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@returningfromt2

Man Servant to Zeus Sarcastic and offensive People who drink Fosters are a danger to the public at large. [email protected]

Tarn Katılım Aralık 2020
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There are under aged drinkers in the pub. Someone's just told bar staff. Barstaff told him you used to drink here at 16. Sit down.
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@jayr1972 It was a shit show. Can't have usyk losing the title.
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@UltrasPodcast And he doesn't seem to waste the big shots. Usyk doesn't like that big right
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Ultra Technical@UltrasPodcast·
Wanna know the difference between Verhoven and Tyson fury? Look how compact Verhoven is He's actually not fighting tall enough for me but just look Chin down hands up at all times. Doesn't drop his hands , doesn't lean back chin in the air.
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@jayr1972 Unpredictable this big lad and has some proper power in that backhand.
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JayR1972@jayr1972·
Usyk looks awful. Also was he holding his nose?
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Nidgey@NidgeHattersSK·
Dad's just text me saying 2 nil Rico, I'm having a quick shower, is he right?
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smalls@smallpersonn·
I think my hotel is this way 🤔
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smalls@smallpersonn·
Current status: wandering around Oslo trying to find a 24 hour shop 🤔
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Nidgey@NidgeHattersSK·
I like Sheeraz. One of the only boxers we have who could truly reach an elite level.
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@Lordmiles That while you were having a cuppa at a bacha bazi party or two?
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Lord Miles@Lordmiles·
The Taliban told me stories from their battles. They would attach some PKM trigger to a piece of comically long string on the side of a mountain. Then when the Americans pass some kid would pull the trigger and run The Americans would spent $500k calling in air strikes, spend an hour bunkered down firing at the mountain. The next day the Taliban would come in and collect $300 worth of scrap metal from the airstrike and sell it for bread and the Americans would claim in their newspaper that they had zero casualties during an engagement with 20 Taliban that they “eliminated”.
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@Sam_Dumitriu It's a daft idea however it's also the first party that hasn't shit their britches and wanted to increase tax.
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Sam Dumitriu@Sam_Dumitriu·
Reform have proposed abolishing tax on overtime for every worker earning less than £75k. My take: 1. This appears to be an import of Trump’s extremely dumb (but clearly popular) ‘no tax on tips’ policy. 2. If your aim is to boost growth and incentivise work, this isn’t a good use of £5bn. It’s a luxury policy in all honesty: can they honestly say £5bn couldn’t go further elsewhere (either in tax cuts, infrastructure investment, or just improving public services)? 3. This will likely create lots of avoidance opportunities. 4. There will also be genuine cases of unfairness. What about workers with second jobs? 5. This is likely to create a massive cliff-edge problem where taking an extra hour of overtime or getting a raise leaves someone thousands of pounds worse off.
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Niall Clarke
Niall Clarke@nialljclarke·
Bloody bloody bloody found an ants nest in the house plant green house 😑 Lovely sunny morning spent poisoning them.
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@cholatera @WilloWispish I'm not very fond of the hordes of unskilled that are here. I'd quite happily send most of them back on the first flight.
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Chrissy E@cholatera·
@returningfromt2 @WilloWispish Only to leftists. It matters because it’s on top of the many millions already lured here and constant floods arriving all the time. How could anyone sane think, “oh just 5k more” ? Delusional.
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Bill Pish@WilloWispish·
I’m still hearing people on the right of the political spectrum saying “of course Britain has always needed immigration”. No it hasn’t, that’s a lefty trope that you have swallowed.
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Matthew Stadlen@MatthewStadlen·
Net migration down (48%) Immigration down (20%) Emigration down (6%) Asylum applications down (12%) Returns and deportations up (7%) Arrivals by small boat down (41%) - 1st Jan - 20th May Labour delivering
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Stephen Morgan MP@StephenMorganMP·
We want families to enjoy the things that make life worth living. That’s why the Chancellor has slashed VAT on summer attractions so that families can enjoy cheaper prices at…. 🎢 Theme parks, museums and soft play 🍿 Cinema and theatre tickets 🍽️ Children’s restaurant meals 🚌 Free bus travel across England for kids between the ages of 5 and 15
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@2LivesCid I turned up my headphones boyo.
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El Cid@2LivesCid·
@returningfromt2 Mention Gareth Edward’s and they’ll wank themselves to sleep
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I am on a cross country train that is that delayed I should miss my cross country train connection. But because my trains late my connection is late.
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@2LivesCid I'm surrounded by Welsh people and pissed up toffs. I need to vent. Enjoy it.
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@ZionWoofs Train your human better and make them take you to the beer garden.
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Zion 🐶🐾@ZionWoofs·
I HAD EARLY WALKIES COS ITS HOT! WOOFS FROM ZION 🐶🐾☀️
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