You're shit out of luck, kiddo.

@ClownWorld This is too accurate of what it's like hiring with the current generation being the work force. I fear it's going to get worse with gen alpha.

😭🤣🤣🤣

@Miggysbat Nope, that's incorrect. The Tigers and Wings are both on Detroit SportsNet. Both teams are own by the Ilitch.

So, until the Red Wings & Pistons leave FanDuel Sports, Detroit sports fans in the meantime are expected to pay for their regular TV provider, FanDuel for the Wings/Pistons, AND another additional $20/month for the Tigers? The over-complication is intentional. What a scam, man.

@ClarksonsFarm1 Intelligence

Manners…

@CollegeFBonX Their fans are as bright as a burnt out light bulb.

Congrats to the Ohio State Buckeyes on being voted the most hated college football team in the country! Why do you hate Ohio State?

@ClownWorld Home owners. Take care of your annoying animals.

It’s the homeowner’s fault

@sixthmanjake Yeah. Him and Diego Pavia

BREAKING: Bronny James has reportedly grown “tremendous length” over the last year, now standing at 6’7” , much closer to his father (6’8”) James was previously listed at 6’3 before the season started. Will this growth spurt affect his NBA minutes?

@Blxrc1 @Hoopss Never use the word "aura" again. You sound like a gay retard

@Hoopss This is cringe asf, why wouldn’t they use someone with more aura like Curry

BREAKING: After shattering every major NBA record, the league is reportedly considering a major update to its iconic logo — with LeBron James emerging as the top candidate to replace Jerry West.

@YourAnonNews They can't smoke weed in the bar

Because no one can afford to go out and hang out at a bar because the economy is shit.

@dervolkman Any bar in the USA, kiddo 🤡🤡

@Crypto__Baggins @YourAnonNews Where are you drinking that it costs this much?

@utd_flock Well, you see kiddo, they own the league 🤡 retardation is rampant

@jasrifootball Why would the NFL’s opinion matter

𝗥𝗘𝗣𝗢𝗥𝗧: Tom Brady reached out to the NFL about the idea of potentially returning to football and they weren’t very warm to that idea, and Brady made it clear he won’t be coming back. “I actually have inquired, and they don't like that idea very much. We explored a lot of different things, and I'm very happily retired. Let me just say that, too.” (via: CNBC)

@CAPTAINASSBLOOD Every cowboy in America wears jeans and boots 🤡🤡🤡 gtfoh

@KyleBaileyClub @RobGuy3 The jeans and boots screams, I support pedophiles.

@polo_man404 There's no reason anybody needs to wear pajamas to Ruth Chris. Every other video on my X feed is a group of blacks mob fighting in a restaurant or parking lot. So that part makes sense 💯

Ruth’s Chris’ dress code policy is sparking a big internet debate. Some are upset that the policy excludes baseball caps, gym shorts, tennis shoes, t-shirts, etc. I consider Ruth Chris to be a nice steakhouse and there SHOULD be a dress code. Do people not like getting dressed up anymore when going somewhere nice?? What are your thoughts? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

@TodayPaulRevere No legacy, and you won't leave one either. By your grand childrens generation your name will be forgotten. Get off your damn high horse.

@TroyGolfs97 @naiivememe What legacy will you leave behind b/c without them no one will remember you?

9-5 jobs are comfort money. They give you just enough money to make it hard to leave. Then you buy a house, get a car, have kids. Then it's too much risk to leave the job. Next thing you know, you blink, and you're 60.

@GoBucks5240 🤣 I'm sorry you suffer from retardation 🤡

@JonRothstein @CBSSportsCBB My Crsytal Ball has Michigan getting stunned Friday Night and May accepting a promotion in Chapel Hill

Michigan AD Warde Manuel tells me the following regarding Dusty May's future with the Wolverines: "I want Dusty to be the coach at Michigan for a long time and continue to achieve great success. I will actively work with him towards making all that happen."

@legit_scumbag He even put his hungry man on a glass plate

I've never had a girlfriend or a job and I live with my parents 😢 I'm 33

@FBGreatMoments The Berminator

What is your favorite nickname from Chris Berman?

@AdamSchefter @Ben_Baby What are the Vegas odds on which Joe will make it thru more games ?

Bengals QB Joe Flacco said other teams are “dumb” for not signing him to start. Story via @Ben_Baby: espn.com/nfl/story/_/id…

@Tess_ogar Her toes throw up gang signs

Men, Pls Tell Us 👇

@WildMediaOnly The ghetto superstar is still looking 🔥

Mya, 46, has no children, has never been married, and previously revealed she spent seven years practicing celibacy while living privately. 👀🏖️

@akafaceUS Obnoxiously annoying human.

Jack Black attempted to scare away paparazzi at the beach, but when he realized he was being filmed, he quickly made his exit.