Thank you for the best laugh today
Ous'Bongie@BongsMahlangu_
What’s an avocado in Afrikaans? Knowing Afrikaans it’s probably called something ridiculous like ‘Worteltortel’ or ‘Groenpampoen’ 😮💨😩
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HashTan
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HashTan
@HashTan108
Happily married and mom to two beautiful children living life on my terms
Centurion, South Africa 가입일 Mayıs 2013
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Mums of two, balance me real quick: do we have a baby shower (or rather, a 'sprinkle') for baby #2?
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@CaptSpringbok My kids nanny( we called her Ouma) taught them a song when they were little, “Jaantjie kom huis toe, die Kaap is leug sonder jou”. Thats the sentiment I get here. Except by Kaap I mean South Africa as a whole
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@FirdoseM @JohannBiermann1 Sadly the cost to travel to another province is not in our budget. What with the fuel levy imposed and the high cost of just about everything. It really DOES NOT make sense that we have to travel.
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@JohannBiermann1 The local support base also has the option to go to Joburg, Durban or GQ to watch games.
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There's a lot of unhappiness about ticket sales for the #SAvENG New Year's Test. I did some digging around the numbers. The local allocation is tiiiiiiiiny as CSA look to monetise the match, which I suppose is fair play to them.
espncricinfo.com/story/csa-sque…
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@HashTan108 He's gave his family enough time now. Time to give the 2027 WC charge it's time 😤😤😤
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6th 50 by Klaasen this #IPL2026 and also takes back his Orange Cap. Get him back in all white ball matches for Proteas asap idc idc 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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This is a tough one KP. Let me say you…just to curry some favour. Also I know you practice in that virtual golf thingamajig
Kevin Pietersen🦏@KP24
Which international cricketer do you think would hit a golf ball the furthest?
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Higher grade jokes here 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Rory Petzer@RoryPetzer
These two haven’t said a word to each other all week.
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@RoryPetzer @ShellsPemBroke With friends like you 🙆🏽♀️🙆🏽♀️🙆🏽♀️🙆🏽♀️
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@ShellsPemBroke I even forgot you support them. To be fair, you haven’t had much reason to speak about them for 22 years, so I could be forgiven.
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And congratulations to all Arsenal fans. I always thought Arsenal was the Tuesday of EPL teams. You know, just there, but now you’ve proven me wrong. 🏆
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@HashTan108 Beauty of KZN - was there last Thursday and needed the aircon at night
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Going to be interesting weather today 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️
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Oh I missed you. Even my husband who isn’t on this platform has been asking me for your updates. Welcome back
Iceland Cricket@icelandcricket
We are back!! Our Nigerian hackers have been defeated after a two week cyber siege that would have done the Icelandic Sagas proud. We are peaceful people, but if we ever play Nigeria at cricket, you boys are going to take one hell of a beating!
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I don’t know how true this is but I’m sure Ferrari will break another stat this year 🤣🤣🤣🤣. My husband calls me the best supporter for my views, I call me realistic
Holiness@F1BigData
Every time Arsenal won the Premier League in the 21st century, a Ferrari driver won the Formula 1 title Today, Arsenal have won the Premier League again
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Oh Em Gee, when you realize you were one of those parents 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Manzi@ClixWell
Where can one find those South African flag things our parents put on their side mirrors during the 2010 World Cup?
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How can someone you’ve never met impact your life so much? 🥰🥰🥰🥰
DHONI Trends™@TrendsDhoni
MS DHONI FOREVER 🥹💛
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HashTan 리트윗함
HashTan 리트윗함
MS Dhoni sitting with the ground staff and clicking pictures with them 🥹❤️
You just can't hate this man.
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lol so tickets for upcoming proteas matches just went live less than an hour ago and the Newlands new years test v England is already sold out? Lmao.
are there any South African fans that actually managed to get a ticket for that match?
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