Commando Joe

@AnnieAgar Driving in Eli Apple’s neighborhood be like:

Maryland is trying to become the next California. The inmates are running the Asylum. 🤦

@JPFinlayNBCS @BMitchandFinlay What?!? No Cracker Jacks? It’s literally in the most baseball of baseball songs!

Top 3 baseball concessions: 1) Beer 2) Hot dog 3) Mini helmet soft serve ice cream

Historian Bill Federer: “They say that by 2030, there will be a majority Muslim population in Europe, and they'll just flat out vote in Sharia law. It won't just be no go zones where they take over entire neighborhoods in Paris or around Belgium and London. No, they'll take over entire cities. And people forget, Egypt was completely Christian for six centuries. It's not anymore. All of North Africa was completely Christian for six centuries. It's not anymore. All of Turkey, all seven churches as mentioned in the book of Revelation, were all in Turkey. And they were all taken over by the Muslim Turks. Constantinople was the largest Christian city in the world, and the largest Christian church in the world for hundreds of years was the Hagia Sophia. And it got turned into a mosque. And so they want to do the same thing with the Vatican. And recently they allowed Muslim prayers in the Vatican. So we see that it's headed in that direction.“

Do you agree with Pope Leo?

@joeroganhq Anti-America party says what?

AOC: Republicans are "radicalizing and exploiting young boys" and pushing them towards a "masculinity that requires the domination of others who are poorer, browner, darker, or a different gender than them."

@Rep_Stansbury But Democrats backing terrorists and criminals over America? That’s as un-American as anyone could ever be and it’s ok I guess? You’re the very definition of traitor, only serving yourselves and foreign interests. Disgraceful as it gets.

This man is off his rocker.

What is your response to him?

@cyclone_gav Iowa is a has been and they’re having a tough time coping. Their lack of sportsmanship clearly displays their character. Garbage.

what a sad university and fanbase

@BussinWTB Iowa’s colors are black for a reason. 😂 Used to dominate as Evil Empire, today they’re meh. Fuck them arrogant cunts! Learn your new place!

An Iowa wrestler denied the handshake from a Penn State wrestler 👀

Imagine if we had told you what life would be like in 2026 when you were young… how would you have reacted?

This is not Islamophobia, this is the truth.

@3YearLetterman Guaranteed this guys pisses sitting down. 😂

Imagine being this guy

@Geniustechw Muslim when they get to meet their 72 virgins.

A Muslim woman explains what Muslims will get in heaven: “Allah will reward men with 72 virgins. But women will be young & beautiful. We will live in gold palaces. Allah will give us silk clothes, diamonds & slaves to serve us for eternity. Thoughts?

@mattkusek @d_tao My bad, I was thinking as an 85 vs 145 pr bot, not specifically just neat pours. I love the hazmat and higher octane AWs, not sure I’ve had much as low as 85 pr. that I love as much. But I do tend to cool the heaters off with a splash or cube.

@HTTRjoe @d_tao I don’t think that was an option in the scenario

Would you rather all your whiskey be 85 proof or 145 proof? 😳 @mattkusek and I bring three rapid fire questions at the Dream Spirits warehouse!

@AB84 Using selfies. It’s called a “selfie” because “narcissistie” is too hard to spell.

What’s a phrase a narcissist says that instantly gives them away?

What would you do in this situation?

@burgermanders What’s the difference between a Buffalo Bill and a dollar bill? You can get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill.

Literally the 1 team that’s notorious for being dogshit in big moments. The NFC east owns you

Buffalo fan posting this is hilarious

Be honest… that ending felt good, didn’t it? 😅

@MLFootball @EBJunkies @packers_access @KingOfPhinland @B_Shousejr @TitanAnderson1 @NyjMike @KennyKing_Jr @REFLOG18 @TheRealCruzOx @Gbush91

TOP WORST FREE AGENTS SIGNINGS THIS OFF-SEASON: 1: #Commanders: Odafe Oweh
2: #Dolphins: Malik Willis
3: #Bengals: Boye Mafe
4: #Titans: Wan’Dale Robinson
5: #Browns: Zion Johnson
6: #Saints: Travis Etienne
7: #Raiders: Jalen Nailor
8: #Jets: Joseph Ossai 9: #Titans: JFM