The Prognosticator

@selssauce Baseball players have always pulled the most. Not sure why exactly, but it is what it is. Even if you don't play, make friends with them, and you're life will be great!

my next door neighbors are college baseball players and the amount of girls that come in and out of their apartment is crazy 🤯

@TestoConsultant Ideal for me is 1200 to 1600. The medical community is either dumb or evil, but most likely both.

300 Testosterone is life on hard mode. 800+ Testosterone is life on easy mode.

@5ducks5 Texas is great because the people are great (or used to be). Not a good tourist destination though. California, Oregon, and Washington are better for visiting and seeing things.

翻訳機能でテキサス州が大好きになった知人が「テキサスを満喫したい！今年の夏は1週間テキサスに行く！テキサスを全部回れる？」と言ってきたのでこの画像を送って「赤枠がテキサス州だ」と伝えてから返事がない。テキサスの人は良い機会なので見どころを端的に教えてほしい。広すぎる。

@KILLTOPARTY If you are a natural Dom, sounds like heaven. If you aren't, sounds like hell.

Some men are drowning while others die of thirst

@zagrebbi The average SAT score is about 1030, so stop throwing out this garbage. Blacks average about 900 on the SAT.

For the first time: A graph of SAT scores by race with Jews separated out, along with Asian subgroups disaggregated! The within-group spread of East Asians is larger than the gap between Jews and gentile Whites.

@savvypleb Obviously, you don't live in the South. Skinny white girls are about as rare as honest politicians around here. On most days, you would have better lucky trying to capture a Leprechaun.

there has never been nor will there ever be a shortage of skinny white women. no man only dates asian women because they’re skinny and white women aren’t. something else is going on here

@3orovik TrUsT the Plan GuYs! 🤭

Trump is playing 4D chess - War ends -> oil drops - inflation collapses - Powell out -> Kevin Warsh cuts rates - Liquidity floods into the economy - Markets giga pump (including crypto) Right into midterms Republicans sweep. That’s the plan

@mrexits Seriously, how does the scale top out at 60 on this chart?

Absolute legend

@paya_paya_kun As an owner of many large gas guzzling vehicles, a huge house, acres of land, and an oversized office building in Texas, I would feel claustrophobic in most Japanese cities.

日本には土地がない。小さな家に住んで、小さな車に乗る。 通勤は満員電車。どこ行っても人だらけで、心が少しずつ削られていく… だから海外の友人よ、頼む。 でかい家を見せてくれ。 でかい車を見せてくれ。 広大な大地と綺麗な自然を見せてくれ。 俺たちの心を癒してくれ…！

@HydraRare I'm in. Where do I buy one?

they should invent whoop but for actually living and having fun it should track your nicotine + blood alcohol levels and then you could compare them with your friends on a leaderboard

@BRICSinfo Netanyahu is dead. Don't attribute any more quotes that he supposedly said...because he's dead.

JUST IN: 🇮🇱🇮🇷 Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu says Iran no longer poses a threat to Israel's existence.

@BradleyGrey_ I've been with too many women, and have sex multiple times a week. Most women are whores, if you know the right buttons to push.

The way you talk about women reveals exactly what you believe about yourself. These aren’t critiques of women. They’re confessions. "Women are whores!" = "Women don't sleep with me." "Women only care about money" = "I have nothing to offer but money." "Women only care about looks" = "I don't think I'm attractive" "Women always cheat" = "Women always cheat on me" "Women initiate most divorces" = "I'm the kind of guy a woman would want to divorce" None of this is who you are. It’s who you became when life didn’t go the way you wanted. The man underneath those beliefs is still there. Go find him.

@Gainesvillegur1 @mandyarthur @grok Many believe that you are retarded, and they are correct.

@mandyarthur @grok Many believe, as do I, that we are being protected by The Lord because we are protecting Israel. Many, many scriptures agree.

Hey @Grok, please list the top 5 countries the US sends aid to and the full all-time dollar amount. Directly next to that, list the number of times each has sent troops to fight alongside us in war. Simple list. Be very concise.

@nickimoraa One involved logic and analytics. One involves memorization. I've got a $5 flash drive that can store a lot, but it can't process much.

Why is that students who are smart in math and science are considered smarter than students who are smart in English and history?

@LibertyCappy Tell her that "my ex would not have gotten mad about this".

Any tips that actually work?

@DCinvestor The politicians are all playing for the same team, and take orders from the ones pulling the strings. The ones pulling the strings do not care if a politician has an R or a D next to their name, because they own both parties.

what’s the best, grand unified theory on why Republicans seem totally OK with losing the House and possibly the Senate in the 2026 midterms, getting their POTUS impeached, and probably losing the next presidential election in 2028?

@ettwalee You forgot to add in blacks, Indians, and Jews. Nobody likes them either.

Enfaite depuis que X est international on se rend vraiment compte que PERSONNE aime les arabes les muslims etc Ça me fais tlm rire j’adore mdrrrr

@realthoughtsfem For women, would you prefer muscular, cut, lean 6'-0" 180 pounds 9% body fat, or jacked 6'-0" 220 pounds 16% body fat?

If he's jacked, it's more the discipline than the body that's sexy. A jacked body is sexy though.

@Matt_Pinner Both Ayrton Senna and Michael Schumacher at a small private party after the F1 Adelaide in 1993. I wasn't a race fan, but just happened to be there.

Who’s the most famous person you’ve ever spoken to? Not “seen from far away” — actually talked to, even for a minute. A quick hello, a handshake, a normal conversation… and you still remember it. Who was it?

@midamgolfhq I was next to him on the range at Royal Oaks in Dallas early in his career (working with Randy Smith), and it was crazy how much speed he had.

Played behind Gary Woodland in college once. He waited for a 370 yard par 4 green to clear. He backed up the tee box with groups waiting. Everyone was annoyed until he proceeded to fly the green with his tee ball 🤯 Guy has another gear when it comes to speed