyWill @The_Ouroboros__ @Avabelly__ Pat on the back for you money bags.

Dear Gordon Ramsay Last night three of us came to your Lucky Cat restaurant in London and I have to say we had a brilliant time. The vibe was on point, the food was genuinely superb and the views over the city were even better. Here’s the thing though. There were three of us and we shared everything between us, so I will admit I had a little moment when the bill landed. Especially as you had already kindly added fifteen percent for service. So in the interest of fairness I have made an executive decision. I have taken the lucky cat that was sitting on our table home with me. Call it compensation. Call it a souvenir. I am calling it even. It is now sitting proudly on my shelf bringing me all the luck you charged me for. No hard feelings Gordon. Same time next year?

@The_Ouroboros__ @Avabelly__ The dearest was in Cambridge. The thing with that receipt is the drinks have bumped the bill up. The prices are (virtually always on the menu). I really don't see what the poster was moaning at.

@FormerlyWill @Avabelly__ It depends where you are but I couldn’t afford it. My son is a chef so I’m used to prices outside London.

I'm going to ask Lord Sugar to review @DenzelHuck's cooking with me. Unlike Denzel he has serious potential.

41 years old. Worth $500 million. Knighted. Joint-most championships in history. Most wins in history. Most poles in history. Most podiums in history. Transcends Formula 1. And still, this is what it means to win a race with Scuderia Ferrari.

@Z1Zico @DenzelHuck @CansAndBansV12 It's always the gingers. Any opportunity to punch down and they're there mate. Disgraceful behaviour.

@FormerlyWill @DenzelHuck @CansAndBansV12 He’s already on thin ice Willy don’t make things worse

Let’s have a game of what’s in the box

Pantomime racist Ryan Bridge here saving our women and kids by slapping this lady around the face like the real man he is Absolute cunt

@The_Ouroboros__ @Avabelly__ It's not even a lot of money for three people to spend on a meal. I'm sure we're managed to do over that twice in the last three months.

@Avabelly__ You’ve literally ripped this off word for word. This from Rick Gannon’s Facebook page :

@josephpoots @Garethbowz @YidFrank @smoosh2475 @SaintMarlin @GiordanoBennito 😂😂😂

@Garethbowz @FormerlyWill @YidFrank @smoosh2475 @SaintMarlin @GiordanoBennito thought you prefered an ewe

I've randomly had the first Kate Bush of the night. 👀 @yidfrank @smoosh2475 @SaintMarlin @GiordanoBennito @Garethbowz

@returningfromt2 @JoM121077 We were saying that we'll need to look into what the planning department there are like. Listed building consent success varies so much by each local authority.

@FormerlyWill @JoM121077 Last I heard it was vacant after being used by the council as offices. With it being listed you'll also need a thousand and one different boxes ticked at the Council.

Why are the good houses in the wrong villages? 😭 (I also don't know if that kitchen goes with the period of the house).

@AntRog65 😂😂😂

@FormerlyWill Someone in our work said somebody’s Parrot has flown into the window and died. I went to have a look at this ‘Parrot’ It was a Greenfinch 🤡

Donald Campbell? 🤷‍♂️

It must be feeding time. 🙄😂😂

Did you know that a private parking firm is taking the DVLA to the High Court? Or that one of the Managers of a Trade Association that oversees parking operators runs a software provider that allows parking operators access to the DVLA keeper database? And parking operators are using AI to reject parking ticket appeals based on templates and ChatGPT assisted appeals? If you think this "industry" is treating motorists fairly, I have some magic beans to sell you @AlexJJNorris #parkingcowboys

@returningfromt2 I’ve been informed by @JoM121077 (who reads things) that they are artists impressions. We're going for a viewing some time to see what it's like. Having been on the market for a year I'm guessing not good.

@FormerlyWill Looks ai generated