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@TheLibertyYell F that, he can be in Detroit for the start of the 3rd period.

Porter Martone, I’ll see you in 24 hours.

@DTonPirates The other guy is taking practice swings in the outfield to improve that 103 MPH exit velocity to the 2nd baseman.

Bump. Don’t think the other guy makes that play. #Pirates

@DTonPirates Olay Cruz isn't playing today. Mitch has a chance.

Mitch Keller w 0 R, 1 H, 38 pitches thru 3. Paul Skenes took 37 to get 2 outs in the opener. #Pirates 0-0, t4.

@JameyBaskow I'm sure she will understand if you watch and tweet on your phone. It's for the cause Jamey!!!

We have a wedding tonight, so my Flyers coverage will lack. I have a great date though

@covie_93 I'm sure Tiger took your mother for a drive.

Tiger Woods should take trump for a drive.

@mattconvente The fact that one idiot sperm won the race to your mom's twat and produced two of you is utterly mind bogging. She should be arrested for felony endangerment on the public.

@Matt_Pinner So this whore walks into a bar to talk to a stupid bartender.

So what would you call this Presidential Team?

@AnaKasparian So, similar to your tits? Fake?

I deleted the tweet because the video was fake. But the sentiment stands.

@realDonaldTrump Mr. President, I love ya dude. Voted for you 3 times and would a 4th. This little war with Iran you had to have is killing me. You're destroying my 401K. I can barely afford to drive to the grocery store, much less buy groceries. Gas prices are higher than Biden.

@FD54971 @BroadStHockey I won't argue that point.

@GrumpyGus62 @BroadStHockey It’s the entire organization’s lack of nads, that’s the issue.

Do the Flyers actually have the assets to pull off a blockbuster trade this summer? broadstreethockey.com/post/do-the-fl…

@madmidget63 @KodyDuncanPGH He's the best at the billion MPH piss missile to 2B.

@KodyDuncanPGH Cruz isn’t good at anything besides hitting insignificant home runs!

Oneil Cruz needs to move back to SS Jake Mangim needs to start in CF Jared Triolo needs to be back in 3B Can’t have that bad of defense in the outfield. Cruz was way better defensively at SS than CF

@KodyDuncanPGH Oh no he was not. He was just as horrible at SS as he is CF.

@zach_seyko If they let you hit, you'd be better than Cruz.

@GrumpyGus62 If they let Paul Skenes hit, he would be better than O'Neil Cruz at that too.

O’Neil Cruz’s ERA should go up. Not Paul Skenes’.

@JoshYohe_PGH You're not impressed with a exit velocity of a billion MPH on his lineouts to 2nd base? Isn't that cause for arrest in Pitt?

Obviously Skenes wasn’t good. But a swinging bunt single, a bloop single, two fly balls that the center fielder couldn’t catch and a guy sticking his arm into a pitch isn’t cause for concern. What is cause for concern is Cruz. Maybe my most disliked Pirate ever. Drives me insane.

@DTonPirates Ahhhh, touche. Was unaware of that. I do stand corrected.

@GrumpyGus62 Game is in NYC. Guessing most of the fans are quite happy right now.

Obviously not how you wanted it to go, but getting a bunch of bullpen guys an inning today isn't the worst thing in the world. Off-day tomorrow. #Pirates

@veltri_john @DTonPirates The best place for Cruz is on the other side of the fence buying a ticket to watch the game.

@DTonPirates I get Cruz has a lot of potential but having him at SS or CF just doesn't work. They are 2 important positions to have a bad defensive player.

Oneil Cruz catches two balls that should be caught and it’s 2-2 and Skenes is still in the game. “If’s and buts…” #Pirates down 5-2.

@DTonPirates You mean Cruz sucks in the field? Who knew!?!?!?!